My plan for Cole Brothers in response to the @urban_splash consultation. With thanks to @SamMGreg and @nowthenmag

Bringing forward my exodus to pastures new and blue. If you’ve enjoyed my tweets, join me on 🦋 it’s the same handle. I’m also on instagram too. It’s unlikely that I shall return. The sun is up, the sky is blue It's beautiful, and so are you

@TeaCharra Señora Tea. You could have done a cute Spanish look too

@MallymkunMousey Racists are going to racist… give a hoot and read a book

@notquitezennor I had the pleasure of seeing this at a BFI event with @ReclaimTheFrame in Sheffield. A fabulous performance and great atmospheric use of sound

@sacha_coward I have a few drops of crocodile blood and a bag of baby teeth, that’s got to count for something in terms of witchcraft?

@sacha_coward All I see in this pic is adorableness.

@linuskarp Spectacular

@itsstillkieran Sounds heavenly

Comfortably the greatest meal of my life last night at Dongnae in Bristol. A tangential recommendation thanks to the corduroy quivering magnificence of @jayrayner1 and his review of Bokman.

@GingerJohnson_ Coffee tonic is my go to drink. Hot espresso over cold ice with tonic water.

@sacha_coward Book tour?

Any moots in Bristol?

Horny on main because in a month this will all be dust and ash…

@connolly_reece The birthday treats are coming thick… and fast 🫦

@sacha_coward This presses many of my buttons, and on my birthday no less… what a TREAT! 😍

@sacha_coward I would say commission an artist to make a print of their favourite hero

*Looks at self in mirror* “Yep, still no superpowers and very much visible…” 37 isn’t so bad though, adventures afoot!

Balloons 🎈

Both @PhilSpencerTV and @KirstieMAllsopp have deeply troublesome energy… perhaps it’s the mould ridden whiff of landlord. If you have a portfolio simply fuck off!

@jayrayner1 @monstroso I think it’s Edward?