💭 Mommy sneaking up behind me during tummy time and taking advantage of me and my exposed diaper. "Shhh, baby. You play with your toys and I'll play with mine."
No, sweetie. Don't be ridiculous. The mobile above your crib is not hypnotizing you to become more of a baby. Now quiet down that silly brain, listen to your soothing lullabies, watch the pretty shapes on your mobile spin, and go off to dreamland. 😘😵💫
Told My baby I put miralax in her drink earlier (I didn't) just to see her squirm & to make a point. Her tummy started rumbling right away cause all I have to do is make a suggestion & her body does whatever Mommy tells it to. Poor girl is losing all of her control to Me. 😘🩷