thegoat Profile
thegoat

@thegoat

Followers
230
Following
1,343
Media
13
Statuses
910

Look. It's an old goat.

Planet Earth
Joined July 2007
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
@thegoat
thegoat
7 years
@SteveKingIA According to Crockett Johnson there were virtually no dragons until Harold took his Big Purple Crayon and drew one.
0
0
30
@thegoat
thegoat
6 years
@JimRitchells24 @SteveKingIA As a resident of #IA04 , I can confirm that there are plenty of us inside this chowderheads's district that want him out. Please support @Scholten4Iowa in his effort to unemploy the shit out of @SteveKingIA
2
0
9
@thegoat
thegoat
6 years
@Scholten4Iowa @SteveKingIA I hope no one left their shocked faces at home. @SteveKingIA , don't forget all of your confederate fan club flags when you're packing up the office....in November. @Scholten4Iowa Thank you for running against this goblin. #ia04
0
0
6
@thegoat
thegoat
6 years
@taylorotwell If that had been a real MAGA cap, I'd be so done with @laravelphp
1
0
6
@thegoat
thegoat
4 years
Where's the legal fund? I'm donating! WSMV Nashville: Man arrested for smoking marijuana cigarette in courtroom. #freespencerboston #LEGALIZE #potstuff #potshouldbelegalstupid #CannabisNews #CannabisLegal
6
2
5
@thegoat
thegoat
8 years
#TwoWordTrump tiny fingers
1
1
2
@thegoat
thegoat
6 years
@CocoRocksSD1 @ErinDMurphy @Scholten4Iowa @SteveKingIA You mean: "I don't know anything about this JD character, but I know he doesn't have a platform because he's one of them Democrats, so I'm voting for a hateful, racist fuck." Seems legit. Hwy 20 is not complete. You should talk to @Scholten4Iowa though. He's solid AF.
0
0
2
@thegoat
thegoat
6 years
@JimRitchells24 @SteveKingIA @Scholten4Iowa No apologies necessary. This district keeps electing him.
1
0
2
@thegoat
thegoat
6 years
@Brainmage And yes, I meant Joan.
1
0
2
@thegoat
thegoat
6 years
So, now we're having a national debate over death toll numbers. It's like a national debate over inauguration numbers, except with DEAD PEOPLE. Focus on the wrong part of the story much? This fucking place just keeps getting classier. #PuertoRico
0
0
1
@thegoat
thegoat
6 years
@anidifranco @ColorOfChange Ani, @Scholten4Iowa ! As a bonus, you'll get to help unseat that little racist goblin @SteveKingIA .
0
0
2
@thegoat
thegoat
3 years
@swierczy Butane in my veins and I'm out to cut the junkie.
0
0
2
@thegoat
thegoat
6 years
@AmbassadorAwsum I'm just going to leave this here... ...because it is great.
0
0
2
@thegoat
thegoat
7 years
2
0
2
@thegoat
thegoat
6 years
@MILLERBOATLINE @LEIWildlife I hope that the @LEIWildlife fundraiser is a wild success. However, I must report that I am a not, in fact, hosting it. I wish you luck though. #putinbay
0
0
2
@thegoat
thegoat
7 years
@PayPalXx @calsheepho "WTF" is an acronym for What The Fuck. "R" and "u" are just letters.
0
0
2
@thegoat
thegoat
2 years
@Crypto2Steve @elonmusk @elonmusk and I haven't had a good chat about it yet, but I think you're going to do great. Good luck. Elon, let's catch up soon.
2
0
2
@thegoat
thegoat
6 years
@Brainmage Sam: Nathan Fillion Al: Joan Cusack ...or maybe the other way around.
1
0
2
@thegoat
thegoat
8 years
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, season 1, episode 1. Yep, that's happening, again. #BuffyTheVampireSlayer
0
0
2
@thegoat
thegoat
6 years
@etherealmind @stevendick I understand your point. I just disagree. I know I'm going to have to patch so I want my vendor to care about how that's going to happen at 2am. Maybe the real hazard here isn't bragging to customers about it. Maybe it's bragging to whoever is setting release dates. :)
1
0
2
@thegoat
thegoat
6 years
@etherealmind That sounds like something I've heard out of (the middle-est of) management.
0
0
2
@thegoat
thegoat
6 years
@etherealmind Just tell me which reseller to use so I can get some added value. ;)
1
0
2
@thegoat
thegoat
6 years
@shocm I think they might be. I bet they didn't.
0
0
1
@thegoat
thegoat
6 years
Thank you @ksylor for @ohshitgit .
1
0
1
@thegoat
thegoat
6 years
@GabranGray I can confirm. You haven't.
0
0
1
@thegoat
thegoat
7 years
0
0
1
@thegoat
thegoat
7 years
@Jeffer_8a Aw, it just wanted some attention. :) Glad to hear you got it working.
0
0
1
@thegoat
thegoat
7 years
@samantha_vera @CallMeChody That's amazing. Now, we just need some artificial spiders.
1
0
1
@thegoat
thegoat
8 years
@adamwathan "From:" is part of the "envelope" and is usually considered useless in regards to verification. Should be "Sender:"
1
0
1
@thegoat
thegoat
8 years
Samantha Gray is crowdrising for Payton's Trip To Zambia:
0
0
0
@thegoat
thegoat
17 years
Praying for death
0
0
0
@thegoat
thegoat
6 years
Yo @verizon , I see you are maximizing disappointment as usual. Stop being such overachievers.
Tweet media one
0
0
1
@thegoat
thegoat
6 years
1
0
1
@thegoat
thegoat
8 years
@adamwathan Any time. SPF/DKIM/DMARC/reputation…. I feel for you! I’ve been there too often. Gives me the anger almost every time. Good luck
0
0
1
@thegoat
thegoat
8 years
“The 100% correct way to validate email addresses” @D__Gilbertson
0
0
1
@thegoat
thegoat
8 years
@jbeda @fideloper Ran many mail servers for years. I can't agree more. Total waste of (huge amounts of) time these days.
0
0
1
@thegoat
thegoat
6 years
@taylorotwell Why can't I put tin foil in the microwave?
0
0
1
@thegoat
thegoat
8 years
“Work/Life balance is bullshit.” @vanschneider
0
0
1
@thegoat
thegoat
6 years
@etherealmind @stevendick Maintainability as a sign of poor quality? Your take would at least alleviate the noise of some guy in the room saying "see, they said it was easy to patch" when you're patching frequently anyway...out here in the real world.
0
0
1
@thegoat
thegoat
6 years
Mushe is my brother in law and an incredible human being. 'I realized that this was going to be dangerous for me.' Oshkosh locals humanize racism via @onwnews
0
2
1
@thegoat
thegoat
6 years
@fideloper Try adding this to the [main] section of/etc/NetworkManager/NetworkManager.conf dns=none Or disable that GD NetworkManager. Not 100% sure that will do it, but I always get satisfaction from disabling that meddling pos.
1
0
1
@thegoat
thegoat
9 years
Incredible #HourOfCode spent with @jeffrey_way on @laracasts . Great stuff.
0
0
1
@thegoat
thegoat
8 years
Donny Drumpf #TwoWordTrump
0
0
1
@thegoat
thegoat
6 years
@KimWeaverIA is winning Thursday.
@KimWeaverIA
Kim Weaver
6 years
. @realDonaldTrump "I just sent the craziest, most racist tweet imaginable." @SteveKingIA "Hold my beer..." Donate Here: ?amp=1
Tweet media one
8
13
32
0
0
1
@thegoat
thegoat
8 years
In it to win it, seriously! Enter the 12" #MacBook #Giveaway here: via @cultofmac
0
0
1
@thegoat
thegoat
9 years
@ShawnMcCool The Dark Crystal is the most frightening shit ever. #nightmares #therapy
0
0
1
@thegoat
thegoat
6 years
I just bought @ansible4devops because I've been using @geerlingguy 's php ping library A LOT over the last several years. Ansible is pretty okay too...for being one of the deepest of rabbit holes imaginable.
1
1
1
@thegoat
thegoat
7 years
@AIanHangover @MattLulCakes yet another use for...
Tweet media one
0
0
1
@thegoat
thegoat
9 years
@Xavier_Ho @LeaVerou reference for everyone wondering
0
0
1
@thegoat
thegoat
7 years
@Drew_Hecht55 @tb12 My account is called @thegoat and I don't know how football works. Ever notice how most rabid football fans are vapid tools?
1
0
1
@thegoat
thegoat
10 years
All you have to do is do it.
1
0
1
@thegoat
thegoat
7 years
JFC #jfc
0
0
1
@thegoat
thegoat
7 years
@PayPalXx @samantha_vera @calsheepho We will internet bully you into good grammar.
0
0
1
@thegoat
thegoat
6 years
0
0
1
@thegoat
thegoat
9 years
Let Lawrence Lessig Debate! http://t.co/SylQq7OSUX @moveon
0
0
1
@thegoat
thegoat
6 years
Letters to Younger Dumber Me: On Sleep
0
0
1
@thegoat
thegoat
8 years
@Brad_Pierce easiest place to start, I think, is making sure they 'Crack a book'..... Constantly.
0
0
1
@thegoat
thegoat
8 years
@stauffermatt @vuejs I still have to go with how to work with flash messages (sweetalert?) in Vuejs
0
0
1
@thegoat
thegoat
7 years
@samantha_vera @laracasts I don't know about all that, but I am incredibly lucky. Thank you @samantha_vera . After you, @laracasts is the GD best.
0
0
1
@thegoat
thegoat
8 years
Status: Building more of the cyber. You're welcome @realDonaldTrump
0
0
1
@thegoat
thegoat
8 years
@Brad_Pierce considering what the humans are doing to the planet, swimming comes to mind.
1
0
1
@thegoat
thegoat
7 years
0
0
1
@thegoat
thegoat
8 years
Samantha Gray is crowdrising for Payton's Trip To Zambia:
0
1
0
@thegoat
thegoat
6 years
Support open source in October and earn a limited edition T-shirt from @DigitalOcean @GitHub and @Twilio #hacktoberfest
0
0
1
@thegoat
thegoat
6 years
@GaryGulman
(((Gary Gulman)))
6 years
FALL TOUR goes on Sale Friday! 17 Cities!
Tweet media one
8
11
83
0
0
1
@thegoat
thegoat
8 years
@adamwathan Maybe less “considered useless” and more “not used often” because it can be faked so easily.
1
0
1
@thegoat
thegoat
7 years
“Introducing Laravel Horizon” @taylorotwell
0
0
1
@thegoat
thegoat
6 years
Dear @udemy , we've never met. I'm @thegoat . The advertisements you are running on Spotify are freaking me the fuck out. Are those real serial killers or are they actors and you wanted them to act like serial killers?
0
0
1
@thegoat
thegoat
8 years
@stauffermatt How about flash messages with Laravel+Vuejs?
0
0
1
@thegoat
thegoat
7 years
It’s time to save the internet — again
0
0
1
@thegoat
thegoat
6 years
@fideloper Amarite?
0
0
1