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normal, fun, easygoing girl. mainly foodposting. tiktok & ig @/theclovecoterie
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Joined August 2019
Nosferatu cake: a cake inspired by the perfume inspired by the movie. Almond Earl Grey sponge, rose water cake soak, blackberry thyme coulis, Earl Grey violet buttercream. Decorated to mimic 17th century euro architecture and finished w Count Orlok’s sigil. Recipe up tomorrow🕯️
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can’t believe some fish thought walking on land sounded cool and now i gotta go to war with frappuccino lids for 7 hours a day
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“we are the most diverse frat on campus”.
What a ride. Tom Brady has officially announced his retirement after 22 seasons in the NFL.
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Hottest thing a man can be when you first meet him is visibly nervous.
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Breaking news: embarrassing women on TikTok are getting off on the theoretical concept that their ex resents his wife because of them
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dark chocolate olive oil sponge, balsamic dark sweet cherry compote, Cabernet American buttercream. Recipe up now 🤍
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Like do you guys actually not have a crumb of self worth or identity outside of a fake ideation that a man wants you.
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Nosferatu is an erotic film bc vampires as mythology have always been the manifestation of repressed sexual desires!!! The perversion was necessary to accurately represent the folklore!!!.
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“I’m not the woman he’ll marry” maybe stop for a moment and reflect on why that is.
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dark chocolate olive oil cake + cabernet buttercream (dairy free) topped with sugared rosemary and dried naval oranges! merry Christmas Eve everyone <3
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dark chocolate olive oil cake, chamomile vanilla bean american buttercream, strawberry pink peppercorn coulis. topped with fresh strawberries, pink peppercorns, dried chamomile flowers and thyme. for my bf’s family :)
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birthday cake for bf! dark chocolate olive oil cake, cabernet buttercream, dark sweet cherry compote decorated w shards of dark chocolate and sugared + fresh dark sweet cherries 🍒🤍
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for a friend’s baby shower; vanilla bean olive oil sponge, vanilla bean soak, strawberry and brown fig jam filling, brown butter tonka bean american buttercream dyed blue naturally with spirulina 💙
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Unfortunately for my haters I’m baking delicious and whimsical treats. Vanilla bean sponge cake, spiced blackberry thyme jam, vanilla bean thyme whipped cream, all dairy free 🫶🫶
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Why did you make those kids kiss in the Anne frank house.
you have to be a whole other level of sad 2014 tumblr user to recognize this location
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vanilla bean olive oil sponge, vanilla bean soak, blueberry thyme coulis, nettle swiss meringue buttercream. happy may <3
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black chocolate cake, whipped dark chocolate ganache, dark sweet cherry & rosemary compote. vegan, gluten and refined sugar free <3
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Birthday cake for my friend! dark chocolate olive oil cake, coffe simple syrup, dark chocolate espresso ganache, brown butter chocolate tonka bean buttercream! decorated with dried blood oranges, some coffee beans & fresh new england aster and canada goldenrod!
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as of today i am officially cured :)).
after 4.5 years of hospital visits and 2 years of chemo and steroids i have my final blood draw tomorrow can i get a w :’).
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men, pull down your underwear and look at it. do you deserve a good woman?.
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strawberry basil olive oil pound cake. rich basil olive oil sponge w pockets of fresh strawberry jam and an aromatic basil oil glaze 🍓
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Shocked I’ve not seen anyone mention Erté’s work yet as that’s his whole thing
emailing art history experts what’s the cuntiest painting.
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Gemini cake! dark chocolate & vanilla bean olive oil cake, fig jam, pistachio brittle, burnt honey Italian meringue buttercream dyed pastel yellow naturally with turmeric!! decorated with black figs, crushed pistachio, and foraged eastern daisies 🤍
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sourdough baguette, dijon & whole grain mustard, apple butter, uncured ham, prosciutto, manchego, red butter lettuce, thinly sliced fennel, acv, evoo, maldon
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vanilla bean olive oil cake/salted pistachio swiss meringue buttercream/strawberry pink peppercorn coulis
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@thebiggestyee No literally idc if she has potentially inaccurate skincare opinions she’s a good person and she does not make skincare content like 😭😭.
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guys will say this knowing damn well they’re just referring to jake being a liberal arts major.
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spiced chocolate olive oil cake, lavender cake soak, persimmon compote, lavender buttercream (dairy free) 🌨️
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Chocolate loaf cake w mulled wine poached pears & sea salt vanilla bean whipped cream. Recipe up now🤍
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toasted hazelnut crust, blueberry (and some raspberry) thyme compote, vanilla and frangelico crème diplomat, fresh blueberries, candied hazelnuts, thyme sprigs
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@isabelfulla today a woman asked me for a “venti skinny strawberry funnel cake frappuccino” i had an aneurysm on the spot.
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Christmas cake part 2: .Dark chocolate cake, vanilla bean cake soak, orange marmalade, vanilla chamomile smbc. Topped w a mini chocolate swirled pavlova wreath. merry Christmas Eve everyone!!!
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Leo astrological cake! Saffron vanilla bean olive oil sponge, saffron cake soak, white peach mousse, cinnamon smbc, decorated with torched meringue, dried navel oranges, and budding red dahlias :)
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lavender, honey & elderberry basque cheesecake w blueberry & rosemary compote 🤍
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you are sitting here trying to tell me that these “lids” are the best we can do when we literally have sent people into outer space.
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pressed flower fazzoletti, preserved lemon, pecorino, garlic, & tarragon butter sauce, topped with purple microgreens and flower petals
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peach shortcake: oregano cornmeal biscuit, whipped vanilla bean and frangelico chantilly, macerated yellow peaches
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My bf told me he took an everything shower the other day and I asked what his definition of an everything shower was and it’s a shower where he washes his hair.
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tiramisu inspired cake: espresso genoise sponge, coffee & frangelico cake soak, vanilla bean frangelico mascarpone frosting w mini chocolate chips (a la cannoli!), liberal dusting of cocoa powder ☕️
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Me when I take out the trash
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strawberries & cream icebox cake! layers of strawberry poppyseed cookie, chamomile honey vanilla bean chantilly, and macerated fresh strawberries. topped w freeze dried strawberry dust 🍓
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Calabrian chili pepper short rib ragù w basil laminated egg pappardelle
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you are paying for human labor and preparation of the wings why is nobody getting this😭😭😭😭.
Ah, capitalism, where 9 chicken wings are $14, but a whole chicken is $5.
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dating someone u met on twitter is going to be listed in the next volume of the dsm.
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Calm cool collected is out so nervous he’s about to vom is in btw.
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black sesame olive oil cake, rose water and vanilla bean buttercream <3
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oven roasted balsamic dark sweet cherry & dark chocolate muffins 🍒
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earl grey red plum torte served with whipped salted honey ricotta, red plum and honey compote, candied pecans + powdered sugar. happy Easter to those who celebrate! 🌷
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chamomile blinchiki with whipped honey butter, vanilla bean crème fraiche and apricot jam. The perfect breakfast lunch or dinner 🤭
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my friend interrupted her venting to me once to apologize for “trauma dumping” and it truly solidified my belief that the popularization of out of place therapy speak online has done significant damage.
hot take or unpopular opinion I guess: if I can't vent to you as a friend, we cannot be friends. You don't need to be a therapist in order to hear me out. If you're bothered by my trauma, I simply want nothing to do with you. Especially when I'm actively dealing with my issues.
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TODAY’S THE DAY.
Nosferatu cake: a cake inspired by the perfume inspired by the movie. Almond Earl Grey sponge, rose water cake soak, blackberry thyme coulis, Earl Grey violet buttercream. Decorated to mimic 17th century euro architecture and finished w Count Orlok’s sigil. Recipe up tomorrow🕯️
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boob guys are objectively weirder than ass guys this is a fact of life.
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may dinner party! focaccia flatbread w romesco, fried eggplant, marinated artichoke hearts, fresh mozz and basil oil/blackened mahi mahi salad w radicchio, cilantro, mango, quick pickle onion and jalapeño and a hot honey lime vinaigrette/ strawberry basil olive oil pound cake
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some sunday heart shaped madeleines! flavors: yuzu with blood orange glaze, brown butter sage with lemon glaze and dark chocolate with earl grey glaze! <3
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How as a man are you 22 years old that’s a girl age what r u doing.
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@pwiscila I’m so serious add sliced toasted almonds and shaved dark chocolate…evoo, sea salt, almonds, dark chocolate on vanilla bean…literally life changing.
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the feminine urge to cry over the deaths of people who are literally still alive.
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cancer astrological cake :) coconut vanilla bean olive oil sponge, coconut cake soak, blackberry & black pepper coulis, vanilla bean mousse, coconut swiss meringue buttercream partially dyed blue naturally with spirulina 🤍🌊
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Virgo birthday cake commission: gluten free lemon olive oil sponge, lemon cake soak, red pear and fennel compote, fennel & burnt honey Italian meringue buttercream
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We all have that one mutual we still fw even tho they are like 37 years old.
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I see posts like this and they’re so funny and relatable at first and then I remember the Margaret Atwood quote and want to vom LOL
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brown butter coffee cake banana bread! brown butter banana bread with an internal ribbon of cinnamon brown sugar topped with a crumbly streusel of warming spices
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