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NFL Shop came through clutch! Got my Jauan Jennings jersey in before the weekend! 75th Anniversary patch is iron on but still 🔥🔥🔥
#FTTB
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Will Smiths mom after the Oscars:
“you’re moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.”
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Quick shout out and major props to ladybugs 🐞
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Cowboys and Eagles fans debating whose ass the 49ers kicked less is making my night 😭😭
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Jauan Jennings getting ready for the Super Bowl 😤
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The time Jim Harbaugh thunder-palmed Jim Schwartz
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Kyle drawing up new plays tonight
"Our third guy is the best."
Kyle Shanahan knew early on that
@brockpurdy13
was their guy.
📺:
#SBOpeningNight
on NFLN & CBSSN
📱: Stream on
#NFLPlus
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The only bullet 2Pac ever dodged
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All that red is really going to pop off the white.
Sunday’s game will be a WHITE OUT against the San Francisco 49ers! Wear your WHITE and let’s WHITE OUT
#AttStadium
! ⚪️⚪️⚪️
@BankofAmerica
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#SFvsDAL
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#DallasCowboys
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Deebo should have a C on his chest next season right?
Showed a lot of leadership this season.
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Why’d mans have to go and fuck up his 27” HiSense TV like that?
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In about 24 hours we will be celebrating an NFC Championship.
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I hope Purdy wins MVP, SB MVP, OPOY, DPOY, Comeback Player, Madden Cover, 47th President of the United States of America…
Want him crammed down each of you hater mfers throats for the next 25 years of your lives.
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Imagine running a route in the middle of the field with these 4 lurking…💥🤕
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Anybody feeling the excitement of the Super Bowl? Or we’re all still salty and pissed off?
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Mad respect for Odell going and consoling Deebo. Classy ass move. They live that life, we do not.
We consume it we do not fully understand what goes into it.
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Where the fuck was the Niners head of security to get involved in that fight?
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Verbal abuse? 😂 gtfoh
This dad is dadding at an elite level. He’s not cursing at the young man, he’s setting him straight and letting him know that disrespect won’t be tolerated.
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The only thing that can redeem this NFL season is if the Rams only put up 3 points in the Super Bowl again.
I am petty to my core.
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If we lose to Geno Fucking Smith next week, I will be spending the night in jail.
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Purdy about to hoist the Lombardi with his $8 Great Clips feathered up haircut.
Brock-a-doodle-doo bitches 🐓🐔
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Reporter: Get some cornbread
Nick Bosa:
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Purdy in the front. He clearly wants it more 💪🏼
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No fucking shit huh?
Dude talked shit, went into their house with a ski mask & black air forces, bullied his way to 3 tuddys, embarrassed em and waved their fans out their own crib 😤😤
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Is it just me or was Greg Olsen a bit of a hater ass towards the Niners during the broadcast?
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Trying to diminish what Purdy has been able to do because he has a great team and coach is funny to me.
HE’S A ROOKIE LAST PICK IN THE DRAFT THIRD STRING QUARTERBACK.
This has never been seen before. He has become a leader on a team full of leaders.
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Jauan Jennings blocking that asshole through the sidelines was the highlight of the game for me.
Strapped that dude up and drove him to Santa Cruz.
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They watching this bitch from prison?
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Y’all should be thankful for James Richard Garoppolo today. Without him this entire season would be in the bottom of a dumpster right now.
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I’m so fucking old The California Raisins were a big deal in my childhood.
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Jesus fucking Christ. Scroll this app for 30 seconds and you’d think the Niners were 4-13 with a slap dick roster.
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Watson looked tense in that presser. Could probably use a massage.
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Barry Sanders
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The fuck Deebo, get him out of here crowd is funny.
The man is a fucking menace with the football in his hand. He is 1 of 1. All we did on here every game day was hype him up. He almost carried this offense into the Super Bowl.
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I want Cowboys in the divisional, Eagles in the NFCCG, and Chiefs in the Super Bowl.
Exorcise some mfing demons.
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My childhood of collecting cards with my dad was spent trying to acquire this baseball card.
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According to NFL Twitter every team that loses is a fraud.
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Bullied their defense and waved their fans out of their own stadium 😂
Deebo Samuel is on pace for:
53 rec
733 yards
2 TDs 🤭
Bro is literally Jordan Matthews but wanna call James Bradberry Trash.
#FlyEaglesFly
#Eagles
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Any of y’all have these wrestling buddies back in the day?
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It’s going to be cold as fuck for the Packers players too right?
They’re human beings that have to tolerate and overcome it all the same.
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The NFL world is Niners vs Everybody right now.
Bunch of disgusting haters.
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Kyle Shanahan drives 47 mph in the fast lane.
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This kid is just built different 😍🥰
How it started. How it’s going.
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I can’t do gathering or BBQs for Niner games. I have to be at home and in my fucked up, super aggressive, maniacal game mode.
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Thought this was an “I’m drawing Jimmy G everyday until he’s traded” post.
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Can we at least all agree there is absolutely nothing like waking up on an NFL Sunday?
Or the vibe leading up to a Niners prime time game?
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Adam Rank really the only mfer sticking his neck out there picking the Niners 😂
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This one has to have the haters punching air. 🎯
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Rooting for double OT to give both teams even less rest.
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From celebrating her hitting 3 lbs to us celebrating her 6th birthday yesterday. These moments were never guaranteed so we never take them for granted 🥹❤️
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CMC
200+ all purpose yards and 3 tuddys
Book it.
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Brock was juiced after this one 😤😤
The end zone view of Brock Purdy’s touchdown pass to Brandon Aiyuk is🔥
🎥:
@ElliotGCFC
— good shit 🙌
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Think we’re obnoxious after a big win in week 13?
Wait until we win the Super Bowl and burn this mfing app to the ground 🔥
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Peep BA, especially at the end 😤
He is actively seeking and engaging any and all opps.
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I don’t take lessons on masculinity from bitch ass place kickers.
I want my wife to chase career goals and get her money up so I can quit my job and be a house husband.
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Damn Eagles 😬
Almost as if injuries can directly impact the outcome of games 🤔
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If you want a white Niners jersey with the Super Bowl patch, give me a holler.
I make clean custom gear as seen below. Send me your white jerseys and use promo code T3XY and checkout and I’ll hook it up.
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Rate my elementary school ass lunch
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Gonna die the first time Kyle uses CMC as a decoy to run Tevin Coleman up the gut.
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If you ever dare to compare Deebo Samuel Sr to Percy Harvin:
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Fuck Philly, fuck The Liberty Bell, fuck Rocky, fuck The Declaration of Independence, fuck cheesesteaks, fuck the Four Fathers, fuck love, fuck Don Henley, fuck bald eagles, fuck the Schuylkill River, fuck Jim Kenney…
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Need the Niners to essentially end the Seahawks season this week by putting 50 on their heads.
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Jacket with 9 zippers…
CMC going off for 3 tuddys 😤😤😤
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Jimmy has a finger injury? Easy.
Rehab 19 hours a day.
Document the entire thing.
Play make believe QB before games.
Go out for coin tosses in civilian clothing.
Come back 3 weeks too soon.
Drop hype vid.
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@ProFootballTalk
Nobody’s excusing what he did. Clearly wrong. Rudolph played a part in it and should be disciplined. Both of this things can be true.
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Old man gave me a Niners toothbrush to “wash the taste of defeat out of my mouth.” 😂
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This was a status symbol in 1998
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Prayers to those of y’all with 3+ kids. I don’t know how y’all do it.
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As I lay my bald ass head on my pillow to say goodnight to the world, I pray to the gods (the old and the new) that Nicholas Bosa gets multiple sacks tomorrow. One of which is a sack fumble leading to a scoop and score.
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Really taught this guy a lesson
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This boy really just woke up, went straight to the pantry and brought me cookies to open at 7:20 am 🙅🏼♂️
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The Holy Trinity, please say a prayer for my guts tonight 🙏🏼
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Brock gonna fuck around and make me get the 1998 Toyota Celica I always wanted in high school.
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Turn 40 on Tuesday but celebrated today. The kids made me a cake and I couldn’t love it more ❤️
The little ass DAD in the corner 😂😍
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When you start losing, your history of being an obnoxious douche will catch up to ya.
BREAKING: The
#Eagles
firing head coach Nick Sirianni is “in play,” per ESPN.
😳
Sirianni took Philly to the Super Bowl last season.
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Want clicks and engagement?
Post Brock Purdy slander and watch Niners fans flood your replies.
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Every time the Niners win a hater bitch gets their wings.
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My mom is flying in today. First time she will get to actually hold her grandson.
Pretty excited about it.
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Have a great day knowing fans of the other 3 NFC West teams woke up bitter as fuck 😁
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Maybe this was a little too much?
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Young man feeling cool as shit with his Niner lid and rainbow checkerboard Vans.
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Happy 7th birthday to my little road dawg 🥰🎂🎉
She fought for her spot on this planet and our journey through the years has been a beautiful one ❤️
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Wifey and I are going to tell the kids we met at the 1984 Under-18 All-Valley Karate Tournament
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Imagine a world in which you’re down so bad you try convincing yourself Trent Sherfield is better than Deebo
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