Personal news: My first feature film screenplay has just been acquired by Irish production company @RoisinDearg. It's an action/comedy called Protection. Obviously it's early days, but I'm very excited and I hope you all get to see it on the big screen within a couple of years!

@JithuKGopi1 That is possible

@Darren_Mooney Don't forget Bad Lieutenant! A film with suffering, penance, forgiveness, and (of course) a Jesus cameo.

@Fergggg @Fni_film Thanks Ferg!

@AMORSA2k @Fni_film Thanks man! Happy new year to you too.

@WesleyDolan @Fni_film Thanks Wes!

@pkellypr @Fni_film Thanks!

@Oh_Deer_Diner What a week. I'd give Untouchables a fiver as well.

RT @KNEECAPCEOL: Today we took some of the King’s treasure and we gave it to kids in Belfast, on both sides of the community! https://t.co/…

Irish people who didn't vote yesterday: Why didn't you vote?

RT @Pinboard: This is like eating the sole survivor of a plane crash

@DonaldClarke63 As I said elsewhere, it's not like Ireland has a shortage of good whiskeys and stouts to choose from.

@russellbutt Nice!

@Darren_Mooney Yeah, he's crushing it these days. I think it's because he seems more interested in good material than his "brand".

@CethanLeahy @SylviaLeatham It really compromised the sanctity of the Battleship premiere.

Dude, do you think black people weren't around in the 1940s? Both of those characters were inspired by real people.

RT @Fergggg:

@CethanLeahy I interviewed him years ago! He was a dote.

RT @thomasbrunkard: Hi Clare, I'm a voter in Dublin Central. In 2015 we had a crisis when dubious online actors sought to undermine uptake…