ẹwàtómi 💕
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tech babe❄️. snr data scientist. devops. mlops. msba grad @UofL . football junkie. ⚽️ @arsenal ⚪🔴. 🏀 @warriors . music head. 🦍 X 🦅 subaru gal 🇳🇬
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Something I firmly believe:
You are 6 months away from completely changing your life if you go monk mode and put in the work.
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THEY CALLED ME A MAD WOMAN BUT MASTER JESUS PUT THEM TO SHAMEEE!😭😭
call me OCTOPUS JOSEPHINE EWATOMI from now on. 😭👍🏽
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- clocked one year in tech early this year. 😅
- got admissions and various scholarships into 8 US schools and 2 UK schools. 🧏♂️
- got 3 Data Scientist job offers in the US.
- started earning 17x my last salary🧏♂️
- left Nigeria. 💃
- secured a WIT scholarship from Papa John's 💃
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ladies, you can always reach out to me if you need someone to guide you through this tech thing.
you don't need nobody to teach you sh!t, you can learn all by yourself. I'm from an arts background and I switched perfectly well.
🤗
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social media manager to senior data scientist in 3 years at a fortune 5 company?
can only be Ẹwà. ♥️
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this is stephen curry's bio. hope this helps. leave the poor girl alone.
simone biles’ twitter bio makes me sad because in what world would you put “wife” before “olympic champion”
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bobo yí má ń f'agbó.
Arsenal will have to act quick if they want Mikel Merino in the squad for Aston Villa. Deadline is tomorrow, I believe.
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- Started my Master's in Business Analytics
- Did 40-plus personal Python projects.
- Didn't lose my mum to a ghastly accident this Jan. 🙏
- Started sending money home.
Grateful 🙏🙏
2022 definitely gonna be litter!
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ramsdale has bozo moments but let's be frank, nothing raya has over him. me i haven't seen it yet.
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i will cry if i win this league. principalities and powers against us too plenty.
and some of dem dey our midst.
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include ìbàdàn next time or i unfollow.
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@goliathskiller_
never doubted your ball knowledge. amala only slaps with draw soup or gbegiri, final.
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if i did it with an education/comms background, i believe anyone can.
Nigerians are doing “If there is a will, there is a way” for UK Msc courses. Oya nau, choose that Statistical Machine Learning with your banking background. I dare you 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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it's so beautiful to see how much havertz and saka give on the pitch.
they took that goal conceded personally.
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- finished my Master's and graduated Summa Cum Laude with Distinction.
- ended some friendships that were affecting my mental health.
- x5 my previous salary.
- fulfiled my dream of working with a Fortune 500 company.
- got my bro into the US.
- saved up more.
- gave more.
EVERYONE INCLUDED :: Please brag to me about a thing you did in 2022 that you’re proud of.
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I'd cancel owambe for a top four clash that involves my club, idc.
if it's an important owambe, I'm sorry but you'd see me in a corner watching ødegaard and saka in the corner. I don't do highlights. I rewatch games I've already watched live. 😂
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see my team dem no be feeder, premier league is not UEFA... MOODDDD
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one year ago today, I left Nigeria.
and I'm amazed at how much I've achieved in one year. glory be to Jah.
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saka first thing monday morning please goan wash up that rubbish dye off your head.
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this is why I'd never date or marry someone that doesn't watch football or love the sport like I do.
they just don't and will never get it.
your life revolving around football is a red flag for me. i’m not sorry
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love you baby. i will always fight on your behalf, má worry.
let's go again!
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defence won us today's game.
saliba is phenomenal man. haaland had no shot on target. gabriel stood his ground. zinchenko that i expected to crumble against doku held his own. rice. bruhhhh. we won on this guy. 😭
big upgrade from the likes of mustafi, kolasinac and sokratis.
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about last night. ✨thank you all for the birthday wishes! 🎈♥️
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balance is the best song on that album bro 😭😂
love MLLE so much sha.
Look at how Wizkid performed “Balance”, an unreleased song to the crowd for the first time and got everybody screaming “Balance”, this is the definition of excellence.
Nobody performs better than Wizkid🔥🫵🏾
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this is why we do better than many of you in your country. many of you aren't bright.
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if anything, i am grateful to arteta for making this players mentality monsters.
we lacked that for YEARS.
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clean sheet at home for the first time since may with raya in goal.
coincidence? i think not.
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na this kind convos dem dey slot us into before. thank you mikel amatriain arteta, you changed my life.
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dreams do come through. Alhamdulillah. 🥺🤲♥️
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none of that europa league account rubbish again.
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for the first time in a fucking long ass while, i actually believe there's no club right now that can "beat us like thieves".
especially in this league. una. ẹ ti pọ tó.
It’ll be very nice if Arsenal will lose the league at Old trafford after I beat them like thieves .
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9 clean sheets in 11 away games this year.
gabriel, saliba, zinchenko, timber, blanco, raya.
respect!
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bro, I've achieved a shitload of wins in the last 3 years. it's mind-blowing when I think of it. 😅😂
the pandemic and coming to this country changed my life forever, and in all, I'm grateful.
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I just need Newcastle to come out like this against us. none of that low block set up they did at the Emirates.
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finally accepted the promotion i got last week. wins wins wins. 🎉🎉
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this is the first time i want to win the league because of pure, deep-seated hate. i loathe these people so much. and i see the players are now getting heated too. might just be the formula that works.
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chelsea fans too funny. you trolled havertz all season but expect him to not celebrate his goals against y'all.
una.
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we scored 88 goals, 2nd in the league, 6 goals behind city (who have that machine btw) but Arsenal has a goal scoring problem lmfaoo.
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the next TV I'm buying is a 75inches or an 100inches TV.
I need to be seeing Partey and Ødegaard's head like they are in my room.
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this damn kit has never failed us. win tomorrow and i am buying two. one for myself and for a gooner friend.
The Arsenal will play in our away kit for Saturday’s match against Liverpool. [
@AFCFixtureNews
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arsenal fans don't play about saka sha ọmọ.
lmfaoo they are willing to fight and kill anyone for him. love it die.
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put yourself in prayers first and stop the fooling.
Putting you all you Gunners in my prayers tonight ⚽️😇 …My thoughts are with you during this difficult time 🤭
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na only magalhães be the only gabriel wey get sense for this team.
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i see you guys prayed for me. i passed. 😭
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imagine a world where we sold saka in the early days and he’s popping like this in another team. lol, i fit crase.
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avoid debt. cut your expenses. increase your income. invest.
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yaaaaay! ended the semester on a high. on a perfect CGPA.
Alhamdulillah. 🥳
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Kings have wine-tasters all the freaking time.
iOS gets a Twitter feature before Android. What does that tell you about Android?
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what me i like, baby na 'gbaládùn
down for the night, show you what i can do...
buju you baddddd, no worry. 😂
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it's clear you people think this is a joke.
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next year champions league no suppose pass me by. i will watch at the emirates. i must be there.
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man, we deserve to win this league. we have been the best team.
just some bozo moments chai.
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the partey disrespect needs to stop. some of you people are very forgetful.
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nigerian spurs fans are the funniest to me. were you under duress?
because that's the only way it makes sense.
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àwọn oloriburuku premier league teams wan kee me with low block, dem talk say my attack trash. oya nau.
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we got 4 points each against Liverpool and city. I will take it like mad.
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saka assist btw. y'all can yap all you want. he's quality, he's world class.
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Kroenke. Kroenke. KRONKEEE.
how many times did i call you?
you have won Superbowl with LA Rams, Stanley Cup with Avalanche, now you the NBA championship with Denver Nuggets.
abeggggggg, look arsenal next. abeg. 😭
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arteta got his subs right today. very good in-game management.
i would have taken nketiah out much earlier for martinelli instead of trossard. that dude stunk up the place today.
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we told arteta to field a rice odegaard partey midfield ever since thomas got back man. chai. we move.
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hm. Jesus starts.
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SAKA, 6 ASSISTS IN 6 CONSECUTIVE MATCHES.
in the absence of ødegaard he took up responsibility and stepped up. warra guy. 🥹😭
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company and vice president gave me a vibrancy recognition award on my current project and its huge monetary value to the company.
the little wins. 🎉
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saka isn't world class àbí wetin you talk? are you mad???????! 😂😂
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@adeoluwami__
your future is as bright as a field of sunflowers on a sunny day. your positivity and hardwork will certainly lead you to great success and happiness, my dearest. ♥️
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what exactly is funny? when we win it, we get battered because it's become a norm. don't goan touch grass.
Had an arsenal fan say they don’t care about FA cup, I just couldn’t stop laughing
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