Greg P
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Universally disappointing; Gardening, cooking and dog bore Reluctant runner and world renowned biscuit expert.
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Decided to embrace the receding hairline and thinning hair on top by just have it all buzzed off - not sure whether I like it yet or not 😳 ✂️ 💈
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New glasses arrived and I can finally see stuff in the distance again
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My husband went upstairs about 3 hours ago and I haven’t heard a peep from him since
He’s either having a nap or he’s left me. Either way; I’m opening the Prosecco
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Fucking gays
Ooooh I made biscuits, here’s a picture of me topless holding them
*insert eye roll gif*
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Just paid £38 to get this one groomed! I’ve never paid half that for a haircut for me in my life!!!
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Lived with these scars on my chest for over 20 years… time to go make another one 😬
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After a 20 hour delay; I am finally on the plain ✈️
🇳🇱 >>> 🇬🇧
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Today has mostly been trying to cool down in the pool and watching (respectfully) the hot German twink in speedos
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This is surely the gayest Christmas decoration of all time
Unicorn rainbow merman with abs drinking a cocktail
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So my hotel is about 80% German men; and they ALL wear speedos regardless of size shape or body type - living for that confidence
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Christmas visit to my Nan today - was a little sad to see her deteriorating; but also happy she is still getting enjoyment out of life
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Anyone local; come down to High Wycombe Pride - I have free biscuits
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Good morning from me and my angel/devil dog who 30 seconds later was rolling in 🦊 💩
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@IvanBrett
I guess he could have been just a greedy faithful wanting the max amount of the prize fund
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Sometimes it takes a Facebook memory from 2007 to remind you how far you've come
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Morning one and all. What things are we looking forward to this weekend?
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My mom has arrived to look after me while my husband is on holiday.
6 days
3 full size suitcase and 2 shopping bags full of stuff 😲🙄
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Got to travel to London (Richmond) for work this week. Hoping I can manage to avoid getting bashed/knocked
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Don’t usually have a bath; but one like this in my hotel has to be utilised 🫧 🛁
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Pic on the left was 3 years ago today - just before I started losing weight. Wowsers. 😳
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Four years ago today I started my fitness and health journey by downloading MapMyWalk - seven stone and many pints of sweat later!
Still work to do but pleased where I’ve come from and to
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Someone, who is NOT allowed upstairs, has snuck up and is bouncing around the bedroom taunting to be caught
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So, new job is confirmed, contract signed, start date of 3rd June.
Totally out of my comfort zone and a complete leap of faith!
*eeeeek*
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Good morning! Are we all bright eyed and bushy tailed today?
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Morning twiterati - finding it hard to get the motivation together to get out of bed
Send tea and bacon
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Repurposing used LFT into seed tray labels is the best gardening hack I’ve seen for ages
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Blimey. He’s totally unrecognisable from the puppy he was 2 years ago today
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So I had to do a one page “introduce yourself” slide for new work today; to go through on a call of 150+ people.
Felt good to casually sling a pic of me and hubby and Archie on to introduce my family
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I cannot believe that my baby is 1 today! Not a puppy anymore.
He’s so enriched our lives, couldn’t imagine being without him
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Random question of the day
Would you feel comfortable wearing this watch strap in the environment you work in?
(Poll in thread)
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We all have that one Twitter person we just wanna stare at/lick/jump on - right?
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Hands up if you’d rather see pictures of ugly dogs than endless selfies from a time-ravaged gin-soaked ex twink
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It’s ok to unfollow someone because they are a self righteous prick; right?
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