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a Black woman burner acct.
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Joined August 2010
twitter will have you at your desk unexpectedly choking laughing on water 😂.
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@les_oriana @CConleyy @KENigetahellyah Xena gets dirty looks in public too, but in actuality she’s just here for treats 🤷🏽♀️
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CHICAGO IS THE BEST CITY TO EVER DO IT. the style, the culture, the finesse. and we founded by a Black man. pls do not @ me ever in your life.
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@f0lake above all that’s being said. whether she’s smacked, her feet hurt or both. if he was a real one (someone actually concerned abt her well being) he would’ve guided her to sit down.
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@___7445 bingo. when so much of “who you are” is determined by the company or industry that pays you, is when you feel like this is substantial conversation. I typically don’t ask ppl what they do until we’ve been around each other at least a handful of times.
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I really like tiwa savage’s artistic approach to afrobeats. her visuals are dope. I’m late.
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@beneVALence_ and be happy as hell until somebody get online capping telling them they can’t be 😂.
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alcohol is a group 1 carcinogen, with no health benefits. weed & psilocybin are from the earth, and have known healing properties & health benefits. the notion that alcohol is somehow less threatening bc the gov’t didn’t stigmatize it is honestly one of the sickest things ever.
Alcohol is as much, if not more, a drug than weed and shrooms.
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if I pop up married this year just say congrats and mind your business 😂😭.
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being an adult means going home after work on a Monday to do the chores that you were supposed to do all weekend, but you didn't bc you wanted to engage in self-care and rest. but now you gotta try to do it all in 3 hours before you're ready to pass out from exhaustion.
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I also want people to understand that food naturally loses up to half of its natural vitamins and nutrients after 2- 3 days of being refrigerated and during reheating 🙃.
for y’all who wanna lose weight in 2020: YOU DONT HAVE TO MEAL PREP! it honestly leads to wasted food. cause after 4 days you ain’t gone want that grilled chicken, quinoa and them colorful ass peppers and onions no more 😂😂.
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y’all have been lied to for years. coconut oil, specifically, is not water soluble. heavy oil prevent the water’s ability to penetrate the hair. your pores are clogged and dehydrated. p.s. please use a clarifying shampoo followed by a hydrating shampoo on your wash day.
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dating for experiences might be the best thing bc dating with expectations of a specific outcome is literally draining and too energetically taxing. have fun, be safe, love people. maybe *the one* will reveal themselves.
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@IDK had one of the best albums of summer ‘21, and really damn near the whole year fr. easily.
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hi. today is my first day working on a project as the lead digital strategist for a global cosmetics brand account. bless.
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do ppl really think young baby tate would’ve shown up in an outfit she felt uncomfortable performing in? no. the obsession with coming to the internet just to project your own shit and other tear ppl down along the way is at an all time high.
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y’all be like “celebrate Black culture” … “but only in the confines of THIS context, exclusively”. like pls.
This is exactly why people was against it. Why is this team getting this type of national attention for literally mimicking other teams that have rich history and have been around for decades. This is why people gatekeeping HBCU culture. USC doesn’t need anymore exposure.
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Ciara should receive a humanitarian award for showing you heaux what a real glo up looks like. there has to be a lifetime achievement award we can bestow upon that queen.
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it really is so important to appreciate where you are currently without factoring in relation to where you want to be. constantly comparing the present to the future/ goal is truly the thief of joy!.
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Chicago winter really a judgement free zone bc everybody car look dusty as hell.
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this thread is some of the worst filth I’ve ever read 😂😂😂.
What’s the wildest thing a piece of coochie had you doing? This a safe space ….
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afropunk gonna be so fucking good, I cannot. erykah, tyler, daniel, her, miguel, the internet– to name a few.
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rule no. 1 of adulting:. MAKE SURE YO BILLS PAID FIRST.
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the makeup and hair on young, famous & african is really something else baby. a travesty.
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I meant to tell y’all, the infused lamb chops I made last night had the girlies elevated & satiated 🥲
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the deed is done, friends. as an official inductee of the baddie hall of fame I must say I am truly honored to be chosen by our queen 🥲
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@thedrumlife @jpbrammer refusal to cooperate in photoshoots. the look way speaks for itself 🙃
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all I could focus on is how lovely life as a privileged yp must actually be. wow.
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ella mai really thought she dropped the mic with that shade.
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I hope I run into a Karen. I truly want ALL the smoke. I been practicing in the mirror and everything 😂.
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I urge everyone to find interests not related to income. it will do wonders for your mental health and motivation.
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I be wanting to tell college girls so bad. baby, don't waste your time on one nigga. please be a hoe now bc it ain't worth it.
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don’t let who you were in one relationship, in one situation and in one phase define who you will be in the next.
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@princessxap using these types of products aren’t necessarily bad for sealing in moisture. the problem arises when ppl aren’t using clarifying shampoos to cleanse their hair. everything in moderation. but thinking ur gonna use heavy oils/ greases and then only cowash exclusively is insane.
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seen. as a vehement libra, it would be less about how he chewed and more about why he was chewing in a way I didn’t like after I’ve mentioned it though.
Libra, Taurus and Virgo:.
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when I text you this “🦵” that mean you weak in the knees hoe. STAND UP!!.
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I’m sorry, but keke mama funny as hell. chicago’s finest baby 😂😂😂.
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I want my close relationships (intimate + non) to FEEL like peace, passion, perseverance, positivity, proper discourse, protection, uplifting, loyalty, safety, understanding, respect. divine. I can’t settle for anything less in 2020. bc that’s the energy I’m committing MYSELF to.
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I honestly have no interest in ever looking through anybody I’m dating’s phone at my big age. my prayers are that God bar anyone toxic from life. it’s above me now 😂.
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thanks to all of the support, despite the setbacks, I had a $1.5k+ week with CRAVE. while that number may be insignificant to some, as a small biz owner I hope to continue growing and expanding. looking forward to testing new items soon for y’all 🥲.
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I didn’t take a lot of pictures this weekend, but I think this one is best at describing where I’m at rn
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one week out from my 4/20 drop and:.- shipped orders to customers in multiple cities including CHI, NYC, LA, ATL & NC.- did $1.2k in online sales (my first $1k week of the year 🥳).- have received great feedback on processing time, branding & content . #smallbusiness wins!.
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“fuck that nigga, fuck his friends, and FUCK. HIS. BITCH.” 😂 . always felt that part on a soul level, really.
Kurupt giving Jhene that pep talk on Never Call Me is the advice every big brother should give. “you are the one , fuck that nigga and fuck his bitch too” an entire mood 😂😂😂.
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as I mature I realize that finding your person is really just choosing what type of person you want standing next to you when things in life are going amazing AND when they’re shitty as hell.
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look at you. doing things and shit. in the middle of a world crisis. making stuff happen on your time and nobody else’s. and doing amazing. never minimize that, shit. glow in it ✨.
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living alone, there is definitely a level of talking to yourself that becomes normal. 😅.
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honestly, I think the reason dating is so fucked up rn is bc everybody’s PROJECTING hypothetical situations + preconceived notions about the opposite sex into the way the navigate relationships instead of treating people accordingly on a case by case.
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“you’re too busy blowing out bad vibes I’m every DIRECTION that we’re all CHOKING ON YOUR SECOND HAND SMOKE!” -beret girl, 2000 #ExtremelyGoofyMovie
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DON’T SIT UP HERE AND TRY TO ACT LIKE BRANDY WASN’T THE MF’N CINDERELLA OF ALL CINDERELLAS, BITCH. Y’ALL ONLY BUTTHURT BC IT’S 2019 AND RACE RELATIONS/HUMANITY ARE AT AN ALL TIME, BUTTHURT ASS LOW!.
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as a working professional adult you need:.- a work wardrobe.- a casual non-work wardrobe .- a casual *cute* non- work wardrobe.- a going out wardrobe.- a going out with intent to serve lewks wardrobe.- money to fund all the above.
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nobody could’ve ever prepared us $115 silk presses in ‘08. every hairstyle was $45 for regular clients… $55 with a cut.
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I love the way he loves her. out loud and all the time. a king knows his greatest power is with his queen by his side.
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WHO WAS READY FOR THIS HOT TEA WE JUST GOT SERVED FROM THIS GREEN-EYED WOKE BROTHER?!.
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@kellywellread @brooklynn1317 @llexi_marie @les_oriana @CConleyy @KENigetahellyah living her best life 😄.
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Victoria Monet in the studio with Kaytranada?? bitch I’m finna fall out fr.
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it’s friday & I just officially accepted an offer for a role that I feel like really solidifies and validates that this is where I’m supposed to be in this season.
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my piece on how @badgalriri & @fentybeauty are cultivating the conversation about inclusion for Black women in popular culture/media just went live on @okayafrica (cc: @okayplayer) check it outtttt.
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I’m finding my fr life partner/loml after covid. mark these fucking characters.
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I don’t think any holiday (birthdays included) is the proper time for a proposal. bffr lmaoooo.
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while the regina king news is v tragic, gentle reminder that you have plenty of homies struggling with debilitating depression (who have likely presented outwardly) that you’ve never reached out to. so… yeah.
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this is all just so eerie and scary to me. like makes you just want to stop and sit in solitude uninterrupted by “life” for a while.
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hear me out… Drinksgiving 🤔. everyone’s responsible for one craft cocktail and it’s accompanying components.
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my mama was/ is my everything, and I really hate it here without her fr, but gaining her as my guardian angel in every lifetime is what keeps me full of life & able every day ❤️🔥🤍.
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saw you guys liked my tweet .@Twitter! you guys hiring for digital/content production roles? let's choke on water and laugh at our desks uncontrollably. together 😉
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I'm getting these framed and hanging them in my place. bc they are family & I need all the vibes.
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this season I’m learning to allow ppl to be where they are. learning to listen more and be less hasty to respond. learning that not everything even deserves a response or the energy.
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y’all know it’s ok to have regular jobs right?. everybody don’t need to be an influencer and everybody don’t need to sell merch.
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as I get older it’s easier for me to have empathy with everyone in the world around me bc I understand we’ve all been through shit. grace is just easier in a world where we’re all just trying to figure out how to be our best version.
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speculate what you want about jhené and big sean. the worst part abt their breakup is that we never got the sequel to a truly amazing album, twenty88. and I’m triggered.
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job offers from 2 great agencies within one week of each other. God really showed out with this one 🤷🏽♀️🙏🏽.
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it’s summer time. school is out, and I just want to say:. 🗣PROTECT BLACK GIRLS. esp those in inner city, urban environments who are most susceptible to catcalling and predatory behavior. see something, say something. intervening such behavior could make a world of difference.
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coming up on 5 years of home ownership. and in may I’ll be (credit) debt free.
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I’ve been resting/reflecting/living into year 29 so I forgot to share my bday flix this weekend. we getting old, heaux. cheers 🥂
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iss official: I’m a home owner n’shit. 💃🏽. 🙏🏽 blessings.
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starbucks flipped that script in less than 24 hours. we have these companies truly shook lollbs.
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