mrs. chase that cheese
@thejanaymichele
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🇺🇸 top notch hoes get the most not the lesser | i don’t answer DM’s | i like to block - no really, i will block you
baltimore | atlanta
Joined December 2010
I can’t post this on Instagram so yall just will have to get it sorry
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I closed tonight with all my black coworkers and forgot my one white coworker so when i said “Bye y’all, stay black” and then i looked at her and she said “I’ll try my best” . LMFAOOOO.
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the other side of fast fashion.
Garment workers at H&M supplier factory Euro Clothing in Bangalore, India protest the factory closing after H&M cancelled orders and refused to pay for work done.
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Three different fathers killed their entire families this past weekend.
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abortions banned. millions set to be evicted. hurricanes in the south. fire in the west. strikes all over. 1000 covid deaths a day. it’s all just so overwhelming.
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i still think about the tweet where someone said “we remove kids from impoverished homes to place them in foster homes and pay the foster homes to take care of the child when the government could just give that money to the parents”.
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so many journalists deserve to be without a job after today.
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I’m so tired of every single app, every single service, every single fucking thing being a fucking subscription. You can’t ever own anything with one purchase anymore. Its a forever battle to pay monthly for the rest of your life.
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LIQUIDATED $150K in credit cards?????? Those interest rates could hit 29.99% ??????? She is in crippling debt with NO JOB? No liquid capital to handle any misses in her business — TO RUN AN AIRBNB?????????????.
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If you’re at a WFH job? Stay there. You won’t find another.
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I hate interracial content but this was funny as hell
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i stopped going to church when the pastor put a ATM machine in the lobby and he made us all fast as a church because he couldn’t stop fucking one of the 18 year olds in the congregation *cough cough J*mal harrison bryant cough cough*.
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no one called you to serve as a cop. you went and filled out an application.
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I was 16-17 when i first got on twitter, a skinny dark skinned girl, and saw nothing but people comparing us and our bodies to roaches, burnt food, roast beef, bodily excretions and what not so yeah, i wish the very worst on all Twitter OG’s who participated.
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Friendship does involve being inconvenienced sometimes and that’s ok. It’s what you do for friends.
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I’m screaming, welcome to back to school 😭
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Seamoss isn’t FDA approved, neither is Apetamin, Fish Oil, Gingko Biloba, Vitamic C etc etc etc and you still take it so please don’t use the government as safety regulation when you want to claim the government is also trying to kill you. it’s backwards as fuck.
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remember when J Cole got on the internet and told NoName she was wrong and that he don’t read but he be thinking a lot.
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she said it was a joke and she’s paying her. girl i guess lol.
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I’m noticing A LOT of influencers are moving toward Christianity, celibacy, traditional values etc and that’s how i know our economy is in the toilet.
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Coming to terms with life looking a lot different than i planned. But it’s okay. It’s my journey. I’m allowed to grieve a life I thought I would live so I can embrace the life and path that is made for me.
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Scolding your partner for liking photos on an app dedicated to posting pictures reflects on your insecurities and less on your partners.
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An entire bridge, just gone. I just. I don’t believe this is real life. The largest bridge in the Baltimore metro area, just gone in seconds. Countless lives lost, if we can find everyone. A main source of income to the city — gone. This is going to take years to fix.
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They fired one person and everyone on his team resigned. That’s standing on bidness.
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Brian McKnight is a nasty soul. How awful is this caption? You literally already have a daughter. A black one.
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These “buy my course” and “buy my ebook” and “sign up for my masterclass” are going to have you all in a chapter 13 quicker than you can spell SCAM!.
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Do you hate black women in leadership or did you expect familiarity would allow you to perform poorly without criticism?.
I HATE black women in leadership positions.
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Please stop assuming they were all white because they weren’t. Abuse isn’t specific to one race. Family annihilators are more often white men but that does not mean other races don’t also commit those acts.
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if we are not engaged in sexual activity with him personally, why is it any of our business?.
hiding your sexual diagnosis for 14 years!!!?! cmon billy.
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It’s cause they broke too.
Everybody goin on tour on the brokest years of our adult lives is so insane.
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In fact, it was actually more than that, but these were the most widely reported.
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Last night I celebrated 380 days of abstinence from sex with a self love dinner celebrating my friends and how much they love me. To give back to the women who pour into me was the shining point of the night.
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Talking about 0% APR???!! No one is doing that for cash advances. STOP THE BS!.
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Nah this is insane 😭 we have let this go too far! What is going on with NY Drill music 😵💫
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I’m forever going to the African aunties I’m sorry.
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If you can’t spot the sucker in the room, that person is YOU 🫵🏾.
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very weird caption. she is more than her virginity.
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Waitlist, groups, pre sales, codes, special invites, like… this concert culture don’t seem ridiculous yet?.
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Cassie choosing to date again. And love again. And live again is proof she was her own savior. Her defiance to continue to thrive is proof she, herself, was her biggest supporter. Don’t downplay or minimize how big of a feat that is.
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My mom told me when she was growing up, everyone was on welfare. And the government didn’t fix teeth back then, they just removed them. So when i see people making fun of missing side teeth or missing teeth in general, i wonder if they take a step back to reevaluate.
Getting your side tooth fixed must be super expensive or something… idk.
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Why would i ruin the vibe of my friendship to appease your insecurity?.
If any female tells me she has a male platonic friend, I ask her to text him and say she want to fuck. They never follow through tho lol.
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I want to meet more women next year. I really want to cultivate beautiful friendships and enhance on the ones I have. I am so excited to step out to meet likeminded women.
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Nas really said “owe me back like you owe your tax”. And folks was in the club gyrating to that!!!.
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Not chika being an adjective for a baby hater 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂.
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“No one gives men a space to talk about their traumas”.Men, when the trauma is happening in real time:
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Clay from Love Is Blind is dating Celina Powell?! LMFAOO what.
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I heavily believe these mass layoffs have nothing to do with the economy and all to do with taking back the power once held by employees. Now they can offer lower wages for new positions, require more from employees and dangle the fear of imminent job loss over their heads.
My prediction? These layoffs are employers trimming "the fat" and enacting a stance against workers. This just isnt about money. This climate is going to change the once employee led workforce. Employers will again have power, require coming into work and phase out remote roles.
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i can’t wait until the black community admits they share the same beliefs as republicans and they absolutely hate poor people.
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This was exactly like my last braid appointment
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I ain’t even see insults like that in my real everyday life so yeah, i hope you all regularly get large, consistent and persistent kidney stones.
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I got this length for $300, check out Jamela Hair Braiding in Marietta ❤️🫶🏾
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also, i promise yall this does not mean i believe all churches are like this, i just don't want to go to them anymore. so please stop saying i "couldve found another one" when i truly do not care to go anyways. im not hurting i promise you.
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Other options for birthday celebrations that don’t include multi day trips:. 1. A nice dinner.2. Spa day!.3. Celebrating yourself (alone even!).4. Shopping trip.5. Staycations.6. Solo trips.7. Multiple individual hangouts with friends in their city(ies) .8. Adventure activities.
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135 SQUARE FEET IN TOTAL. My kitchen is bigger than this.
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Look at what occupation your sign should have! What do you do for work?
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if i was speaking about abusive homes, i would’ve mentioned the word “abusive” and not “impoverished”. please.
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It is so discouraging to attempt to make friends as 30+ and people continually bail or skip out. I think we forget that showing up is the most basic entry level action you can do. I get it, youre tired. You have this going on. You have that going on. Maybe another time but damn.
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I download a habit app and why do i have to pay a yearly subscription for a fucking REMINDER app. Subscriptions for warranties on your bed?! What the fuck is this anymore????.
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You know how bad 1. A company has to be in a judgment call for everyone to quit? 2. How amazing of an Editor in Chief has to be that his team followed out and left with him?.
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@tsunamitaj Like what discussion needs to be had?! Nigga if you don’t go clean the dishes! Mop something! Cook! Like you have better things to do than press your girl for sex 2 seconds post partum.
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lmao i went to sleep and this blew up. lmaooooo if my mind serves me right i was around 18/19 when this happened so like 2011/2012 but i was still in HS. imma call my momma and ask and get y’all the rest of the tea lmao! i get dates wrong but this was in Baltimore MD.
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One day I’ll discuss how short form text and social media have ruined the idea of novels and reading. You expect books to be tweets. No, reading isn’t just getting straight to the point. A story must set the stage.
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my views are harsh because i was a very poor child and i don’t think any child should ever experience poverty. ever. it’s not positive for growth, it’s traumatic, it’s frightening, it’s stressful. it’s not ok. it’s just not. i just can’t see a positive in any of it.
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A nasty soul.
@selfiegoddesss He’s twisted, talking about she made him a “girl dad”, and he has an adult daughter.
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It’s “I’m rooting for everyone Black” until it’s an American.
shacarri doesn’t have the accolades to match the star power they try to project on to her. she just doesn’t deliver the IT GIRL factor when it counts sorry!.
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Ok just found out this is supposedly a joke? But i don’t get it?.
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this was unnecessarily mean.
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She opened the results of her NCLEX with her husband and her mom (on the phone). This… nvm
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oh and i make wigs y’all lmfao. $65 construction, $8 to ship
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yes he did have a baby with this girl. sorry forgot to add.
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The only people disagreeing with me or tryna be funny and rude are niggas who depended on these weird twitter OG’s because no one actually loved them in real life so they attached themselves to someone online. You and your Twitter father were losers.
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A bunch of this fr
It’s so disgusting looking under a tweet of a man being weird to a woman and seeing other women being a damn loser laughing & carrying on.
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I never said her work wasn’t gorgeous lol, I’m just shocked at these prices but there are those who will pay so i wish her nothing but health and wealth! Jeez guys lol.
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also i truly did not tweet this because of Easter, i’m not disrespectful in the slightest. this was tweeted because everyone was watching the Clark Sisters movie last night!.
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ok it was 2007, i was 14, but i was in HS. got that one confused with ANOTHER time later on when he had another baby. so i was 14 everyone!!!!!!!.
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Modesty almost ALWAYS follows an economic down turn. People begin wearing clothes that are gender neutral and less colorful. This leads consumers to be less daring and experimental opting for more conservative options that will last over time.
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@privateinequity Like something has to GIVE. I can’t believe it’s everywhere?? Like my lord! Ugh. Makes me not want anything if i have to pay for it forever!.
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Everyone’s dependence on online shopping is killing our local economies. Please please get up and do some shopping in person. Please.
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I saw a TikTok about how mean and nasty some gay men can be to women with comments or comebacks and how it’s just repackaged misogyny. Now I’m side-eyeing clapbacks because absolutely not. The ki stops here!.
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