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Anthony Cao
6 months
@ClutchPoints Booing an old lady who did nothing wrong is bad karma for sure
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@jaronmyers Other people learning this for the first time:
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@mcuban @Twitter Removing censorship and shadow banning = "going red". ok got it ✍️
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@shoe0nhead In this regard, Zuck >>> Bezos / Musk / Gates
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11 months
@cctvidiots That dude's skin 5 min later:
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@bobby Basically this
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@BleacherReport @ShamsCharania @joevardon Ant x Hali would be an incredible two-man game to watch.
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@Nexuist lmao excellent example of the aloha spirit
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@gurgavin 1% down with $8,000/mo mortgage payments 🤣
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10 months
@ronawang lmao UC Santa Cruz, Santa Barbara, Merced, Davis, Riverside, SD, Irvine applicants:
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10 months
@CnsprtrlRprt @Morbidful Ah yes stabbing yourself twice post-mortem, as one does. Praying for justice for Ellen’s family.
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@WallStreetSilv Always with the khakis lol
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@LegionHoops Raptors fans reading this post
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11 months
@barstoolsports My brother... reflect on this moment 🤣
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@NBA That zoom though… lol
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9 months
@RobertMSterling @sfironicle @GavinNewsom Sir, can I raise the stakes on “arrogant and petulant” with this apology video? 🤣
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Gov. Gavin Newsom apologizes for attending party at French Laundry: "We're all human. We all fall short sometimes."
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@uncledoomer Very rare to see this level of tailoring nowadays, even on the wealthy.
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@cheerfulclips Love to see it! You know the grind leading up to the exam had to be tough.
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Anthony Cao
1 year
@TheHoopCentral @BenGolliver Bro going for that Harry Potter look...because he's a wizard.
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1 year
@ecommerceshares Gang gang SBC so good Yes yes yes Thank you shareholders for the donation
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11 months
@cheerfulclips "And that, kids, is how I met your mother."
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1 year
@JoshuaOgundu Is there one thing that's the most notable delineation? I'm guessing it's spouse + kids vs. not
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@brayknowball This would actually be incredible. A competent PG paired with Wemby would dramatically improve their offense, which currently lacks any real flow.
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10 months
@BarstoolBigCat Hollywood gave us Snakes on a Plane, but this is easily scarier
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@HenryTheBlasian lmao the Nets media team:
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Anthony Cao
11 months
@NBAMemes Ah yes, the year is 2026. AD plays 3 games before slipping on sweat and is ruled out the rest of the season. That'll be $62mm please.
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9 months
@realEstateTrent There’s a hole-in-the-wall dumpling spot in NYC Chinatown. Incredibly delicious and cheap. Accepting cards would meaningfully damage gross profit. 3% interchange fee plus $0.15+ per transaction on a $5 order is brutal.
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@mikegolicjr After all this time, you can still sense he has the hunger to be great
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5 months
@BrighamHughes “…we rejoice in our sufferings, knowing that suffering produces endurance, and endurance produces character, and character produces hope” 🙏 Keep running this race brother!
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@barstoolsports “Who’s got it better than us? Nobody!” This is the kind enthusiasm I aspire to have in life, especially at that age 🤣🙌
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Anthony Cao
1 year
@Nexuist Alphabet is basically 99% Google + 1% other bets. Bit disingenuous to suggest Sundar is running 50+ co's. Tesla: $820B SpaceX: ~$150B Twitter: ~$15B Boring Co: ~$5.7B Neuralink: ~$5B All very disparate companies. But yes, Elon definitely uses his top people like mercenaries.
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10 months
@powerbottomdad1 Lol Europeans try to pull this off and they end up in a different continent.
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@TheDunkCentral @CjHolmes22 I know a million people have already said this, but man… dude is legit a video game character
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10 months
@NBAMemes Get rich then stay rich
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@EconomPic Hahahah Immunize a mortgage. This man is definitely in the arena trying stuff.
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@ButcherBoy415 People with nothing more to prove don’t have fragile egos. 💯
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@SportsonMax If they wind up playing together: 1) Offense would break people's brains 2) Defense...???
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9 months
@protectedpick Beal: Huh…no double-team. Ok. 🤔
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8 months
@gas_biz Taking huge risks is a young man's game. You've got nothing to lose. When those risks could severely impact your family, that's where the line is drawn. I've seen this firsthand 😅
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1 year
@TheNBACentral Kinda deserves to get roasted for this. Jokic is better than at least 3 out of those 5 guys by essentially every possible measure.
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9 months
@zebulunalford_ Give it two years. A core with Shai in his prime + Chet, Jalen Williams, Giddey and another star is gonna be a contender.
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@VCBrags “Accomplishment dysmorphia” is absolutely next level 🤣🤣
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11 months
@0xgaut The predecessor to “you’ll own nothing and be happy”
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1 year
@theallinpod @friedberg This one was super tough to finish. Please: - More @friedberg and science corner - Less arguing in circles on topics most people find exhausting
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@BronGotGame Everybody’s pulled that awkward smile before when someone goes, “oh hey ____!” but you legit do not remember them 🙂😅
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@Super70sSports New personal goal: Do something so epic that it merits fist pumping like that in celebration.
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The whole world in the palm of my hand. Love you baby boy
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11 months
@jason_howerton @AintGottaDollar I don’t think anyone who would blame this man for taking the opportunity to make life-changing money. But opting to stay true to himself, his music, and his roots is so much more powerful.
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Anthony Cao
1 year
@JohnDraisey @Jaketh_bull @unusual_whales In the present time, this would only serve to enrich the defense contractors (you do not have thousands of Americans employed at factories anymore). Taxpayers ultimately bear the $350M cost.
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1 year
@BleacherReport @ShamsCharania Heat are a much better fit. If he went to the Suns, who plays defense?
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11 months
@RNCResearch Was waiting for her to drop the “what can be, unburdened by what has been” knockout punch 🔥🔥
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@TaviCosta Great chart. Crashing tax receipts + record breaking interest payments = stuck between a rock and a hard place
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1 year
@wojespn Pop is the GOAT. Prediction: Spurs win another championship before the end of Pop's 5 yr deal
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1 year
@PlaybookSN Jokic looked like he barely broke a sweat.
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@HighyieldHarry lmao there are so many people that genuinely think, "SBC is a non-cash expense, so it's basically not even an expense."
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@BarstoolBigCat The "splat" and crowd cheering at 0:16 gets me every time
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11 months
@lulumeservey What if instead of nepotism, it's actually intended as good ol' fashioned public humiliation?
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1 year
@peruvian_bull Let's be honest. Margin Call >>> The Big Short
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@netcapgirl Same energy as this
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@GoIdenState He studied the dark arts with Harden
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Anthony Cao
8 months
@dollarsanddata CFA and CPA are the only finance credentials worth having in your title
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Anthony Cao
1 year
@APompliano @DavidSacks They have an incentive to keep CPI figures artificially low to reduce social security and TIPS payments. For them, the ridiculous adjustments and manual process are a feature, not a bug.
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Anthony Cao
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@unusual_whales Some value can be salvaged through restructuring, but equity will be wiped out. After hours trading correctly showing that.
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@netcapgirl Unless you’re an exceptionally talented trader, this strategy is basically picking up pennies in front of a steamroller.
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@unusual_whales I mean...with a name like SafeMoon, you kinda already knew how this would end.
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Building a Consultancy in 300 Days 3 days before the birth of my son, I was laid off for the first time in my career. Not an unusual move for a cash-burning startup, but was still a surprise. Over the next 300 days, my goal is to become anti-fragile. Building a consultancy is
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@junkbondinvest This would be incredible. Hire Adam Neumann as the general manager - can walk around barefoot and ensure the vibes are immaculate.
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@FreezingFinTake After a straightforward explanation of why this multiple could easily be distorted: “Why are we talking interest expense?”
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@biancoresearch Wow. The downfall of Credit Suisse has been a long time coming, but to see it actually happen is stunning. If SVB wasn't the canary, the Credit Suisse definitely is.
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1 year
@unusual_whales "Owned" meaning what exactly? Fully paid off vs. 90% LTV are totally different situations. Title is still yours.
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@unusual_whales Powell immediately after seeing this pump:
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@micsolana Ironic, but still hard to top Bernie Sanders making over $170K on his book, "It's OK to Be Angry About Capitalism." lol. lmao, even.
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Anthony Cao
11 months
@MattZeitlin You know how they made Dark Knight all gritty and "realistic"? Let's have our detective protagonist be an overweight neckbeard Redditor. Honestly could be a banger, and believable that he'd be an excellent sleuth.
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@billalveylaw1 @biancoresearch If your baseline is 'no landing', then why aren't you invested in equities? Would seem to be an ideal time given the current fear. But yes, overall activity remains elevated, but my base case is for a hard landing. Retail is living on credit right now.
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@biancoresearch The past 4 years seem to be full of unprecedented moves in the bond market.
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@TurnerSportsEJ Ernie is like Mr. Rogers. Most wholesome and likable guy 👍
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@Ballislife Yo @greg16676935420 is going to crush it in the NBA
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@money_cruncher Ironically, this post misses arguably the biggest risk - counterparty exposure to your small regional bank paying such a high rate for their HYSA’s. The above Vanguard fund is a stable NAV fund. Chances of breaking the buck are effectively zero due to new laws following GFC.
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@BoutiqueBurnout Depends mostly on the industry, no? If it’s a SaaS biz then yes, essentially the same thing. Other industries with huge capex likely have a large delta between EBITDA and net change in cash.
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@n0rthgoingZax @MrKetchups @ronawang Many UC's are good schools. And then there's this:
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@shawngorham A good rule of thumb: If a stock declines over 90% in one year, the odds of it recovering are generally slim. In most cases, bankruptcy would be the likelier scenario.
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@JonErlichman Careful now. After making this post, your urge to sell a trading course may overwhelm you 🤣
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Anthony Cao
11 months
@BitPaine @saylor It's a matter of incentives. Even if the treasurer is a true bitcoiner, you have to convince the CEO, CFO and Board. And if things don't go well, you're fired. I agree that a company with excess cash should consider allocating some portion to #BTC - but the hurdles (reporting,
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Anthony Cao
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@dvassallo Sad to see. Would have been much better of Garry took the time to write a real response. Blocking is meant for trolls and people acting in bad faith. You have a well-reasoned argument that seems to have gotten under his skin.
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@MebFaber Watching Michael Lewis double down
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@TrungTPhan Christopher Nolan if he became a personal finance Twitter guy: I turned corn fields into a passive income stream. I’ll show you how! Bosses hate this one weird trick… 👇
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@KevinOConnorNBA NBA rim height: 10ft Wemby standing reach: 10ft
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Anthony Cao
11 months
@ClutchPoints Solid lift. Also even harder given his height. And then there are mutants like Taylor Atwood. BW: 163 lbs DL: 750 lbs
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@carrynointerest Same applies to all of the best coworkers I’ve had. “Can have it done before EOD” vs. “Give me til mid next week” with inevitably turns into 3 weeks lol
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@BowTiedBroke @TheRealMrsBroke If they’re comfortable to still live together, sounds like they should really try to reconcile their irreconcilable differences.
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@unusual_whales Considering there are several companies > $1T market cap and relative to the size of US debt, I’m actually kinda surprised credit card debt isn’t more than that.
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Anthony Cao
1 year
@jasonprompts @GritGrowthCap Wow - this kinda feels representative of IBM's slow motion collapse writ large.
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8 months
@Austen Dads automatically get a pass if the intention is to make others (especially kids) cringe.
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9 months
@unusual_whales Going to interpret this as a negative sign for the economy moving forward. DJ D-Sol was made possible by ZIRP and easy money policies.
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11 months
@WClementeIII Writer. Ability to influence without the baggage of being a celebrity. Truly incredible writing is both powerful and timeless.
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Anthony Cao
1 year
@sweatystartup You’ve picked probably one of the hardest times to start a recruiting business. Market is currently flooded with recruiters who have been laid off, businesses are still announcing layoffs on a daily basis.
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Anthony Cao
1 year
@ramahluwalia Would add that JPM has been actively pushing into the startup space. So with their main competitor gone, they can scoop up all of these clients without having to pay a dime. For tech startups especially, JPM is easily a better option than Citi, Wells, or BofA.
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@zerohedge No deal flow no job
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