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Arsenal • Jesus • backup diary @GoodGoodNews_UK
London, England
Joined January 2021
I wish i had a tummy like this but i chose kebabs over abs.
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id rather chew glass.
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I’m not a Muslim but I’m gonna try fasting to explore the religion and who knows I might piss France off too.
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the UK is in £2,690 billion debt but has the audacity to ask me for a credit score worry about yourself my bro.
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weird way to tell the timeline you can’t bench 60kg 🫣.
If she over 55kg she ain’t the one bro.
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As a non Muslim I think hijab is so beautiful genuinely. Although it’s written in the Bible and Torah to wear head-coverings at certain points, Islam to me seems like the only Abrahamic religion who do it with extreme conscientiousness and it’s just a beautifully modest thing.
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It actually baffles me the audacity the British have. 20% of the British army in World War One was actually Punjabi but you’ll never learn that in a history lesson….
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does any indian even wanna date her tho like ? out of curiosity?.
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when your mum sends you to buy danya but you don’t know the English word for it
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Icl I’m hating this trend of women calling guys creeps in the gyms. That’s where I think the men are most protective and kind. Stop victimising yourself cause they just looked your way or approached you.
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hypothetically speaking for legal reasons if you buy expensive hair oil off a girl who is stuck up and uses people which people see past because she’s famous/bait. you are literally funding someone who hires you as a friend then makes you sign paperwork so you can’t talk about it.
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when i dip a biscuit in my tea and it falls in.
What genuinely hurts more than heartbreak.
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The older I get the more I realise my mum might have been right ab alot of things but I just didn't like her tone.
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there is a woman at the bus stop alternating between a cigarette and vape i have never been more motivated to pass my driving.
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being a big sister means giving your younger brother whatever he wants.
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Women. We are not men. We biologically require more rest then men and don't respond to stress as well. We aren't functioning off a 24 hour cycle, we have a 28 day cycle that alters our physical and mental state. I'm not saying we aren't equal, I’m saying we’re different.
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please don’t think im about to type your insta in if it goes like ._._xx._x._x.
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this guy asked me on a date tonight and i said im sorry im just not interested and then he said “thank god one of us said it first” .??????????????????.
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Why would you date someone knowing you can't marry them, or your family would oppose?. Childish.
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why did they stop.
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only one person on that bus doesn’t wash their bum guess who.
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People are so much more attractive when they're proud of their culture.
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idc how many religious verses you can quote. how do you treat people?.
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I’m sorry for posting unwanted filth on the TL at this time but men like this are the reason I’m genuinely scared to ever be in a serious relationship cause how you got a wife and saying this shit bro
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the ethnicities i get mistaken for trend just showed how insecure south Asians are.
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are you really desi if “goreya da kam” isn’t your response when u just see pure foolishness.
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ok but what’s up w the floorssss🤥.
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that girl who says goodnight and carries on talking to you will provide for you btw.
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did you post this when the electricity was on in pakistan?.
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Wait till we get home.
What’s that one phrase you can’t wait to use on your kids?.
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mango lassi.
I dare you to mention a 10/10 non alcoholic drink.
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A lot of average height 5”6-5”9 guys are actually very handsome but girls still be like needing 6”4+ pls like why.
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what if your pillow collected your dreams and you could plug it into a computer and watch them.
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maturing is realising having a tidy room is sooooo good for your mental.
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Anyone else get emotional when they’re so tired like oneeeeee little thing and tears😭😭😭.
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Funny how "dad bods" are socially acceptable and "mum bods" aren't even though the mums are the ones who go through pregnancy and birth.
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ibsr i don’t quite understand the tr4ns community cause why should we accept you if you don’t accept yourself ??.
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Kids these days really don't know about playing out on a Sunday night, not being allowed past the lamppost at the top of the street, being told "I don't want you running in and out making the floors dirty", knocking on friends doors asking if they can play out, good times 🤌.
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when i was like 17 i made a promise w someone that we’d get married if we were both single at 25. that’s next year. can’t believe im gonna break a promise.
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convinced Asian aunties hate me cause I’m a desi girl who moved out in my teens, pay my own bills, go out when I want travel when I want, work hard and don’t need their dusty controlling sons to bring anything to the table.
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