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Comedian. Mornings on @therocket951 Podcasts @casioscut @youdidntknowpod Lover of mashed potatoes. Licensed Realtor #CasiosCut #candylickercrew
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Brett Favre turns 53 today... If you're buying him a gift, remember, he prefers stuff that's stolen from the poor.
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If the person in front of you at the drive thru starts with
"Do you got..."
go ahead & put it in park 🙄
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When you ask your wife where she wants to go for dinner and she replies "I dont care"...
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Working on all these podcasts, running a mortgage business and carrying my ass has finally caught up with
@HeyHeyItsConrad
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🤣🤣🤣🤣
If I could tell my teenage self that one day, this man would give me his HULU login...
I would first ask what the heck a HULU is...
And then I would realized my life would be awesome in the future.
You're a national treasure
@tonyschiavone24
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6 years ago today, at a
@BlkStoneCherry
concert, this young lady walked up to me and offered to buy me a drink.
Glad I said yes.
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Rasslin legend Tracy Smothers!
Like this pic or EVERYBODY DIES!
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31 years ago today - Dec 1st 1989, "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation" was released.
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My wife has never seen Sopranos.
We just started season 1, episode 1.
I cant believe this is a real journey I get to be a part of.
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Harvey Updyke just googled "HOW TO TEAR UP A COVERED WAGON"
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3 years ago today I duped this woman into claiming she would spend the rest of her life with me.
Let's hope she never get her cataracts fixed.
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Is it me or is Edge’s wife twice as jacked as Britt Baker’s husband?
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Alabama Broadcaster Award Show tonught. We are gonna lose, but I still win.
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Yall are out here driving wild today. Im gonna have to put my phone down.
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How bout
@HeyHeyItsConrad
putting in work with
@JoeGalliNews
&
@VelVelHoller
to kick off
#NWA73
tonight!
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At
@HeyHeyItsConrad
's house:
His dad just said his favorite podcast is the one with
@tonyschiavone24
.
Conrad: what's it called dad?
Dad: "The Way It Used To Be"
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It was an awesome 6 years with Jerry Barkscia.
Loved ya old man.
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Today is my 3rd anniversary with Big Booty Judy. Another win for the good guys.
#CasiosCut
today on
@therocket951
is I was Made For Lovin You by
@kiss
✊
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He was Beautiful.
He's was a proud Huntsville native.
He was one of best to ever lace em up.
Lost a legend.
#RIPBobbyEaton
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Officially a member of the fam now.
Hank Mitchell Jr, the 2 yr old pit bull terrier.
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I hope she never gets her cataracts fixed. She'll realize how much she settled by marrying me 😅
Happy Birthday to my smokin hot wife. 🔥 ❤
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When you get back to the table and realize
@JRsBBQ
drank your Moscow mule while you were gone...
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Thank you to
@RonFunches
for letting me on the
@StarrcastEvents
Comedy Show tonight. Such a fun night.
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Pretty cool. Here you can see President Biden, shown here sitting next to a list of all the content on
@adfreeshows
.
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2nd anniversary with Big Booty Judy. We've lasted longer than most thought. 😂 I love you boo.
#CasiosCut
is Rock & Roll Again by
@blackberrysmoke
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BREAKING: I have filed a lawsuit injunction with the State of Alabama against my Wife to force her to Stop Counting how much leftover Halloween candy I've eaten.
Judgment already on her face.
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#HappyValentinesDay
to my love. I'd marry you 1000 times again. The hottest crazy chicken lady on the planet!
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Damn I'm lucky.
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Had a blast tonight at the Tony Schiavone roast.
These 2 guys were great sports.
@MarkMaddenX
& Scott Hudson
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Me to my family after eating:
"Man I feel fat"
My 10yo niece: Your my chunkle now
🤣🤣☠☠
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I openly root for bulls at any event they are going up against humans. Every. time.
#RunningOfTheBulls
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Ride or die til the end.
Rockin Bday, to the man who continues to sprinkle that Conrad Dust and literally change peoples lives.
@HeyHeyItsConrad
🤘
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#AEW
BREAKING NEWS:
In a misunderstanding, Arn Anderson thought, based on crowd reaction, that he in fact won the
@AEWrestling
championship.
Details to be discussed on the 1st episode of Grilling Arn with
@HeyHeyItsConrad
!
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Watching
@AEWonTNT
last night at a wrestling party was really fun.
Reminded me how much fun our WCW Nitro parties were in high school.
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RIP Tracy Smothers. Absolute Legend. One of my favorite moments in life:
Last year, sitting upstairs with friends at a pizza place and listening to Tracy tell stories about wrestling a bear...multiple times!
Cancer Sucks.
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I'm gonna talk to comedy folks, music folks, wrestling folks, radio folks...and whoever else will sit down with me.
New podcast
@CasiosCut
coming soon.
#CasiosCut
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I read this entire thing in my head like a Buttercream Cream Cameo promo by
@CoreyRForrester
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If you want businesses to reopen immediately, you don't care about the health of others.
If you want businesses to stay closed, you don't care about the income of others.
If you put pineapple on pizza, we don't care what you think cuz your life decisions are trash.
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My wife: Your ass looks hot in those shorts.
Me: Oh yea?!? What makes you say that? 😏
Wife: Literally, it looks hot, I can see crack sweat. You might need to go change. 🤦♀️
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Hawk Tuah sounds like the newest member of The Bloodline! 😂
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My standing Facebook rules:
1. If your job is listed as CEO of Nunya Business...request not accepted.
2. If your profile pic is of your back muscles... request not accepted.
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My wife asked me to cook her breakfast.
This is a Deconstructed Charred Bologna Sandwich with a pureed mustard seed glaze.
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Hank Mitchell Jr graduated from Manners 101 😂
He knows how to turn it up in public lol he had them all fooled!
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Some comedians have fans that send them shots of alcohol while they are on stage.
Mine send cheesesticks.
😎
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It’s 363 days until Christmas and some of you already have your Christmas lights up.
Disgusting.
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Not sure how odd your day is...but
@tonyschiavone24
just called me and the first thing out of his mouth was..
"How do you say Reese's Pieces?"
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Adulting is agreeing with your spouse not to buy each other Xmas gifts, so you can buy a dishwasher together.
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Cant believe it's already been 1 year married to this absolutely beautiful woman. Here's to at least 4 more!
#wooo
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WWE Hall of Fame class of 08 Gerald Briscoe, in the rain, in NOLA! If he wanted to hook me I'd be hooked.
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