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Why is Shekau trending???? Army don kill that guy like 17times in 3 years...Dolph Lundgren sef nor stubborn reach like this
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What's the difference between fucking, having sex and making love????
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The advantage of having small breasts is that they will never fall out...
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9 months to come into the world...
1 second to leave the world...
Shey e balance???
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This Shina Rambo's story is the perfect example of I will have mercy on whom I will have mercy, and I will have compassion on whom I will have compassion as said to Moses by God. Some people didn't do half of what he did and they were sentenced to death.
Pray for grace 🙏🏾
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I don't know who needs to hear this but just because you bleached doesn't make you enlightened...
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Saying "I love you" is enough lie. Don't add "I cannot live without you", that's extreme lie...fear God
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The only advantage of marrying a short woman is that even without a password you can keep your phone on top of the refrigerator
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Behind a guy who is not progressing in life hides a lady that is fair in complexion...
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Your name is Bright but na you dull pass for class...smh 💔
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When your father is poor, at every family meeting they ask you "na who born this one"?
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Please say a prayer for me 🤲🏾
Happy birthday very good bad guy 🎉🎂
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This murda track 🔥🔥
Peruzzi ti ya weyrey, what's this sweet sound??
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The only advantage of living in Nigeria is that you can urinate anywhere...trash of a country 💔
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Behind each beautiful wig are old 6 braids...God knows I'm not even lying
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@destinyese1
@beaizbea
The way she called Destiny tho, if she knack your head make it no go back to factory settings
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Dear Ladies, what is the point of wearing pants to your boyfriend's place when you know he's going to take it off as soon as you get to his house??
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Hard guy hard guy but you can't watch porn with your dad and mom 💔 gbenusoun werey
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Ni aye atijo, pata lo n bo idi shugbon ni aye ode oni, idi lo n bo pata 💔😭
Sorry, if you don't understand Yoruba
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Dear Ladies,
Una see period - wahala
Una no see period - wahala
What's your problem gangan?
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Dear ladies, Christmas is almost here...I'm selling original positive pregnancy test results in case your boyfriend is stingy
Help me RT my customer may be on your TL 😢
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Stubborn ladies usually have small breasts and big forehead or they are just short...
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A shoulder to cry on is also a dick to ride on...ma f'ekun pami 🙏🏾
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Your dignity can be mocked, abused, compromised, toyed with, lowered and even badmouthed, but it can never be taken from you.
Funny it's Motara that's doing all those things to herself... using gutter attitude to take her dignity away!
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Half doughnut wey dey your hand get levels pass full chicken wey dem promise you
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Won ni will you take shawarma??? She said "No, I don't drink alcohol" 🤦🏾♂️ ode!
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I want to be an angel that watches over all the girls that sleeps naked next to their guys every night 🤲🏾
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This life is not hard, if you nor fit afford woman breasts...drink hollandia yoghurt
Problems no dey finish
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Through sickness we recognise the value of health
Through evil the value of good...
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Aunty, why do you always drag your skirt/gown down quickly when the wind blows it up, are you trying to stop God's work?????
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With the billions of girls on earth, there is still someone somewhere who wants to sleep with your girl 🥺
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Meet Okiki, Gbenga and Olamide the first set of benefit boys in 1805🌚
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There are girls who change their besties every month...why🙄?
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Be like today is my birthday 🎂
Say a prayer for me ❤️
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Unemployment has turned everyone into a comedian on social media 🤷🏾♂️
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Today, may God bless you beyond your imagination 🙏🏽
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If Uti and his cohort drags Laycon it is accepted but it is not acceptable when Samklef drags Erica????? I feel say na craze and witchcraft dey worry una
#BBNaija
#bbnajia2020
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How do I get to Bayelsa from Lagos??? Directions please 🙏🏾
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But wait o why is “abbreviation” such a long word?
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A man for the dowry, another one for the servicing...
Life is cruel
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1980: No sex before marriage
1990: No condom, no sex
2000: I'll tell my mummy
2010: Don't cum inside o
2020: Don't film our intercourse
The evolution of the world
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When it's done right, automatically you feel light and boom you sleep
I really like doing laundry
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When you have money, instead of giving it to your girlfriend...give it to your mum.
I assure you that "my son, God bless you" is better than "baby kill me tonight"🚶
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You can't heal if you keep pretending you're not hurt!
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Everybody becomes a professional barber when it comes to shaving their private parts 😂
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Isn't it funny how it's easy to thrust people and not trust them?
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Apart from pizza 🍕, shawarma 🌯, ice cream🍦 what other female malaria drugs do you know?
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Sometimes I wonder if people nor dey see my tweets 😂
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“Before you plant make sure the texture of the soil is in your favor”
♠️.
Imagine going broke trying to impress someone who is broke & mentally empty.
Yeah… some of you guys do this for these ladies.
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Imagine wasting your time trying to
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Nothing feels good in this country, even the air feels tokunbo💔
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Why do girls don't wear orange, purple, yellow, lime green bras...must it be black all the time???
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Your girlfriend is with you cause she didn't have the guy she wanted 🚶
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Davido - hated for being a rich kid
DJ Cuppy - hated for being a rich kid
Laycon - hated for being a poor kid
Kini problem yin gangan???
#BBNaijaLockdown
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First date question: Is your womb brand new or tokunbo??
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When God decides to wipe your tears even the devil can give you a handkerchief, we will all win eventually 🙏
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I wonder how girls fall in love with guys without beards, I mean how can you be dating a mango🤷🏾♂️???
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If you watched apaadi, etanu, ojo ketala and the rest before Jenifa's diary, you won't open your mouth to call Funke Akindele mid tho.
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Sometimes you need to be cruel in order to be kind
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Kunle Afolayan is about to change the game with this Citation movie, Temi Otedola deserves an Oscar 🌟
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Ladies, when a man is staring at your chest, he's not looking at your breasts he may just want to know if you're breathing fine 🌚
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First date question: is your womb brand new or tokunbo?
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@Missyummy__
Follow for follow
I follow all
Don't like if you won't follow
If you follow notify me, if ion follow back asap
God bless
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@dewaleirorun
@_spiriituaL
If my good motivates you to do good, it is a win for humanity.
If your good motivates me to do good, it is a win for humanity.
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Caro is now pregnant because when the first pregnancy test came out negative they celebrated with sex 😂
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Poverty is the main cause of violence in the society!
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I said I'm hungry they said I should chop knuckle...😢
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I don't want to be with someone who thinks spending is only for men.
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May God give us the grace to be rich enough to make our parents proud before they leave 🙏🏽
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Never call a woman a bitch cos you don't know your mother's past and you don't know your daughter's future.
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Don't give up because she has a boyfriend. Have faith, people die too 🤷🏾♂️
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For what it was...
For what it is...
For what it is to come...
Happy birthday to me 🎈
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I can't even have Arsenal supporters as friends...how person go move forward in life?
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Imagine dating a girl that doesn't like eba, tragic 💔
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What was your dream before life showed you its true colour???
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You've really came a long way from ELEKO big man TMOL
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Eyin to laye e duro timi 🙏🏾, one kobo no dey my hand 💔😭
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Often in life, it's the little things that hurts the most. If you don't believe me, try sitting on a needle
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You don't need to be loved by everyone, just relax!
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If the penis wasn't meant to be sucked and licked, it won't have its head shaped like a lollipop candy... I'm just saying sha🌚
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