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i am PMASH: rarely abashed & recurrently brash. All about people, progress, finding funny, and bemoaning stupid.

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Joined September 2009
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@thePMASH
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Hey @elonmusk - mark off an acre and kiss my ass!
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@gregfromnj4 @RepSwalwell Those aren’t tears my guy.
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@thePMASH
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✌️y’all. Good season.
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@thePMASH
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Jones doubtful. I’m done.
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OMG.
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Shams Charania
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Dallas Mavericks star Anthony Davis is expected to miss multiple weeks with a left adductor strain, sources tell ESPN. His absence could stretch to a month.
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@thePMASH
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Fix the effing line VEACH.
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@TMTraughber Patrick went Superman in that game. Nah Patrick is imploding tonight.
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@thePMASH
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Take a knee boys.
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@thePMASH
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@getnickwright is not okay . 😢
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@thePMASH
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@jbbrisco He is a part of the chorus in this comedy
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DL has ears pinned back
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@thePMASH
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Kendrick wearing a lower case “a” chain. Music theory geeks will know that is the symbol for A MINOR!!!!’
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@thePMASH
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@bomani_jones For some reason, read is being loyal to the Thuney- Calliendo pairing. He should’ve made the change that drive. I’m at a loss.
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Wow.
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@bomani_jones Except we have a pro bowl T on the bench and Thuney can move back to guard.
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Leaving Calliendo in is a fireable offense if they get Mahomes hurt.
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@ConcernsChief I would.
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Have to turn the tide right now.
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This looks like the Tampa SB.
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Hey @chiefs social media guy!!! Remind Andy that we can run the ball.
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