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Love you too Katie. 💖
Silence, love you
@UncleRUSH
love you
@Eminem
love you
@theeandrewsmith
and I love YOU
@MTVSorrentino
cause you handed me sobriety . I love you 💕
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@mattxiv
Caruso is a democrat. He switched parties years ago, and has always been Anti-Trump. 😊
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You guys I found the entire “This message is for Rachel” voicemail.
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@whitneywildrose
is the best housewife on SLC. Hands down. This woman was made for reality tv.
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It was awesome getting to meet Kennedy Davenport last night! ❤️
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@BravoTV
I wonder if they are going to address that being gay or trans is illegal there. Or that the city was built and is ran by the slave class?
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@euphoricbailey
@selenagomezsax
@moralgrant
Extensions. If you zoom in you can see where her hair stops and the extensions start.
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You all have been sleeping in Miley when she's been serving vibes like this for years!!!
this is for midnight sky, nothing breaks like a heart, slide away and mother’s daughter!
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We don't talk about the fact she was almost 40, topping the charts, and reinventing herself enough.
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@ohchadwick
Her real side. Her sweet innocent quirky persona is so fake and produced for the show.
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Not that anyone cares, but today is 1 year alcohol free. ❤️☺️
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Vanjie: “You’re 24, you’re still a whore!”
Thank you
@VanessaVanjie
for making my birthday. ❤️❤️
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I still can't get over how someone said she looks like Ted Cruz in a wig.
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K. Who the fuck photoshopped a literal asshole onto Kim’s dress?
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They could make an android that would literally eat my ass and I’d still buy an iPhone.
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I wonder if white girls know they can go to the gym without posting it. 🤔
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Worry about this
@NICKIMINAJ
. Not your cousins friends testicles.
Nicki Minaj's Husband Kenneth Petty Pleads Guilty to Failure to Register as Sex Offender, Faces Up to 10 Years in Prison
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Since we can’t go out in WeHo for my birthday, I’ll just take a video from the car. 😂😂
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She said
Taylor Swift responds to “Shake It Off” copyright lawsuit:
“Until learning about Plaintiffs’ claim in 2017, I had never heard the song ‘Playas Gon’ Play’ and had never heard of that song or the group 3LW,”
🔗:
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@Nordstrom
is about to get cancelled. Shame on Nordstrom! This company doesn’t care about the safety of its employees or customers!
#BoycottNordstrom
#Nordstrom
(These are anonymous statements by employees, I did not write these, nor am I affiliated with Nordstrom)
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Kourtney and Travis, Megan and MGK...... No one will ever be as hot as Pamela and Tommy Lee
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I personally am not a big Lady Gaga fan, but I have always appreciated her for her activism, and charity work. ❤
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Liberals weren’t destroying the fucking capitol you heinous cunt!
Funny to see liberals suddenly so against protesting. Weird.
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I graduated from beauty school 4 years ago today. 😊😊 Here’s 4 of the most recent haircolors I’ve done.
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On this day, 13 years ago, Britney shaved her head for our sins.
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Stop shitting on Oregon!
PORTLAND has Nike
SALEM has all white bitches
EUGENE has all white bitches
ASHLAND has all white bitches
MEDFORD has meth
BEND has all white bitches
GRANTS PASS has meth
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Just did an illegal uturn, to then scrape my tires so loudly against the curb parallel parking, to then get out with my iced coffee to walk into the beauty supply store.... Realizing I’m a walking stereotype.
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The outrage these photos caused
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The entire world says otherwise..
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I’ll never forget when I met Kennedy Davenport at a club, and took this photo with her, and I said:
“It’s great to meet you, I’m such a fan!”
And she replied:
“Likewise.”
And didn’t say another word to me. 😂😂😂😂😂
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Anyone else remember texting Cha-Cha for help with test questions in school?
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Me pretending to be British so I can get the fuck out of this shithole country.
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While Erika is headlining in Vegas
@SuttonBStracke
is doing what? Aging like warm milk and struggling to keep her shitty Weho store alive?
Sutton Stracke shades Erika Jayne: I’m too busy to attend her $1 Vegas residency
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@KyleRichards
what’s going on behind the scenes this season!? You are acting a mess! 😭
#RHOBH
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Look to my right and I see the Hollywood sign.
Literally.
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When it's time to eat the rich and we get to Taylor
💰| Taylor Swift is predicted to become a Billionaire with "The Eras Tour".
—She will become the FIRST person with music as her main source of income to do it!
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Does anyone know if the Long Beach aquarium has an octopus? It’s my favorite animal and I haven’t seen one in a while. 🐙
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When the supervisors of your beauty school get fired for embezzlement. 😂😂
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I guess this is me walking out of a restaurant every time. 🤷🏻♂️
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Because selfies are important to remind yourself how adorable you are. 📷
http://t.co/1AnVyZ0Tkl
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I am coming out as trans-aged. I am a 60 year old who watches the news and goes to bed at 9:30 every night stuck in a 20 year old's body.
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I told Manni I wanted sushi, and he definitely delivered.. lol! 🍣❤️☺️
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Nothing is worse than a gay who hates other gays. That doesn't make you cool. You're not better than anyone else. You still suck dick. 👌😂
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I hate when you have an all black outfit on and you walk outside and realize your covered in fuzz.
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You all are out here boycotting Chick-fil-A and The Beverly Hills Hotel, but not saying a word about Coachella, who’s owner is a homophobic billionaire that donates to multiple Anti-LGBT organizations. ☕️
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I’m done twittering for the day.
Him: you love that don't you, you fucking dirty little whore?
me:
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Officially a licensed Hair stylist, Esthetician, and Nail Technician. 💇💄💅
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You know you finally have your priorities set straight when you haven't had time to take a selfie in two months. 😂😂
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I blacked out after this photo was taken and got hot sauce all over this outfit.
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Deleting anyone you find on your social media that supports Trump>>>>
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Like for real, my gay ass is out here walking around in skin tight jeans, mustard yellow faux turtleneck, Chelsea boots, platinum ass hair, and fake ass lips in the middle of Trump country. People are staring. 😂😂
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