Ranch Devereaux
@theJacko
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Sophia Petrillo’s wicker pursenality. If everyone I ever met and Britney Spears were drowning, and I could only save 2 people, I’d save Britney Spears twice.
San Francisco, CA
Joined March 2009
27 seasons and I couldn’t even name a single contestant or winner if my life depended on it.
JUST IN:. Season 27 of The Voice will have Adam Levine, John Legend, Michael Bublé and Kelsea Ballerini as coaches.
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The evil has been defeated 🥳🌹.
#TheWomanInMe has allegedly sold more than 15 million copies, which would set the Guinness World Record for fastest selling book in 24 hours (previously set by Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows with only 11 million.)
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Pronouncing Chappell Roan like Dave Chappelle until she learns how to say Kamala’s name correctly.
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It’ll always be this for me, not only for Elle realizing she got her (especially with her little snappy shoulder shimmy confidence walk), but how Chutney realizes she’s caught, and then everyone else - especially the judge’s - OMG
What's the best moment where a character REALIZES something?
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Pretty glad I turned out gay and not a mass shooter tbh.
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I don’t mean to sound a million years old, but a lot of artists just don’t have the it factor anymore. But they think they do. And it never really…clicks. But Britney, man, she was so effortlessly sexy and comfortable in her skin…you can’t watch this and not be in awe of her.
23 years ago, britney spears released ‘i’m a slave 4 u’
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A lot of you on here think you’re the outcast when actually you’re the bully.
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I’m queer as in gay but also queer as in I spent my entire life believing this was actually Geena Davis
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Babe wake up it’s 530 am we gotta get to our 6 am showing of dune pt 2 and eat our breakfast popcorn out of the worm fleshlight bucket
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My nuanced political opinion regarding Jill Stein is that she appeals to a lot of people who are extremely stupid.
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I promise you can walk into any Trader Joe’s here in SF and see at least 10 gays hotter than any of these people within the first 2 minutes
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You’re 55 years old, stop identifying with a fictional children’s school
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having no idea what two famous straight men are fighting about
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Back in Feb I asked a gym crush if he wanted to make out at a party and he said no. So you know what I’ve done every day since when I see him at the gym? I wave and say hello, just like I did before because his lack of interest in me sexually has no bearing on my or his worth.
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It’s not slutty, it’s artsyfartsy bc it’s in black and white
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Ready for the M3GAN spin-off about a gay sex doll that goes berserk, called F4GGOT.
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Ann Selzer looking at all the quote tweets of gays saying if Harris wins Iowa they’ll post pole
Iowa Poll: Kamala Harris leapfrogs Donald Trump to take lead near Election Day. Here's how via @DMRegister.
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I will never have an EGOT, but I will always be a FAGGOT.
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In inclement weather, always make sure to check your headlights and have them on for those passing by to see
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You’ve heard of elf on the shelf…well let me introduce you to
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If little gay ten year old boys in the mid 90’s gave out Emmy’s, Lori Beth would have had a bazillion of them
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Happy thirst day of July - I heard it’s going to be a scorcher ☄️🔥
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Some of you gays listen to A LOT of music. Like 100,000+ minutes?? Baby are you okay can you not stand to have a second alone with your own thoughts or what???.
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Jesus fucking christ just move to a suburb if the most important thing to you is access to chain retail stores.
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Raise your hand if you’re looking forward to making out on a dance floor this summer 🙋🏼♂️
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Normal twitter: omg if Harris wins I will prob cry tears of joy until 2026 . Gay twitter: omg if Harris wins I will post pole, take 700 loads from men named Doug, and go back in time to collab w/Abraham Lincoln for my OF.
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Oh, you’re an adult that has multiple hobbies? That’s neat. I have staring at my phone all day and showing my body to homosexual strangers on the internet for the tiniest speck of validation. But your ceramics class and kickball team sounds cool, too.
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I know what you’re thinking. And, yes, you’re right - I am. I am definitely drinking pumpkin spice coffee out of my favorite Simpsons mug 💁🏼♂️
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Over 2 years away because the studio needs at least a full year of him stacking every steroid under the sun before he gives dozens of interviews about how all he eats is chicken breast and broccoli while working out with a personal trainer 7 days a week for 17 hours.
Nicholas Galitzine has been cast as He-Man in the live-action ‘MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE’ movie. In theaters on June 5, 2026.
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Katy Perry is currently showing everyone how sometimes pop stars gain fame and recognition solely because of their hits. Other times it’s mostly due to their personality. Rarely is it because of both. And right now, for her, it’s neither.
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I’m sorry but it would be SO FUCKING FUNNY if he dies before the election.
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“I don’t do drama” - the most dramatic, insane gay man you will ever meet.
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Oh no not one of my gay coworkers sharing his screen during a meeting and having gay porn bookmarked on his browser I’m going to die from second hand embarrassment I should tell him right omg
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Manifesting that my interweb crushes visit SF this summer and we’ll makeout on a dancefloor 🤞🏻😘
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Gay men either have 2 friends or 7,954 friends. There never seems to be an in-between.
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My electric vehicle actually performs my abortion for me so…
Kellyanne: I think Democrats wake up every morning and they look at the calendar on the iPhone and it says January 6th. The date never changes. And then they get into an electric vehicle and go get an abortion.
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If you voted for Trump and end up getting personally hurt due to one of his laws/policies/decisions, and you come on the socials looking for help, I will have no sympathy for you and, in fact, will go out of my way to tell you to your face that I hope it gets even worse for you.
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Pits out for Kamala? Amateur. Boring. Show me Paris for Harris where you and two other guys recreate the Eiffel Tower.
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3 year anniversary of this early pandemic video with my pawsonal trainer
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In honor of President Joe Biden dropping out, I am DROPPING my pants. And the link to my OF.
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If your instagram is private I swear to god you better be in the witness relocation program because I promise nothing you post is that interesting or scandalous to prospective strangers.
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No the fuck we are not.
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Keep walking…?. Like idk what other answer there is because he looks like every third guy you see at a circuit party. And I say that as someone who is fully aware of how generic and cookie cutter-esque he himself looks.
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It’s the *WE*kend, not the *I*kend so hang out with your tits out and spend some quality time with your favorite nipple sisters (mine are Titney Jean and Areola Grande)
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Thot Thursday is brought to you by the letter T, as in tits, tats, and tanks 💁🏼♂️
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a REAL gay relationship consists of your husband, his boyfriend, your boyfriend, your MSNBC pundit crush, the cute barista at Philz, a guy at the gym you stare at but never have the courage to talk to, and the driver who almost hit you on the crosswalk while turning left.
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You can list as many of the contestants as you want I guarantee I have no idea who any of them are
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Tell me your favorite Britney song and I’ll tell you if you have taste or not
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