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Writes and talks. Takes pictures. Cooks and eats. Will never stop playing bad guitar. 2023 Fortnum and Mason Drinks Book of the Year (Holy Waters)

Shetland Isles
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Another fantastic #Threadinburgh tale. 1918’s ‘Battle of May Island’ is the worst naval disaster you’ve never heard of ..
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@nicholasjmorgan Beyond niche
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RT @janehamilton22: Interested in the darker side of #UpHellyAa ? My colleague @thebeatcroft who has a wonderful way with words delves into…
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@boomtown64 A’best for 2025. Prescriptions must get through! See you at the burning
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Beginning year 70. Why LPs are never ‘vinyls’. And the glories of lost record shops, by @thebeatcroft
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@Derek_Douglas50 @Dougwriter 16% in O Level arithmetic prelim
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Episode two of A Passing of Wind. What was the terrible accident involving Tarquin the archivist? Does McKinstry really wear Old Spice? And what happens during the Great North Roe shag hunt?
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RT @docsuzy: Shetland oysters to start and now fiddle playing for pudding !
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Shetland oysters on Christmas Eve. And stranded without Santa on the Galston Moor, 1962, by @thebeatcroft
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@WardDEC Merry Christmas David!
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@lawrencedonegan Tracks allegedly made “by the legendary Smekkleysa Lo-Fi Rockers crew”. AI, as the piece concludes, is the real ghost in the machine.
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Compliments of the Season. A musical message from Scar Quilse and his Fitful Heads...
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@Drumslinger @Spotify Ceremonial burning on Christmas Eve, all but three copies. Worth £500 each next year.
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@boomtown64 Also. You are being watched, always, through one of the six pairs of household binoculars
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The View have changed…
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Why they want to ban TikTok
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@GrantMcPheeFilm Seems fair. Alas, all five purchasers formed bands
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Shetland, season 9, episode please-make-it-stop
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Red herrings, anchovies and whelks galore. Not to mentions spoots and spooks, by @thebeatcroft
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@brucerisk @Beathhigh A’best Bruce.
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