Adele Bardot | NYC & FMTY
@theadelebardot
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Witty girlfriend and purveyor of pleasure 🎀 | Inquire within for pixie charm
NYC + FMTY
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Due to a cancellation, I find myself with an unexpectedly free Saturday evening. Any ideas on what mischief I should get into tonight?
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Feeling grateful for the fortunate life I lead and the wonderful people I get to share my time with 💜
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I did a photoshoot today and already got them back from my incredible photographer,
@matterofaffect
. Here's a little taste 😘
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This weekend has been a delight, and there's still another day of fun to be had!
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"You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough."
-Mae West
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Now debuting my brand new bob! What do we think?
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Sometimes, you just need a lazy morning in a hotel and an opulent breakfast.
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I've been feeling especially luscious lately
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"Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it" - Rumi
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Having a passionfruit popsicle while lounging on the beach at noon on a Monday is a huge perk of this lifestyle. 🍭
Now booking for CDMX the 23rd-March 3rd!
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Celebrating 2 years in the Big Apple with one of my favorite outfits
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A client once described me as "much smarter than you seem", and I think about that a lot.
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I can't believe we got to soak up beautiful Hawaii together! Thank you for the trip of a lifetime, N.
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~Holiday Tour Dates~
Dec 14th-15th: Harrisburg, PA
Dec 20th-22nd: Norfolk, VA
Dec 23rd-27th: DC area
Dec 29th-Jan 3rd: Miami
all other dates in NYC
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Looking for that special date for your holiday party?
This season fills up quickly, so don't hesitate to get me on your dance card.
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My specialty is an innocent exterior concealing a vixen
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Another day, another elevator selfie (alternate title: cavernous elevator)
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I'm about to go off the grid for the weekend, so if you reach out to me I won't see it until Monday
Photo by
@matterofaffect
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I took my first foray into pie baking yesterday, which resulted in this beautiful gingersnap cranberry curd pie.
What's your favorite pie?
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Life has been a whirlwind lately, but I'm still making time for the important things: brunch and tiny sundresses in a French bistro
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My amazing photographer
@matterofaffect
made several gorgeous videos during our photoshoot - should I share the rest of them?
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My re-creation of this shot originally done by Helmut Newton in 1978, and then again in 2023 by Johan Sandberg. What do you think, did I do it justice?
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This whole time I've secretly just been 3 bouquets of pink roses in a trench coat
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I'm often told I "look taller in pictures" because of my proportions, but in reality I am only 5'3"
I have a rule that I only do this every 10 times I see it on my timeline btw...
Drop your height and a pic ✨
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A mocktail alfresco is one of the simple joys of life
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I love unconventional dates, so a big thank you to my lover who organized a day at a theme park together - bring on the adrenaline!
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I have a dentist appointment today, send thoughts and prayers and dental insurance please
(seen below, me hiding from said dentist)
📸
@matterofaffect
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I'll take any excuse to wear my favorite color 🍀
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These ai background edits are getting wild!
I've been doing a new workout routine for the last couple of months and feeling stronger than ever, so I thought I'd share some of my booty progress.
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Where you can find me over the course of the next month (with very limited availability). I will be closing my books for the month soon.
7/30-8/6 NYC
8/7-8 Baltimore
8/11-12 DC
8/13-14 NYC
8/20-25 Gatlinburg, TN
8/26-27 Norfolk, VA
8/28-on NYC
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Thank you for taking me on such a lovely and whimsical date! High tea and art galleries are an iconic duo, and one I hold near to my heart 🍰
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New York! I'm around this week before I jet off to Europe for two weeks. Let's plan a little rainy rendezvous ✨
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I have a penchant for sitting places I'm not supposed to 🤫
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I struggle with producing content for social media because so much of my life/space/wardrobe is distinctive and identifying. Do any providers have words of wisdom about this? I don't want to have to blur the background of everything 😫
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I am grateful for the brave men and women who have served our country and made is possible for me to live this privileged poolside life I live.
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Mexico City has, once again, stolen my heart. Thank you for always treating me so well, G.
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Today is the first day of my birthday month and I can't contain how happy I am that spring is here!
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Thank you for patience with my slow response times as I've been traveling! It's been a magical trip ✨
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Turning a year older today calls for celebration! But also, a moment of reflection on what I'd like to take with me from the last year, and what I'd like to grow beyond.
I have so much gratitude for my life - the freedom to live it on my own terms, and the wonderful people that
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CDMX, here's a little shadow-play for your evening
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Cute workout attire is the most invigorating pre-workout. Caffeine? Sure, it does the job. But a matching set in pink and green that hugs my curves perfectly??
I'm about to have the best workout of my life.
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J, you made my day! Thank you for this gorgeous timepiece I've had my eye on 🥰
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I love sharing a birthday week with you and getting to celebrate you in person!
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@crystalchambrs
In my notes I have a folder for each continent, and a note for each country. Over the years I've written down every recommendation I've been given, so I am always prepared to create an itinerary.
Since I'm an adventurous eater, adrenaline junkie, and history lover, I'll be
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I don't understand people that post cute workout selfies. When I work out I look like Bob the Tomato 🍅
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Let me pour you a drink of something refreshing and a little bit spicy
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Here to ensure the drums aren't the only thing bopping at your next jazz date
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I feel so fortunate to have gotten the opportunity to spend a day with you - here's to many more!
When brunch turns into vintage shopping, a six-course dessert, and bachata after dark, the chemistry must be special.
Who’s going to bring us together again for our first alluring duet?
@theadelebardot
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Today is the first day of my birthday month!
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"The sea, once it casts its spell, holds one in its net of wonder forever." -Jacques Yves Cousteau
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The french toast in the centurion lounge at LGA keeps me coming back. Aaaaand now I'm off to
#datechicago
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@claraturing
I'm genuinely concerned about the amount of young women entering sw with unrealistic expectations from social media. There are so many lessons they'll learn the hard way
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I'm quite excited that it's finally warm enough to show some skin!
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London, I'm coming to see you October 3rd-7th! Taking recommendations and bookings now 😇
I would love to offer duos while I'm there - if any London ladies are interested, please dm me.
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Miami was the perfect city to ring in the New Year! May it be a year of beachy sunrises and sets 🌅
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