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guys always have five hundred seventeen million excuses..
Bronx, NY
Joined December 2012
I have one that is actively growing, right now it’s 5cm and that mf causes so much pain!!!! Fuck that doctor
I kid you not I got an ultrasound at emergency for pelvic pain and this doctor said everything came back normal see you’re fine and I read out loud on the paper “it says I got a fibroid and ovarian cyst??” and the doctor went “Oh yeah, well—“
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RT @hovitaaa: Yes. Unprovoked. On a random ass Thursday because she can’t believe how fine I am and needs to share it with the world. Thank…
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😭😭 this is legit how everyone sounds regarding the Super Bowl lmfao
Crazy. Do you guys see what Drake did with the artwork?? The two towers behind him indicates how the industry want to bring him down but he is twice as tall! The two fur coats being black and white represents the good and bad sides of the industry. Goodness
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Same man sameee. Especially the 0 to speak with the operator. Omfg I be on the phone yelling representative for 10mins straight 😭
I don’t want to connect my coffee machine to the wifi network. I don’t want to share the file with OneDrive. I don’t want to download an app to check my car’s fluid levels. I don’t want to scan a QR code to view the restaurant menu. I don’t want to let Google know my location before showing me the search results. I don’t want to include a Teams link on the calendar invite. I don’t want to pay 50 different monthly subscription fees for all my software. I don’t want to upgrade to TurboTax platinum plus audit protection. I don’t want to install the Webex plugin to join the meeting. I don’t want to share my car’s braking data with the actuaries at State Farm. I don’t want to text with your AI chatbot. I don’t want to download the Instagram app to look at your picture. I don’t want to type in my email address to view the content on your company’s website. I don’t want text messages with promo codes. I don’t want to leave your company a five-star Google review in exchange for the chance to win a $20 Starbucks gift card. I don’t want to join your exclusive community in the metaverse. I don’t want AI to help me write my comments on LinkedIn. I don’t even want to be on LinkedIn in the first place. I just want to pay for a product one time (and only one time), know that it’s going to work flawlessly, press 0 to speak to an operator if I need help, and otherwise be left alone and treated with some small measure of human dignity, if that’s not too much to ask anymore.
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