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@TheDesertLynx

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Business development and marketing for @Dashpay . Crypto and liberty lover. Living on crypto since 2015. @FreeStateNH mover, content creator @DigitalCashNet .

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Joined February 2012
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Had the very great pleasure of talking with @rogerkver (one of the most unfairly maligned people in crypto) about his new book, Hijacking Bitcoin, as well as the current state of Bitcoin and crypto. Passionate but reasonable chat about digital cash, privacy, DeFi, tokens, and
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@InternetH0F Sense of humor, shooting her shot, what's not to love?
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@InternetH0F It's a fair question, I've never thought about it.
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@wildtiktokss He needs to end the relationship snap streak!
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@InternetH0F This shouldn't be a controversial take.
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@wildtiktokss Hello darkness my old friend...
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@wildtiktokss John Wick from the opposite point of view would be a cheesy slasher horror movie.
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@cnviolations It's like they never heard of GTA
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@WomenPostingLs Bro learned a valuable lesson that day.
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@WomenPostingLs Come on, that's a W though. Bro's too smashed to recognize his girl but still knows to be faithful.
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@wildtiktokss Both are a job. Are you satisfied with their services or not?
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@cnviolations We're reaching levels of cringe not previously thought possible!
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@InternetH0F If all cops were like this, no one would ever be saying "defund the police"
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@InternetH0F How many laws were broken in 30 seconds?
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@WomenPostingLs Don't lie to people. It's pretty simple.
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@cnviolations There are no heroes in ancient history.
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@InternetH0F Are you trying to rob a bank or are you happy to see me?
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4 months
Samourai Wallet, a Bitcoin privacy service, has been shut down and its founders arrested! 😱 A Bitcoin-only noncustodial CoinJoin service, Samourai gave users privacy by allowing them to coordinate with other users to mix their funds to break the transaction graph. To the best
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@wildtiktokss "Aww it's okay, you can change one of those maybe!"
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@InternetH0F "Where'd you put the grenade launcher?!" "I thought you had it!"
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@WomenPostingLs As long as she's happy. Let's check back in 10 years.
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@WomenPostingLs That's single motherhood calling you. Don't listen to its siren song.
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God I love New Hampshire. @FreeStateNH
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@NikkiHaley No war you bloodthirsty warmonger
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@cnviolations Happens to everyone. Except Tom Cruise.
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@WomenPostingLs wHeRe HaVe AlL tHe GoOd MeN gOnE
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@WomenPostingLs Imagine doing that level of betrayal and then just expecting anything good to come from it.
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@WomenPostingLs At that level it's actually an impressive achievement. How do you even keep track so you don't have repeats?
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3 years
@CTSenateDems This is a pretty disgusting way of characterizing your customers. This is why people are fleeing public schools in droves.
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@Snowden He could be ideal if they weren't hopelessly in bed with big pharma.
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@InternetH0F In some corners of the internet they charge extra for that.
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@wildtiktokss The easiest way to pass for white is to actually be white.
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@cnviolations Who even writes stuff like this?
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@WomenPostingLs UK prices are insane.
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@WomenPostingLs A few years later she'll wonder why she's single.
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5 months
Michael Saylor is a fiat maxi who is actively blocking open-source Bitcoin development. Max Keiser is a serial scammer literally working for the government of a dictator as its mouthpiece. Adam Bank 🏦 is the CEO of a bankster company that led a mass psyop to break Bitcoin so
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Morning coffee flavor. ☕
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@WomenPostingLs Wonder how many banned things she's done with impunity.
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3 months
@Snowden It's plain for the world to see. Everyone knows he isn't calling the shots, but no one asks who actually is.
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8 months
Bitcoin 2009: be your own bank. Bitcoin 2024: be owned by banks.
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@WomenPostingLs It's amazing what a little positive attention will do!
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1 year
The biggest rug pull in crypto history was maximalists selling #Bitcoin as freedom tech, then kissing up to governments and dictators and pushing custodial solutions. 💸
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@esaagar The hurtful stereotype of... *checks notes* being a successful business owner.
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@WomenPostingLs It's really sad that we've created a world where this was not the outcome she expected.
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@NikkiHaley Please stay far away from any position of power, warmonger.
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@BloodyElbow What a legend. Just keeps quietly winning at everything.
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@WomenPostingLs Imagine no protection to begin with.
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@BitcoinIsaiah You were literally fighting for government to crush your competitors? Disgusting.
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@DaisyIsNotHere How has it been since then? How fully were you able to de-transition? Genuinely curious.
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@zerohedge It does. Because people won't consent to be ruled if they know what's really going on.
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Tornado Cash developer Alexey Pertsev has been found guilty of money laundering and sentenced to 64 months in prison! 😡 This travesty of justice in the Dutch courts shows that the crypto crackdown is indeed global. As a recap, Tornado Cash is a smart contract on Ethereum which
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@wildtiktokss Buying crypto. This time will be different.
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@cnviolations People will just make up anything and throw it on a scary-looking picture.
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@WomenPostingLs Bro just being honest
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@HorrorGorl Wayyyy better and more useful than going to government school all day.
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@wildtiktokss Yeah, definitely get that looked at...
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@WomenPostingLs Was probably a catfish.
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@cnviolations Poor girl died young too.
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@WomenPostingLs Imagine thinking you get free money like that. Thanks Bernie!
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I love New Hampshire
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@cnviolations Thanks @CommunityNotes for demonetizing them.
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#Bitcoin maxis: "ETH or its tech being used for CBDCs is unforgivable!" Also maxis: "Isn't it awesome that this Salvadoran dictator guy made Bitcoin the legally-mandated currency through custodial KYC wallets?" 🤦‍♂️
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@disclosetv Get out of New York before it's too late.
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@WomenPostingLs She might not be coming over for Christmas anymore, but his answer was 100% correct.
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@disclosetv Here we go again...
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The EU just enacted some pretty Orwellian anti-privacy laws regarding cash and crypto. Make no mistake, this is very bad! But it's not (yet) as doomsday as many people have been saying, and there are some silver linings. WHAT DOES THE NEW LAW SAY? (if I got any of this
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2 years
If you supported vaccine mandates, shut up about being "pro-choice". If you supported wars, shut up about being "pro-life". #NHPolitics
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@ninaturner I don't owe anyone.
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@WomenPostingLs Dang, he robbed the cradle and bounced! Had the nerve to do a photo op before too!
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Taxation is theft. I'll keep saying it until every one of you gets it.
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@WomenPostingLs Money train ran out.
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@InternetH0F This is somehow so much worse.
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@WomenPostingLs Is nothing private anymore...
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Bitcoin is becoming owned, and controlled, by institutions. 🏦 Not sure if you saw the news, but VanEck pledged to donate 5% of potential Bitcoin ETF profits to Bitcoin Core development. Bitcoin's entire purpose (read the whitepaper, I won't argue) was to be a peer-to-peer
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@wildtiktokss Normalize changing your name upon reaching adulthood. So many are sooooooo bad.
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A friend (small business owner) who has accepted Bitcoin for payments for many years now just paid an $882 transaction fee! 😱 Even waited for Christmas day when the network wouldn't be as busy so as to save on fees. So it could have been worse! Yes it was more than usual
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@cnviolations Insane how people try to bury this today.
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@FordFischer Good. Civil disobedience of bad laws is a must, and in this case it wasn't even a law.
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@WomenPostingLs Unnecessary unkindness.
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@wildtiktokss That sure is one healthy relationship!
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@WomenPostingLs But do they have fathers in their lives?
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@cnviolations It was a fair question!
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@cnviolations @InternetH0F Imagine taking time out of your day to correct this grave injustice.
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There's a new Bitcoin civil war brewing over ordinals, and privacy! 🪖 We may even see another fork 😱 I'm going to break down as concisely as possible how we got here, why we got here, and how we can avoid this sort of thing moving forward. Buckle in! 🧑‍🚀 1/16
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@WomenPostingLs Always a victim.
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@WomenPostingLs What a way to begin your 20s....
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@cnviolations You'd think he'd know at least that!
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Bitcoin's real scaling solution isn't turning out to be the Lightning Network. It's Litecoin. Not a shill, just reporting facts. Of course I have long-term scaling and development concerns, but let's face it: Litecoin is Bitcoin's payment arm for now.
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@NikkiHaley Looks like people over-estimated you.
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@WomenPostingLs That's unbelievably sad. I sincerely hope she's happy, but somehow think she's not.
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Guess what: custodial Lightning wallet Strike doesn't work in Argentina anymore. Because it was always a bank LARPing as decentralized crypto. 🤦‍♂️ They lied to you that Lightning was going to fix everything, they lied to you that you were actually using Lightning so they could
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When people make excuses for Bitcoin being slow and expensive, they say it's because "decentralization" and L2s will work just fine. Show them this. Yeah, not working out so well. 😬
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@cnviolations Some people can't accept responsibility for being... a literal serial killer. 🫣
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@WomenPostingLs Press charges anyway.
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One of the biggest innovations in crypto's history happened over the past couple of years, yet almost no one is talking about it! 🤯 The cross-chain #DeFi ecosystem being built by @THORChain is the missing link crypto has been waiting for. 🔗 Here's why 🧵 1/12
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It's irresponsible to promote Bitcoin! I'm sorry, I feel bad for taking this hostile take, but as we hit another bull market, I don't want people to get hurt. I love what Bitcoin stood for and what it created. But today it gives people false hope. 1/8
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@ErikVoorhees However, the machine that ran amuck under his "watch" was the worst we've ever seen, probably. Untold levels of blatant corruption and disregard for constraints of government.
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@InternetH0F "Hmmm this is good, I wonder what's in it"
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@WomenPostingLs Well look on the bright side, she has a side-hustle!
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@lporiginalg Hey, I read about this lady a while back!
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I received a #Bitcoin #LightningNetwork payment. Or rather, I should have, but it sent and just never arrived. Poof, into the void. No idea where it went. This stuff NEVER happens with on-chain where I could look everything up on the actual blockchain. 🙄
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