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@theReal_JCarter
Baby D
5 years
TMZ is tacky. But you know what’s really tacky? First responders and authorities showing up to an incident where a famous person is involved and releasing unauthorized info to media.
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Baby D
2 months
You know who I admire the most? Savannah James. For never even having a piece of a job. That bitch ain’t try to sell us no cookbook, no bundles, no clothes, no nuffin. Mama been put up since 18
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Baby D
2 years
Unrelated to Takeoff’s death but just a thought… Houston is really changing. I can’t put the words to it but you can feel it. And it’s a lot of transplants messing up the way we rock out here.
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Baby D
4 years
Happy Resurrection Day!
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@theReal_JCarter
Baby D
5 years
@imnot_in Did you read the second half of my tweet?
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@theReal_JCarter
Baby D
1 year
Please don’t piss me off.
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What is your pettiest fashion gripe? I don't mean something super serious and important. Give me PETTY.
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Baby D
3 years
@Jani__Gee @LRNROSE 😭😭😭 I saw one last week saying their therapist cried. Like please, y’all starting to take the fun out of lying
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Baby D
2 months
@black_and_petty People keep saying this, but I have no clue what that lady has going on. Shoutout to Ayesha tho 🤎
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@theReal_JCarter
Baby D
2 years
I’m no Anna Wintour but if you dressing up, have on heels, etc. take the Apple Watch off. Please.
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@theReal_JCarter
Baby D
8 years
If a chick owe you sex after you buy her a drink, then who you owe sex to after you put your mouth on the Henn bottle in ya homeboy section?
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@theReal_JCarter
Baby D
7 years
@DopeChubbyChick The one who went to an HBCU that has a passport.
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@theReal_JCarter
Baby D
8 years
Twitter got better news coverage than CNN
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@theReal_JCarter
Baby D
5 years
@EarthaKlitt One time a man told me we should go to happy hour (at the time I was on a fake diet) so I was like well right now I’m not drinking. He said naw not alcoholic drinks, I meant Sonic happy hour.
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@theReal_JCarter
Baby D
5 years
Nipsey Mama be in a completely different dimension
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@theReal_JCarter
Baby D
3 years
@OGElmoCooks I went to my church’s school and we prayed for him the morning of the verdict then watched it later that afternoon 😭
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@theReal_JCarter
Baby D
6 years
We found out the people who shot those cops were white and it ain’t been shit breaking about that news since.
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@theReal_JCarter
Baby D
3 years
All DaBaby had to say was, “you got a 50 dollar bill, put your hands up.” But nooooo….
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@theReal_JCarter
Baby D
5 years
Then Snoop up there looking fake concerned and remorseful with that hot ass turtleneck on like
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@theReal_JCarter
Baby D
4 years
Why are y’all so mad y’all didn’t get that Harris County Covid money? It was for low income residents... I thought y’all was big bank 🤭
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Baby D
4 years
@DrunkUncTony Businesses were literally closing, going bankrupt, begging for bailouts and doing mass layoffs less than 2 weeks into the pandemic and I’m like..... I thought y’all said 6-9 months of living expenses 🧐
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@theReal_JCarter
Baby D
5 years
@yungkreflo TMZ broke the story and that’s how his family found out.
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@theReal_JCarter
Baby D
3 years
@LexP__ 7:12 AM “Good morning sweetheart. I want to take you to dinner tonight. How does that sound?” It sounds like I just opened my eyes. Can I at least brush my teeth before you map my damn day out.
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@theReal_JCarter
Baby D
9 months
If you can tape your phone to the ceiling then you can get your ass up there and change the battery in that smoke detector too.
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@theReal_JCarter
Baby D
5 years
My mom isn’t even 60 years old and her elementary school was segregated. In the grand scheme of history, slavery basically happened....... yesterday.
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@theReal_JCarter
Baby D
4 years
Me tomorrow morning emailing HR to see how I can lower my taxes on my check down to $750 a year.
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@theReal_JCarter
Baby D
5 years
That Maleah Davis story gets dirtier and dirtier. Allegedly Maleah’s father told CPS, he went to the house to see her the day she went missing, but the stepdad told him she was sleep and had the flu. So he left. Excuse me?
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@theReal_JCarter
Baby D
2 years
25mm lashes on a bare face. Go to jail. Do not pass go and do not collect $200.
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Guys what’s your problematic make up views? I have already been dragged for mine 😂
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@theReal_JCarter
Baby D
9 years
Don't nobody love a bitch with her own place more than a nigga who stay with his girlfriend.
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@theReal_JCarter
Baby D
4 years
One thing about me is.... I’m not following your kid on IG.
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@theReal_JCarter
Baby D
8 years
Headass #1 : I'll never date a woman who wears weave Headass #2 : Me neither bro
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@theReal_JCarter
Baby D
6 years
BET gone ride tf outta this Bobby Brown and New Edition wave...... And I’ma watch every last one of them.
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@theReal_JCarter
Baby D
7 years
Wtf is going on?
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@theReal_JCarter
Baby D
6 years
This didn’t happen because black ppl didn’t vote. We voted. It’s white women who continuously vote in the best interest of their white husbands & sons, not themselves. & whether they know it or not, it’s what keeps the patriarchal & white supremacist tones alive in this country.
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@theReal_JCarter
Baby D
4 years
You know 2020 gotta be on its last leg for us to be watching two 50 year olds fight for absolutely no reason.
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@theReal_JCarter
Baby D
5 years
I had someone refer to me being at The Locker Room last night as being “in the ghetto” and let me tell y’all something *moves bang* y’all gone get enough of being anti-black on y’all quest to intermingle with whites.
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@theReal_JCarter
Baby D
3 years
Jiffy did not have to fuck the game up like this
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@theReal_JCarter
Baby D
5 years
@versisland Ok but there’s also a such thing as respect and dignity.
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@theReal_JCarter
Baby D
4 years
@smilington Lmaoooo that Hennessy done reacted with her fluid pills. Smh
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@theReal_JCarter
Baby D
6 years
Aries Spears made this gross ass skit about the mind of a pedophile and Tiffany Haddish was in it. Everybody from the camera man down to that kid’s parents need their ass beat.
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@theReal_JCarter
Baby D
9 years
I couldn't compete against my sibling.. Cause if I lose, we fighting on national TV
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@theReal_JCarter
Baby D
5 years
There’s nothing “ghetto” about being black, at a black owned bar, in a predominantly black neighborhood across the street from an HBlackCU.
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@theReal_JCarter
Baby D
9 years
Emerald City > Bella Noche
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@theReal_JCarter
Baby D
5 years
Sexually active engineering major on a national scholarship *yawns* so what’s your point?
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@theReal_JCarter
Baby D
7 years
I'ma get the X, change my number and become a real bad bitch. I don't want no old niggas texting my $1000 phone.
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@theReal_JCarter
Baby D
3 years
Say what you want about Pappadeaux, but it’ll get the job done. No thrills, no frills…. you ain’t gotta pay to park, you don’t have to worry about bad service, good drinks and you’ll have enough for leftovers.
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@theReal_JCarter
Baby D
5 years
You niggas is walking all up and down Washington and can’t get in cause of your Jordans, getting pet dander on you at Axelrad and being taxed at Belle Station. Mkay. So if anything, I’d suggest you come to “the ghetto” and get in where you fit in.
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@theReal_JCarter
Baby D
5 years
Professional prices need to come with professional correspondence, professional business management and a professional salon.
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@theReal_JCarter
Baby D
4 years
So will the hurricanes tag corona out? Or will they be in the ring together?
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KPRC 2 Houston
4 years
Tropical disturbance could get hurricane season off to an early start: #kprc2 #hounews #houwx #hurricaneseason @KPRC2Britta
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@theReal_JCarter
Baby D
4 years
Made it happen. ✨🏠
@theReal_JCarter
Baby D
7 years
I need me a lil cute 3 story townhome.. I’m over apartment living.
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@theReal_JCarter
Baby D
4 years
Shameless plug... Trader Joe’s has the best roses that last about 2 weeks for $7.99
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Baby D
3 years
You knew she was unprofessional when she required you to come already braided
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@theReal_JCarter
Baby D
2 months
@NaudiaTabre @1CoCoFlava Don’t they?! Bitch, to me, in this connotation is not derogatory bc I was complimenting her. No more than me calling my friend “my nigga” but conversations on the internet lack nuance so chile I’d be here all day arguing with folks.
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Baby D
3 years
Y’all was not there.
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Baby D
5 years
@HoeriettTubman Girl, get you some business!
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Baby D
9 years
I'm still laughing at this
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@theReal_JCarter
Baby D
7 years
@Thinkjakeryan If you read the article, it explains this. They just used the title as click bait
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@theReal_JCarter
Baby D
6 years
Why would you want Future’s baby? Like...... get in, spend his money, live like a rockstar, taste a lil dick and get out. Why you want a baby as a souvenir?
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@theReal_JCarter
Baby D
8 years
Me and me.
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@theReal_JCarter
Baby D
1 year
I love Houston down but not being born here and deciding to move here is kinda crazy.
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@theReal_JCarter
Baby D
3 years
When he didn’t forgive my student loans like he said he was.
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When did you realize he was broke?
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Baby D
4 years
The shutdown ain’t gone matter if y’all still having kickbacks eating nachos with 15 people in y’all unfurnished apartments.
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Baby D
2 years
Early voting starts today. Y’all know what to do.
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Baby D
4 years
The OFFICIAL Easter Sunday play clothes shoe.
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Baby D
4 years
The South vs Everybody
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Baby D
2 months
@abehyde
The Councilman
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Drake could do a concert with Canada artists NAV, Kardinal Offishall,Party plus local acts. Grab all of Memphis (gotti, glo, yo,boogie, key, finesse, three 6,8ball etc) and dance hall artists (Sean Paul, popcaan, Beenie man etc) Now it’s game on
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Baby D
2 years
@killahBEENbee Justin is white. That’s the end of the argument right there.
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Baby D
10 months
Keith Lee showed up in ATL like Principal Joe Clark
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@theReal_JCarter
Baby D
5 years
My 2 pieces of advice for 2020: - “Mines” is not a word. No matter the quantity, it will always be considered “mine” - Louis Vuitton’s monogram fabric is strategically cut and sewn to never disturb the LV. If the LV on your piece is cut off or under a seam, its not authentic.
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@theReal_JCarter
Baby D
4 years
Girl anyway, cause they still haven’t released the body cam footage of the black man they killed last month on Scott. The one they claim had a 9mm, but didn’t. Oh okay.
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Art Acevedo, Houston Chief of Police “DONT FOLLOW THAT BULLSHIT”
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1 year
Y’all don’t be embarrassed enough for me.
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I’m helping my Bd do a job application & this nigga just asked me is he a veteran….. wow
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Baby D
5 years
I met all of the black women at our corporate office today and when I tell you..... having SISTAS in the workplace is so refreshing and very much needed!
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Baby D
6 years
They coulda saved paper and ink and just said “no blacks”
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Baby D
3 years
@melaninxro @_iSpeakDaTruth Lol nigg/ERS will say all of this and be the only black to have graduated in their class… and probably the 12th in the program’s entire history. Why? Because of oppression and disenfranchisement of blacks AS A WHOLE. Like good for you but let’s not be oblivious to the fact.
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@theReal_JCarter
Baby D
2 years
@javeauriel Fight. Period. I can’t even begin to use my brain in a situation like that.
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Baby D
7 years
I never have money issues with anyone I go out with. Male or female. The shit gone get paid for by whoever, with no confusion and we gone have a good time.
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Baby D
6 years
Whitney was a crackhead. And the greatest singer ever. And a crackhead.
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Baby D
4 years
For anyone who needs a GI doctor — I’ve been under the care of these 2 amazing BLACK gastroenterologists for 10 years. Very thorough and focused on US. Dr. Angela McGee (Morehouse Med School Alum!) — Kelsey Seybold Dr. Ronald Colman — Diagnostic Clinic of Houston
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@theReal_JCarter
Baby D
9 years
People think you weird if you go places by yourself.. Naw what's really weird is that you can't do shit on your own.
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Baby D
9 years
Houston just needs a hug right now. Playoff elimination, no Blue Bell, all this flooding & now Burger Park. This is really a lot.
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Baby D
4 years
SKRRT SKRRRRT!!
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Baby D
4 years
Ain’t it crazy... people are getting an extra $600 for unemployment and it’s been a saving grace. They had to lose their job to finally make ends meet. Six hundred dollars.
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Baby D
5 years
What time does Jesus rise? Cause I don’t want Him to wake up and see me at Dreams tryna get a wing plate.
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@theReal_JCarter
Baby D
3 years
I just hope my good sisters stop finding refuge in relationship advice from the Steve Harvey, Michael Todd, John Gray’s of the world.
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Baby D
8 years
Me at tailgate when I hear a Dallas song #PVHC2K16
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Baby D
1 year
We can just go ahead and shelf Euphoria. No need for season 3. Thank y’all for 2 great seasons 🫶🏾
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Baby D
5 years
This message is for @LindaFairstein , you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch. #WhenTheySeeUs
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Baby D
4 years
the Target app lets you know if a product is black owned 🤎
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Baby D
4 years
Why do people get in the way during proposals? Omg that’s annoying #RHOP
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Baby D
9 years
Y'all are really getting annoying now
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Baby D
2 years
Niggas be in the dog house and wanna ask stupid ass questions. “When you say your granny birthday is again?” Boy, scram.
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Baby D
6 years
They need a Jodeci biopic.
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@theReal_JCarter
Baby D
7 years
CNN can't even cover the school shooting in San Bernardino cause they too busy talking about Trump.
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Baby D
3 years
If I had a BILLION dollars I’d be paying more than just my children’s bills.
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Baby D
5 years
Why I was coming out the store and these Girl Scouts ambushed me, put a gun to my head and said if I didn’t buy a box of Lemonades they was gone kill me. Smh... so I had to buy a box. Shit crazy... y’all be careful out there.
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@theReal_JCarter
Baby D
3 years
I don’t care if you bring your 2 year old son.... don’t have no nigga come sit at this table and he not pay.
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Baby D
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Baby D
3 years
@KaylarWill Yes. Because no one is going to have my brows and wig on point.
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Baby D
2 years
You think a nigga being LoWkEY & nOn cHaLaNt is cute til your birthday, Christmas, Valentine’s Day, etc roll around and he don’t hit you til 4p talking bout some “wyd lol”
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