@patriottakes
The suspended account has the grey government check mark. Did Twitter verify an impersonator as George Santos? That would be classic: an impersonator impersonating an actual impersonator 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@MollyJongFast
If we’re going to ignore the participation in an insurrection part of the constitution then let’s ignore the age qualification and let Claudia Conway run for president. Or ignore the birthplace qualification and let Arnold run.
/sarcasm, sort of…
That would be Bonnie Raitt and John Prine.❤️❤️❤️
"Make me an angel
That flies from Montgomery
Make me a poster
Of an old rodeo
Just give me one thing
That I can hold on to
To believe in this livin'
Is just a hard way to go"
@marklevinshow
Son, Jack White has already added more value to society than you ever will in your life in just the 30 seconds he jams with Jimmy Page and the Edge from the movie “It Might Get Loud”
@kaitlancollins
If Gov. DeSantis is going to play games then the federal government should expedite the return from Florida of those 200 ventilators.
@POTUS
should insist on a joint presser where Gov. DeSantis thanks
@POTUS
for the ventilators
@RubinReport
After all this time, why don't you understand this? The two vaccinations and the booster keep people out of the hospital and out of the morgue. Not really that complicated...
Josh from Greta van Fleet came out. Everyone kinda knew. And so what? Love is love, none of our business. Most important part: he’s an incredible vocalist and he sounds like a young Robert Plant.
We can all agree that the world needs more Led Zeppelin-like music, right? ❤️🎸🎤
@highbrow_nobrow
@Agenzia_Ansa
So the Vatican is a sovereign nation.
I wonder how the Pope would feel if Russia wanted to carve out part of the Vatican. I seriously doubt he’d “have the courage to raise the white flag and negotiate”.
@CNBC
Fascinating that a popular misconception about women running for office is that they’re too emotional. And out of the blue Leon Cooperman breaks down in tears. Twice.
I mute early, I mute often. Example: anyone who thinks that Fox News, Newsmax and OAN are equivalent to PBS Newshour, NPR, MSNBC and CNN isn’t worth engaging with. Analogy: I believe that the Earth is round, while they believe the Earth is flat.
@DanPriceSeattle
You forgot the part where HR/CEO reaches out to the government to cancel benefits to the unemployed folks to force people back into these mind numbing shit jobs 🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️
@notcapnamerica
My wife is a cancer survivor so I was *STUCK* in my job until ACA struck down no coverage for pre-existing conditions! Thanks Obama!!! ❤️❤️❤️🔥🔥🔥
@GOP
@HagemanforWY
As a fiscally conservative socially liberal voter, I can’t envision a version of the world where I vote Republican again. I didn’t leave my Republican Party, my Republican Party left me…
@Rep_Clyde
This is the picture you’ll be known for; your cowardice on display to the entire world. Your political opponents should use this photo with the caption: “Andrew Clyde is too weak and cowardly to serve America” 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
@hunterw
What’s the financial penalty for urinating on someone’s grave when they’re dead and buried? Some people are saying that I should start a GoFundMe now. I’ve already started hydrating so yeah, there’s that...
@_Drew_2_U
@EdKrassen
Is it your goal to be a worker drone for your entire life? Congrats, you’ve been hypnotized by the 1%.
Some of us want to enjoy retirement and since we live longer, feel that it’s our right to enjoy a longer retirement. The 1% finally paying their fair share will fix SS. 👍👍🇺🇸🇺🇸
Honouring the late Sandy Denny on her birthday.
Turn Zeppelin’s “Battle of Evermore” way up loud. That’s her harmonizing with Robert Plant.
“The Queen of Light took her bow,
And then she turned to go,
The Prince of Peace embraced the gloom,
And walked the night alone.”
@netflix
@reedhastings
: what happened? This won't delight customers. Is it too late to A/B test & figure out cancellation rates?
This initiative can be used as market differentiator. E.g., if I ran marketing for Disney+, I'd start an ad campaign today: "Disney+ lets you share passwords"
@yashar
If Commander in Chief asks parents to send their sons and daughters to battle the Taliban to the death, shouldn’t the parents expect Donald Trump to read every god damned page in the PDB?
@catturd2
There’s a process for being a whistleblower. He didn’t follow it. He went the treason route and will pay a heavy price. And rightly so.
Apparently, you’re now pro-Russian aggression around the world. Which makes you anti-American.
@williamlegate
Quite a few people thought Twitter was performing an injustice by taking down pro-ivermectin tweets.
@mtaibbi
even went to bat WRT disseminating pro-ivermectin information. Somewhere a line must be drawn to protect people from themselves…
“Donald Trump’s “TruthSocial” has lost $73 million.
Elon Musk’s “X” has lost 90% of its value since he took over.
John Matze’s “Parler” doesn’t even exist as a social media platform anymore.
Because right-wing divisive and hateful social media “communities” always fail.”
@RepKinzinger
Yes. I don’t agree with her policies & some of her politics but her speech was historic. In a 2 party system we need a viable left & right. Out of the debate and dialectic, we get the best ideas for America. It’s not helpful when the right goes full frontal anti-democracy
@davidhogg111
@rftchumn
For people wondering what happened to the supposed ‘Red Wave’: the Dem policy positions are more popular than the GOP policy positions. And people favor the Dem’s sensible gun control policy…
@elonmusk
@TedrickG
@sfdbi
@KQEDnews
@LondonBreed
2/x
As 10x software devs, we pull all-nighters, work weekends, etc. & none of us spit the bit and shirk the work. Setting up bedrooms at a company seemed a bridge too far for me.
My Dad taught me if you're ever made to choose between work & family, *ALWAYS* choose family❤️
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@thedavidcrosby
@maggieNYT
“Gotta get down to it
Soldiers are cutting us down
Should have been done long ago
What if you knew her
And found her dead on the ground
How can you run when you know?
Tin soldiers and Nixon's coming
We're finally on our own
This summer I hear the drumming
Four dead in Ohio”
Eagles warming up back stage at Capital Center 1977. "Seven Bridges Road"
Turn it way up loud. Yes, I’m old enough to remember when their harmonies were this good...
#SoCalMusic
@RexChapman
Does anyone know why they were standing in crack alley outside of Four Seasons Total Landscaping? This has to be a goof, but I’m not getting the joke?
Naw, this ain't the street gangs Crips or Bloods. This is the street gang known as "Sacramento Sheriffs Deputies". Ain't no peace officers in sight. Only wild men escalating violence...
#EndQualifiedImmunity
@JohnWDean
Let’s have Obama ignore the 22nd amendment, run for president and let the voters decide. Not allowing Obama to run for a 3rd term is anti-democratic! /Sarcasm, sort of…
Jesus flipping tables in the Mormon Tabernacle after Feds fine Mormon church for illicitly hiding $32 billion investment fund behind shell companies
The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints engaged in the scheme for more than 20 years.
@SenTomCotton
As soon as you and all GOP politicians say aloud that Biden won fair and square in a free and fair election, the fence can come down. Until then, the fence stays up...
@enslaved1s
@TeaPainUSA
Californians will be ok👌👌👌
We do have a real education problem in the red states though. Red states are a boat anchor holding highly successful blue states back👍👍👍
@azardey3
I *LOVE* street vendor food. We need more street vendors. The best hot dogs I ever had: street vendors coming out of the SF Giants stadium on the way to the parking lot after the game. Also, I’d be happy if we had a taco vendor on every corner! 🌮🌮🌮❤️❤️❤️
@ZaleskiLuke
It’s like getting out of a horribly abusive relationship that lasted for 4 years and after 4 years apart considering re-hooking up 😱😱😱🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
@bennyjohnson
Serious adults want to know what the status is on the
@GOP
budget? Aren’t the Republicans interested in bringing down inflation? Interviewing goofy ex-Twitter execs does nothing to combat inflation and boost the economy
@mtaibbi
Read your article. I have no fucking idea what’s true. Pelosi has issues, but I tend to believe the metrics I’m posting here. IMHO, McConnell appears to be the prince of darkness, Satan incarnate. He’s the root cause of everything that’s politically broken in America...
@jonathanvswan
@dbongino
So Trump's "Schedule F" is basically terminate exceptional people like Marie Yovanovitch and replace them with HS dropouts like Lauren Boebert. People who put loyalty to Trump above the Constitution. Did I get that about right?
@JDVance1
I will only do business with companies that require vaccinations. Click my profile. It’s the golden rule - the guy with the gold makes the rules…
@HomeDepot
@HomeDepot
founder Bernie Marcus sucks! Young voters must learn who and which companies are aligned against them. I’m blocking
@HomeDepot
. Btw, there’s a
@Lowes
right across the street from my Home Depot
Did you know that Home Depot founder Bernie Marcus’s nonprofit ‘Job Creators Network’ is the Texas group behind stopping Biden’s Student Debt Cancellation Bill?
@justinamash
How many 9/11’s did we prevent? How many more 9/11’s are we now wide open to? What was the cost to America when we got hit on 9/11? Am I too much of an American patriot? 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
@elonmusk
@theskindoctor13
Advertisers know that fewer progressives on Twitter means less disposable income and less chance for financial traction and conversion rates. This is soon to be the new Twitter demographic and they ain’t flush with cash 💰💰💰