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@the_nimoh
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Contact Me for Any of the services below: ✅️Website Designing ✅️Website Maintenance ✅️SEO Optimisation
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Akikuuliza "when can we meet?" ... just tell him "nikipata mtu wa kuachia mtoto" you'll never hear from him again 😂😂
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Ndio maana Eastleigh kila mtu ako na iPhone, bei ya hizo curtains hapana 🤧
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This young man from Karatina in Mathira is a graduate; MSc. Bio Statistics, BSc. Applied Statistics and he has CPA certification. He has been selling smokies after he failed to secure employment. He is searching for a job. His contact is 0748427669
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@the_nimoh
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The pain of being admired by 19yr old kids 🤦🏽‍♀️
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Mnatumianga Telegram for what exactly?!
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Kumbe kuoga na kurudi soko iko Kwa bibilia ?! soma Ruth 3:3 😂😂😂
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The reason why people from your mother's side love you is because they're sure that you're their relative
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Nimepika...nimekula...nimeshiba...simu iko na bundles...sina exam...shule nilimaliza...nakuanga color blind sionangi blueticks...sijasota...mimi si wenu... Wewe si mimi ... Mimi si wewe 😂😂😂 stress nitatoa wapi 😂😂
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@the_nimoh
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kudate broke guy inafanya uzeekeharaka by 27 mko na watoto wawili sura mbaya ka baba yao na umechapa. Mnaishi mwiki ata hujui the last time ulikula kuku, by 35 umekufa 😂😂
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@the_nimoh
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Please if you are interested in working with an NGO for 3days,15k per day on 29th,30th and 31st February 2023, kindly DM me now!.
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What comes to mind when you see this?
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They want THICK girls but they CAN'T lift us up. 😭🤦🏾‍♀️
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KCSE class of 2016, how are you guys currently doing?
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Since y'all so smart...what does this mean
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What's that weird smell you love ?🥴
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@the_nimoh
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My dad calling asking I should quit my job then go back and complete my undergrad... Nikamuuliza "In this economy? Who will pay my bills?" He ended the call with "When you are ready to go back tell me. "
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@the_nimoh
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gololi ... That's what we called them back then 😅 Nyi huziita aje?
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Do men still love thick women ?!
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Hii hate yote on kikuyu women inatoka wapi??
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Saai hakuna kuacha watoto na baba yao. Unaeza pata walipimwa DNA na wakafukuzwa 😂😂😂
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Why do you watch porn? 🤔
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Hustlers never knew this was their last supper
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@the_nimoh
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Polite Sunday 🌞
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Kijana anaamkia bangi ndio unaita the love of your life 😂😂💔
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Neno "pesa" hupatikana katika ngeli ipi?
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4'10 🤭
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How tall are y’all?
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Men want love, support, affection, raw sex, home made food and commitment.. but as friends 😂💔
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Mko ?
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Which Bible Story describes your current situation?
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IEBC walikataa kutulipa na vile tulikaa 3 days bila kuoga 😪
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What is your favourite position?! 🌝
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Watu wa caption be creative, the floor is yours 😂
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I literally have nobody to text. Just flipping from App to App.
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Sikataii zimeanguka Lakini mbona unanikumbusha🙄
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Y'all buying 5G phones just to be ignored at higher speeds 😂
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Uko single mbona...yaani huwezi convince ata mkisii 😂😂💔
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You're getting paid. You're getting laid. You're not getting played. It's your year.
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In every Kenyan household....juice ikiisha kila mtu huswear alikunywa glass moja 😂😂😂
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Mnaamka na kuendelea na siku bila good morning text kama wanyama.
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Kama hupeleki mtu wako out kwa nini unajam akipelekwa?!
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Single people tunatoboa aje hii five day weekend??😭😭💔
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This economy has taught me Gordons isn't the only good gin, there are other brands like Best 😭
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Parents also need counseling, you can't be mad at someone who went to see a man while you were at home with yours
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Club photography should be banned 😅
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The owner of heaven and earth has one son but you who's renting a bedsitter have seven children 🙄
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If marriage isn't the goal, then why are you dating ?
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Simu imecrack screen hadi inaweza grate carrots 😂😂💔
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Pre-birthday happiness.
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Happy Easter 🐣
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Not all men are dogs, taste yako ndio ya maumbwa.
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twitter is like group therapy but no one heals
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Kikuyu ndiyo national language, right?
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I remember last year while job hunting, I got an email that I've been shortlisted and should go for an interview pale Hurlingham. Followed directions to detail only kujipata kwa cyber. Nikatoka nje and made a call to confirm if it was actually the place.
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How low can some people go. Grow up ... Ukikataliwa you don't have to insult 😏
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@the_nimoh
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Chapter 25 🎉 Grateful for the gift of life and ready to embrace the adventures ahead. Happy birthday to the amazing person I am – myself! 🥳🎁
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"Mapema ndio best" Alizaliwa 2004 😂😂😂
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Giving her attention without money is disturbance.
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Ati huyo nurse rude alikwambia aje ,Hadi ukaskia kama hutawai rudi hosii tena??🤣🤣
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that clapping sound be loud asf when you tryna be quiet about it 😂😂😭😭😅
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Baby I will not touch you until we get married. Do such men still exist?
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A woman who stands by you when you're broke has another man giving her money 🤫
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Welcome to Kenya where education is no longer the key to success.
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No offense but mimi mwanaume amesuka nywele it's a big turn off 😒
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Wiki mbili saa ii bila kuona mia tano na macho 🥲
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I disappeared for hours and finished a whole series and came back to 0 notifications 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm so lonely 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@the_nimoh
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1 year
One sign of loneliness ni kuenda club alone. Yaani you just seat at a corner alone with your drink, waiting for a stranger to look your way 😂
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The idea of starting a family has dominated my mind lately... Nani huyo amenieka kwa chupa 😂😂😂
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"I can't chase women" ameshikwa na muscle pull akinyonga 😂😂
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Unadhani uko funny kumbe ulichizi 😂😂
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Kutumia pesa vibaya ju unaexpect zingine mahali is a very bad decision😭
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Pesa kidogo ushaanza kutembea na wakikuyu
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I hate porn and everyone who likes it 😏
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How do you slice your onions?
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Ukinitext na sms unaniconfuse, huko huwa nangoja message ya Mpesa pekee 😂
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Selfie 😂
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Hii Nairobi ukichunguza vizuri utapata ni wewe pekee yako unafanya kazi ngumu ndio upate pesa
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Craziest thing you did while in a relationship?😂🤔
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Unaniuliza narudi lini ,kwani unataka kunilipia fees😏
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Ni wako tu akiwa juu yako, akishuka ni wetu sisi wote 😂
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What are we normalizing in 2023 ?
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Amka uforce hiyo relationship tena, ongeza "good morning" kwa ile "good night" ya jana yenye hakureply 😂😂😂
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self care is officially over , time to text my ex
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Cheers to us who built their account from ground up without catfishing, scripted chaos and clout chasing 🥂
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What's the hardest pill to swallow?
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Random kikuyu word you know?
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Siwezi compete na dem anakuoshea vyombo. Mchague tu
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Mnatakanga submissive women na you give then nothing to submit to 😏
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my goal is to make enough money and marry two men.
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@the_nimoh Teremsha camera 📸 kiasi I want to confirm sthing😅
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Mniombee nimeenda kuoga ...Mpesa pin ni 2020 na will iko chini ya kitanda 😂😂💔
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