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Mentioned this just ONCE and my baby got me the Oculus for my birthday 🤌❤️
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@selenagomez
@OnlyMurdersHulu
@heisrema
You people are very weird. I spent almost 4 months looking for a way to pay. You block Nigerian cards. You block Nigerian IP addresses. I can only access with VPN but you’re here famzing a Nigerian song. Weirdos
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Sarz looks like a Seniour developer tired of revewing your code
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@KramozaM
when the teacher used 1 + 1 in his example
but gives you an assignment to miraculously solve 10^((1135*23223)/323)
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@Morris_Monye
This is weird and the same energy with
"You shouldn't disagree with your professor"
Imagine telling a final year MIT student that they can't argue fiscal policy with you, this bias is killing me💀
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@tosinolaseinde
I need people to watch movies like the Big Short and Margin Call to see that a baller IB call can turn into a mechanic in one weekend 🥲
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@MadamSweetTooth
@chukaobi
Soooooo.... you're still listening to the world to do you. Honestly maybe it's time women learned something from men. Men don't care. Put yourself first.
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@korty_EO
Life is actually an empty canvas. Na you be the painter. Or at least that’s what I told my depressed self some years ago. 💀
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@ariacamillle
@steviescatalog
@hyrchann
@Ritawhoras
I think he does agree. He just didn't expect her to come for that question like that.
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@Dreyia4
@rarestofall_
If you're very athletic you'd understand how this is very possible.
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@estherthinx
@BoxOfficeBuz
@thesmithmyster
@KimKardashian
Not "holding your breath" is the rubbish you'd say after attacking her. And after showed you the team and things she's put in place. You are just a very disgusting person.
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@yusufahmedng
@bigbrutha_
No. That’s an emotionally intelligent person. You can be smart and not emotionally intelligent (empathy /self awareness)
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All Yoruba women have this evil smirk.
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@gypsy_hearted1
@UberFacts
If the stars say they don't use the app anymore. Shareholders of the company will use that as an one of the metrics to back up their speculation that things are not so fine. Then they sell their shares. Value of company drops. It's not that hard.
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@DulcetChic31
@Ms_Knzi
@DrsRegina
"One take away" out of "a lot". I bet if this was a guy saying, "One take away is to learn to respect women and their personal view of issues".You'd be happy with the tweet and even do a mini-dance. Hypocrites.
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@gypsy_hearted1
@UberFacts
The company is a tech company that makes money by selling ads. These stars bring people to the app and keep them coming for more. Then ads make money. Shareholders make their money off these ads revenue.
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@kingmariaaa
@chowtwo
It was intentional she knew she was getting to him. He doesn't even know how to take it, it's written all over his face.
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Nigerian tech talents whose journey, I am closely following, I don put them for Notion Gantt Chart
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this part should should have ended in
- i am a man
update 4: Parents tried to call my grandfather up and tell him that Guddu (our cat) is pregnant.
Grandfather is 90+, hard of hearing and doesn't really know how to take phonecalls.
He has not understood what they are trying to tell him.
He thinks that I am pregnant.
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@BennKeezy
@yeahparanoia
@RosalyndMC
@ellle_em
"He can't stand to be near the sort of people" whyyyyy are you rephrasing him? This makes no sense. How did this even become about racism
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@_willie31
How this ended well is really interesting
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spending so much time these days convincing very young people that they do NOT need to write code to be in tech, like sis "Do you really really want to write software?"
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WAITTTT
@LadyDonli
listen to the end
The street will never forget when Patience Ozokwor dropped this fire 😂😂
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This sound is too delish
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@1PowerPIay
@_kerimah_
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Don't worry bruv. Girls know what meat they want from the meet. We know what finger we putting that ring on too.
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Learning how to self-learn is the best bet I made on myself. And it is paying handsomely.
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@tosinolaseinde
while in a $5 million debt to his key account 🤭 dinner table will be cold that night oo. meanwhile, software engineers' equity will bounce back because M&A will happen by the next quarter 🤩
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@hpovercomer
@luda_flo
@iaboyeji
Yeah because the thousands of salaries and employment Andela created was for the American youth. You’re right.
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@starkidoyedepo
@wizkidayo
Ayemi! Man dem put Wizkid's success before his and his parents wow
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@anjola_i
Because that's the only place your sulking can't reach us for a few hours until we are back to regular programming
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They don't get it. They weren't brought up to deep things. You must explain it to them. 😂😂🤣 Breh
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@sir88isaac
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I don't have to like her before I respect her and what she represents.
Not just a fan. How hard is this?
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@ar3songz
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@somiscellany
Men are saying they want the appreciation but not necessarily in public. The day doesn't matter. But by all means tell me I'm doing a good job taking care of my wife and children. That's reward enough.
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Exactly. All you have to do is cross reference songs with same BPM and general structure.
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If you can intern while you are in Uni. Doesn't have to be an established comp. Attach yourself to people that are doing the work. That's how you graduate with "3 years of experience"
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@NisforNora
A relationship is running a marathon. It is bound to happen sooner or later. For me I call it the "Dip" and if you are wise, you and your partner will prepare for it. Set aside things you will do to and a way to recognize it when it comes.
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you just know in the 80's the baddies feared her when she entered koko dom with her oleku-styled mini skirt and buba
Megan Thee Stallion has 24 hours to respond
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It's not as straightforward as typing 140 characters on Twitter. Him even selling any of his stock will breed doubt amongst investors. And that's just one out of a plethora of problems. Finding the cure for cancer and cleaning water isn't just about "money"
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Baba
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Everyone needs to tell
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@tweetcaptain_
@FunkeOnafuye
@eniiola_
You read what she said and still went on to be say this lame nonsense.
Have you hired before ? Have you done any work in a recruiting pipeline?
“Nobody in their right senses” if you don’t get out
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Cut! Scene two!
7 years after
He's with someone else
She's with someone else
His family looks good, his wife petite and happy.
Her family looks great, she ended up with someone she was ready to change for.
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@ar3songz
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@somiscellany
Nobody said you shouldn't. The discussion here is do we really care for the public display ? Like are you actively looking towards that day, "Onome must upload my picture o, I've been a good dad". Omo we appreciate the gesture but e no dey part of the things we look forward to.
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@PhilayeFilms
She explained everything when she was in the bed and then he apologized.
I wish when he woke up thinking everything was fine. She continued with “And One more thing....” 💀💀😂
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Man, this album is making want to stan beyoncé, I am struggling 💀
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@garyvee
simple way to make $1000 per week...shit today's Saturday. I bet a lot of people don't do anything with this idea
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anybody who speaks like this plans to be an abusive fool
Bro this same Emeka Ike single-handedly sponsored his kids to school and provided for all of them including the wife.
I’m not in support of the abuse from Emeka Ike, but all I’m saying that as a son who sees the struggle of your father to trained you to this level you are, you
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*Deletes 1 item off shopping cart 😭
I bought a ring light. Apparently you guys are actually fine, it’s not the ringlight.
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"The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas and still retain the ability to function." - F. Scott Fitzgerald
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@BennKeezy
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@tscottbarnes
Yes, because you don't know how technology works doesn't mean you shouldn't educate yourself. Every new expensive technology gets cheaper over time.
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Why is loyalty only seemingly measured in time.
Let’s test your loyalty 😁
What is the longest time you’ve stayed at a company?
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@Chibekee1
@AfroVII
Not "stronger male". The word you are looking for is assertive. Tobi is like that kid that is genuinely submissive and will be expecting his cookie for good behavior at the end. Aka kisses and hugs etc
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@OpeolaBukola
@LadiZee
@miketjnr
@Chant_ella
I like how you made sure to point out that it was *really* easy to look it up and post here so why not; Than call him lazy too.
@LadiZee
At times I feel like you don't need to be negative to strangers just because you can. @
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@lionthroat
@Nic_ray90
@angelAmyV
Loved this exchange...stop forcing your language orthodoxy on people.
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😂😂😂 “he will cheat on you now “
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@Ace_KYD
For the algorithm and data structure part if you think videos are slow. And not your style,
@vaidehijoshi
did a fantastic job in working on this
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Today, I woke up to a birthday 🎉 where I wasn’t disinterested or depressed 😅💀
Hopefully I can maintain this feeling for a while. Happy birthday to the craziest person I know.
THREAD :
In jss2 I really wanted to create a water generator. Lmao. I was crazy for that. I literally got people to try invest in it so they we could have a prototype.
I had a blueprint for creating 100 models for the first pilot. JSS2
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"Ion take gym pics. Ion flex nigga"
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@AyoBankole
@in_cogn1to
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@_Nwosu_
@oluwapower
Ok. That's it. That's the end of classes for today guys.
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