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Drew Morris

@thedmorris

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Drew Morris
4 years
Words cannot explain how much I love this passage.
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Drew Morris
3 years
Everything’s totally fine guys. Go drink your margaritas and head to your kickboxing class.
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2 years
Met Lana Del Rey last night. She told me I remind her of her brother.
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3 years
My politics are whatever this is.
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4 years
Me looking for my $2000.
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8 years
Did @norm Just Suspend a Twitter Account With a Single Tweet?
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Drew Morris
5 years
Read the first letter of @RepGosar ’s last 23 tweets starting with this one.
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Rep. Paul Gosar, DDS
5 years
Evidence of a link between foreign aid and political investigations simply does not exist. The longer this circus continues the clearer it becomes that @realDonaldTrump has done absolutely nothing wrong.
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8 years
17 things @Snapchat needs to do in 2017
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2 years
No one: Someone getting a liberal arts degree:
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Drew Morris
2 years
Bully people in student government.
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3 years
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3 years
We used to be a country. A proper country.
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3 years
Front porch nationalism.
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Drew Morris
3 years
I can’t forget about this.
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Drew Morris
3 years
You’re not allowed to make fun of anyone going to the gym for the first time in pursuit of bettering themself today.
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4 years
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Matt Walsh
4 years
Every day I see more grown adult men use emojis. There is no excuse for this. Emojis are for children and women. Do you think your great grandfather would have been caught dead using emojis if the internet existed back then? Have some self respect for God’s sake.
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Drew Morris
7 years
Vote and retweet so we can determine who really won between Stephen Miller and Jake Tapper today. #StephenMiller #JakeTapper
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Drew Morris
5 years
Hey @TheEllenShow , you should check this out. This woman hosts dinners and game nights with students, works with them at coffee shops until midnight before finals, is always a call away, and still has the energy to be this talented. She means the world to so many of us!
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In the spirit of being freaking proud of myself and also knowing I'm about to be fat shamed on the Internet, I present to you me, a 38 year old mom and teacher, doing a thing I was afraid to do when I was a 14 year old gymnast. Next week: add a full (and straighten my legs)
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2 years
New Burberry logo giving me hope in spite of refinement culture.
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3 years
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4 years
What is a piece of writing, on the internet (i.e. not a book), that you return to or at least consider foundational?
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Drew Morris
4 years
@BenjiBacker The fact that you’re being penalized for holding parties accountable for their proven mistakes in this global pandemic is outright wrong. What a sign of the times.
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Drew Morris
4 years
#AfterHours is out, so I drew @theweeknd .
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Drew Morris
4 years
This week I drew Brad Pitt as Cliff Booth from Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.
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Drew Morris
3 years
My politics are whatever this is.
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2 years
I'm going to think about this every day now.
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3 years
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4 years
Person from Columbia, MO: “Gonna go for a drive.” The drive in question:
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Drew Morris
6 years
*Snow appears in forecast* My brain: Don't tweet it Don't tweet it Don't tweet it Don't tweet it Don't tweet it Don't tweet it Don't tweet it Don't tweet it Don't tweet it Don't tweet it Don't tweet it Tweets: "Snow Day? @PStieple "
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Drew Morris
3 years
The fact we ever let stores open on Thanksgiving for Black Friday consumerism is horrendous.
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Drew Morris
3 years
Bench seats were so much cooler.
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Drew Morris
4 years
Today I realized two things: social distancing makes listening to music together more difficult, and @AppleMusic needs a refresh. I made this concept in mind of addressing both these issues. Users want to understand their listening habits and they want to share their experiences.
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3 years
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7 years
It’s officially the appropriate time to listen to one of the greatest playlists ever created @itsindysev
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Drew Morris
2 years
A restaurant that requires me to use my phone to order is a restaurant I don’t want to eat at.
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3 years
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3 years
My culture is not your costume.
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Drew Morris
17 days
Did anyone ever find him.
@LDRCRAVE
LDR Crave
2 years
PLEASE FIND THIS MAN! 😍
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Drew Morris
3 years
One month at UT and I’ve made Barstool.
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Drew Morris
11 months
One year ago
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Drew Morris
2 years
I would be friends with him.
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Drew Morris
2 years
This year took me a lot of places.
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2 years
He was so real for this.
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Drew Morris
2 years
Basically.
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3 years
My first meal as a fugitive. Delicious.
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4 years
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@axios
Axios
4 years
JUST IN: House passes bill to decriminalize marijuana
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4 years
My high school really had me eating lunch at 10:30AM everyday.
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3 years
‘Tis the season.
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Drew Morris
8 years
Fact: Mr. Banks is the best substitute in CPS
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2 years
October.
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Drew Morris
6 years
When I see the LEQ topics #APUSH
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2 years
You’re not edgy for reading this in public, you’re unbearable.
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Drew Morris
8 years
Who saw the stars? 😍
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Drew Morris
5 years
All is going well at the #DemocraticDebate this evening! #DemDebate
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Drew Morris
2 years
Went outside to touch some grass.
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Drew Morris
10 months
Just learned about this.
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Drew Morris
3 years
How you holding up, @AOC ?
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Drew Morris
5 years
Nobody: Political science student:
@AndrewYang
Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸
5 years
I hereby endorse myself for President of the United States.
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7 years
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Drew Morris
3 years
Never forgave Apple for this one.
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Drew Morris
1 year
New island unlocked 🔓
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Drew Morris
2 years
Can we pretend that Chinese spying balloons in the night sky are like shooting stars?
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Drew Morris
2 years
POV: you’re paying $7 for coffee.
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Drew Morris
6 years
Social media platforms ranked: 10. All 9. Social 8. Media 7. Is 6. Bad 5. And 4. Detrimentally 3. Hurts 2. Society 1. Vine
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Drew Morris
3 years
I will only be communicating via Instagram infographics going forward.
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Drew Morris
7 years
SnapBook: Pages filled with geofilters you collect as you travel the world @Snapchat
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Drew Morris
3 years
My politics are whatever this is (winter edition)
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8 years
Fact: It's impossible to go to Las Margaritas without seeing somebody you know
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Drew Morris
6 years
Tonight, I think we all know who deserves to be TIME’s 2018 person of the year. @PStieple
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9 years
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4 years
I’ve seen enough.
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Drew Morris
8 years
coLumbia pubLic schooLs
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Drew Morris
5 years
Saw this and my first instinct was to tweet about how school should be cancelled.
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Drew Morris
2 years
If a coffee shop has these stools, I’m walking out.
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Drew Morris
3 years
Booked a trip to Hawaii within 24 hours and there are no regrets.
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Drew Morris
1 year
Don’t mess with Texas.
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Drew Morris
4 years
Professor: “Alright, please discuss your thoughts in the breakout groups.” The breakout groups:
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Drew Morris
3 years
What are you doing to stop QR code menus from becoming the norm?
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Drew Morris
1 year
Here’s what’s happening.
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Drew Morris
1 year
I moved to Australia.
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Drew Morris
6 years
Me trying to decide between the LEQ’s #APUSH
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Drew Morris
2 years
Curating my vibe for the fall.
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1 year
Not talked about enough. New logo is cheap and barren.
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Drew Morris
4 years
Woke up and took a drive.
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3 years
I’ve decided I like some professors.
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Drew Morris
7 years
Imagine driving across the country to Columbia, Missouri for a solar eclipse that just got covered by a patch of thunderstorms
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Drew Morris
3 years
Everything went wrong after this happened.
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Drew Morris
8 years
Soon girls will have so many people following their spam account that they'll have to make spam spam accounts
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@thedmorris
Drew Morris
5 years
President Drew Morris swears in President-Elect Morgan Boussad, 2019. (Colorized) @MorganBoussad
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Drew Morris
7 years
Let’s talk? @Snapchat
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Drew Morris
3 years
Jen Psaki is the type of person who still says ‘adulting’.
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Drew Morris
8 years
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)
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4 years
POV: It’s the first day of online classes and you’re watching a student try to introduce himself.
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Drew Morris
6 months
No one: The worst person you’ve ever met: Comms for Rep. Neverheardofem / DCU ‘21 / Masters in Political BS / Opinions are my own until they’re unpopular / (weird attempt to be relatable) 😝
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Drew Morris
2 years
This is the life I want right now.
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2 years
20 likes.
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Drew Morris
5 years
Thanks for putting up with all my obnoxious tweets these last few years! How does one last snow day sound? @PStieple
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Drew Morris
7 years
When that one kid in the deep end convinces everyone to do free swim
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
10 years
Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully or write poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. That's how I get my kicks.
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Not sure why I left.
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