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@thehubrispanda

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@thehubrispanda
Becky
5 years
There are two types of people in this world, avoid both.
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Becky
2 years
How do you say ‘fuck you’ professionally? I want to get this e-mail just right.
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Becky
3 years
I'm "I used to burn CDs" years old.
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@thehubrispanda
Becky
2 years
The Amazon delivery van is to adults as the ice cream van is to kids.
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@thehubrispanda
Becky
2 years
You know you’re an adult when everything annoys you.
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@thehubrispanda
Becky
2 years
Those who know the difference between ‘there’ ‘they’re’ and ‘their’ are keepers.
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@thehubrispanda
Becky
2 years
Why are there so many songs about heart aches but none on back aches? They are the worst.
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@thehubrispanda
Becky
2 years
If you can’t treat pets like family, you shouldn’t have any.
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Becky
2 years
One minute you’re young and wild and the next you’re into ibuprofen, canceling plans and lots of naps.
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@thehubrispanda
Becky
2 years
Keep that person who laughs at the most stupid things with you.
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@thehubrispanda
Becky
11 years
Ignoring your passion is slow suicide.
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@thehubrispanda
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2 years
I did the math and we’re all screwed.
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@thehubrispanda
Becky
2 years
My most favourite thing to do at work is leave.
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@thehubrispanda
Becky
3 years
them: what would be your dying wish? me:
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@thehubrispanda
Becky
2 years
That amazing feeling when you flip the pillow over and sleep on the cold side.
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@thehubrispanda
Becky
3 years
Sometimes you meet someone and think, that's the one, that's the one I want to spend the rest of my life avoiding.
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@thehubrispanda
Becky
4 years
I've decided to start replacing the people in my life with mozzarella sticks.
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@thehubrispanda
Becky
4 years
Your humour is so inappropriate. Let's be friends.
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@thehubrispanda
Becky
3 years
I talk a lot of shit for someone who cried when Tom Hanks lost Wilson.
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@thehubrispanda
Becky
3 years
Pets are family, end of discussion.
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@thehubrispanda
Becky
3 years
It’s totally ok to wake up and choose not to do a damn thing all day.
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@thehubrispanda
Becky
3 years
Remember back when we had energy? Those were the days.
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@thehubrispanda
Becky
2 years
Being strong alone is a whole new level of power.
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@thehubrispanda
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2 years
I don’t trust people who say “trust me”
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@thehubrispanda
Becky
11 years
Scars are tattoos with better stories.
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@thehubrispanda
Becky
3 years
A dating app where they match you based on your meds.
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@thehubrispanda
Becky
11 years
It hurts to be quiet when your heart wants to speak.
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@thehubrispanda
Becky
2 years
We could have been together but you put ketchup on your steak.
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@thehubrispanda
Becky
3 years
I need a lot of alone time to be able to function properly.
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@thehubrispanda
Becky
3 years
Napping is a valid hobby and never let anyone convince you otherwise.
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@thehubrispanda
Becky
3 years
I don't do 'hot girl' shit, I do 'anxious girl' shit.
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@thehubrispanda
Becky
3 years
“you’re so quiet” yeah I don’t like you.
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@thehubrispanda
Becky
11 years
Not everyone who desires you, values you.
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@thehubrispanda
Becky
3 years
If your jokes don't make people worry about your mental health, we can't be friends.
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@thehubrispanda
Becky
3 years
welcome to adulthood, your hobbies are now procrastinating and taking naps.
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@thehubrispanda
Becky
2 years
They said “love is in the air” so I wore my mask.
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@thehubrispanda
Becky
4 years
People who wake up feeling chatty first thing in the morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?
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@thehubrispanda
Becky
3 years
Adulthood is out of my budget.
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@thehubrispanda
Becky
4 years
You can never go wrong with minding your own business and taking a nap.
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@thehubrispanda
Becky
2 years
There’s nothing more humiliating than taking your pet to bed with you, and they get down and leave the room.
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@thehubrispanda
Becky
11 years
I'm fluent in silence.
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Becky
4 years
When a woman is angry, be sure to tell her that she's overreacting.
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@thehubrispanda
Becky
2 years
I just took a shower with a new shower gel that had a masculine scent, and i think that’s the closest I’ll get to showering with a man.
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@thehubrispanda
Becky
4 years
I respect a person who makes mistakes and owns them.
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@thehubrispanda
Becky
2 years
I was filling in an online form and i got to my birth year, I kept scrolling and scrolling and scrolling, and with each scroll, i would die a little inside.
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@thehubrispanda
Becky
3 years
Society: just be yourself Me: *being myself* Society: the audacity!
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@thehubrispanda
Becky
2 years
If you think cats are plotting your death, take a look at flies that just sit there, staring at you, rubbing their hands together. That’s no joke.
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@thehubrispanda
Becky
3 years
Might fuck around today and reply to people's tweets correcting there grammar.
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@thehubrispanda
Becky
4 years
If you send me a voice note exceeding 20 seconds, I will consider it a podcast and not listen to it.
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@thehubrispanda
Becky
3 years
If you cant handle me at my worst, i get it, neither can i.
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@thehubrispanda
Becky
11 years
Confidence leaves no room for jealousy.
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@thehubrispanda
Becky
3 years
I specialise in forgetting peoples’ names 1 minute after they tell me what it is.
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@thehubrispanda
Becky
3 years
Hold on to the weird ones.
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2 years
Somebody give this guy a medal
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@thehubrispanda
Becky
3 years
I personally take being told I'm "unapproachable" as a compliment.
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@thehubrispanda
Becky
2 years
Flip flobsters, because Crocs weren’t enough.
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@thehubrispanda
Becky
3 years
People who talk loudly in the morning, what in the actual fuck is wrong with you?
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@thehubrispanda
Becky
3 years
I embrace my weird and so should you.
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2 years
Rage against the machine, but it’s me doing the dishes.
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Becky
3 years
excuse me while I overthink this and get back to you.
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@thehubrispanda
Becky
2 years
Cutting certain people out of your life is good for your mental health.
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@thehubrispanda
Becky
4 years
Sex in a hotel room bed hits differently.
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Becky
3 years
I don't usually date, but when I do, I regret it.
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@thehubrispanda
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2 years
*holds in a sneeze in public* *farts*
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@thehubrispanda
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3 years
I absolutely refuse to go anywhere peopley.
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@thehubrispanda
Becky
3 years
When I’m done, I withdraw in silence.
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@thehubrispanda
Becky
3 years
Tell me you're a badass without saying you're a badass.
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@thehubrispanda
Becky
11 years
If you carry the bricks from the past, you'll only end up building the same house.
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@thehubrispanda
Becky
4 years
Not only do I make bad decisions, I make them enthusiastically.
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@thehubrispanda
Becky
4 years
If you accidentally step on your pet's paw, you treat that angel like royalty for the rest of the day. Them's the rules.
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@thehubrispanda
Becky
3 years
Women who wear bras at home are psychopaths.
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3 years
Avoiding manipulative people is self care.
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@thehubrispanda
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3 years
Surround yourself with people who are good for your mental health.
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3 years
Take the risk or you’ll never know.
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3 years
Losing the weight of people's opinion of you is the most rewarding weight loss.
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@thehubrispanda
Becky
3 years
Treat toxic people the same way you treat YouTube ads. Skip 'em.
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@thehubrispanda
Becky
11 years
Nothing beats a beautiful conversation with a beautiful mind.
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@thehubrispanda
Becky
3 years
PSA: people who are now abandoning pets they adopted during lockdown due to lockdown restrictions being lifted, are garbage.
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@thehubrispanda
Becky
3 years
Sorry but, French is NOT the sexiest language. It's Spanish.
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Becky
2 years
I can’t find the other sock after laundry, let alone my soulmate.
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Becky
2 years
I’m at that point in my life where if someone wants to stay in my life, great, if they want to leave, then go right ahead.
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Becky
3 years
Give me a book, some coffee and a thunderstorm.
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@thehubrispanda
Becky
3 years
Be careful who you open up to.
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Becky
4 years
You don’t scare me, you’re not 17 missed calls from my mother.
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Becky
3 years
The dying art of helping someone in need without boasting about it over social media.
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3 years
The best response to drama, is no response.
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3 years
Any time is a good time for a nap.
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@thehubrispanda
Becky
9 years
*Deletes FB account *Disappears from Social Media *Sails to deserted island *Receives message in a bottle "You have 1 Candy Crush Request"
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Becky
2 years
I actually enjoy missing out. Disconnecting is my self-care.
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3 years
If it involves running, I’m not doing it.
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@thehubrispanda
Becky
3 years
“You’ve changed” is another way of them saying “you don’t let me walk all over you anymore”
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@thehubrispanda
Becky
2 years
If someone opens up to you, that means they chose you to expose themselves to. They invite you in where no-one else has been, and that’s beautiful. Don’t screw it up.
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Becky
4 years
Today I’m 4 months Facebook sober. I would like to thank each and every Facebook friend I had for showing me that my day is better off without them.
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2 years
If you have to tell people you’re funny, you’re not funny.
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Becky
4 years
What if in the early morning, birds aren't actually singing but throwing a fit because they hate the daytime?
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Becky
3 years
Sometimes you gotta say “that’s enough” and just be done.
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Becky
3 years
Any room can be a panic room if you're in it and your phone rings.
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3 years
Stop being so hard on yourself, you're doing everything you can.
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2 years
The lack of respect that people in society have for each other these days is despicable.
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3 years
It's ok tacos, I fall apart sometimes too.
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