On that new blue butterfly 🦋 thing: (Though to be fair, I’ve had an account on it for a while now)

RT @maplesgroup: The Maples Group supported @warbabank with the launch of its US$200 million Islamic Income Fund and with setting up a Caym…

Question du jour: Why do political fundraising spam texts always include some posed photo? It’s like, man…now that I see your cows and tractor, let me click and get subscribed to five more lists? Bonus point: Calling back political spam text phone numbers simply results in a busy signal

@timgill924 Your employer @UTKnoxville took a day off

Uh, @RenttheRunway, I hope this guy isn't your #InvestorRelations strategy $RTR "7 females in my family are active subscribers"

Check and mate

RT @DocBrownLloyd: Much deserved my dear friend @realmikefox

I wonder the union set of people who played on a quidditch team in college and who had that Princess Bride "mawwiage" monologue as part of their wedding ceremony

#GoodMorningEveryone, #HappyFriday and Happy #10thDayofChristmas! How many emails from @Groupon did you wake up to this morning?

Now that it’s 2025: Please. Enough about Dubai Chocolate.

Because #NewYears Eve is also the feast day of St. #Sylvester #Sylvester2024 #NewYearsEve2024

Happy Political Fundraising Deadline to all who have an email inbox #newyearseve

@amor_fatti If you’re flaky, expect to be cut off.

If you need to round out your year-end charitable giving, maybe kick a few bucks to my fundraiser for @AmericanCancer Society 😇, for whom I'm #running the @ChiMarathon in 2025

@PadraigBelton Happy anniversary!

@MSW_researcher @RtrnSanity @CapelLofft True—this is a big Manhattan parish

@RtrnSanity @CapelLofft My church has a specifically kid-friendly Rite II service where small children get taken for age-appropriate breakout groups. The service a couple hours later is Rite I and more formal. Kids aren’t *unwelcome* at it per se but it’s not the vibe for a rambunctious toddler.

RT @UZAmbassador: Humankind has long marked the shortest day & longest night of the year as a turning point in the calendar. Whether you ca…