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Summer camp counselors accidentally falling in love in 1986…
#steddie
#steddiefanart
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Has anybody steddiefied this gif and if so👀 might I see it?
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Well I’ve had my heart attack for the day. I’ll be logging off now ✌️
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Erica runs hellfire club by her senior year. She’s ruthless but focused on everyone having fun. When she spots a freshman with a bush of brown curls and big scared eyes, her heart aches. For a second he’s him. But he’s not. She takes the kid under her wing. Honors a boy she knew
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Eddie: “Have you noticed El and Max acting weird since this weekend?”
Steve: “The giggling? I think they have crushes on us or something.”
“Uh-huh. Except I highly doubt Max would lower her standards that much—”
“Hey!”
“and I heard El say something about a blindfold?”+
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It’s a hot, HOT night, but Eddie’s sexy when he’s sweaty, and the guy with the insanely great hair in the crowd glows when Eddie skips to his end of the stage. The energy is alive, and Eddie tingles with the thrill until—
“CUT THE MUSIC!” he shouts, halting in his tracks.
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Eddie: I think I’m pregnant.
Steve: Literally impossible, babe.
E: Then why is this pickle and peanut butter sandwich so good?
S: Because you’re high. And if you try to kiss me right now, I’m breaking up with you.
E: *tears up* Yeah, okay.
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It’s an accident. Steve is just scrolling through when he glimpses a video featuring a guy with long, dark curls. Does he feel guilty imagining it’s his roommate? Yeah. But Eddie isn’t gay or even bisexual so—
That bat tattoo looks familiar.
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Kas!Eddie with amnesia instinctively seeing Steve as his mate is great but what about him also instinctively seeing Dustin as his child? Sees that curly hair and goes “??? Baby? Mine? Don’t know how but yes” then he scoops up them both to the UD and is confused when they’re upset
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Rockstar Eddie buys Steve a body pillow of himself for the times they’re apart. Steve rolls his eyes at first but then he sends Eddie a video of him humping it and Eddie’s manager has to physically restrain him from hopping a flight back home. He fails. Eddie is home the next day
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Steve complains to his buddy Eddie that his parents keep trying to set him up on dates with girls from rich families. Eddie jokes he could dress up, pretend to be Steve’s gf. They laugh it off but…things happen and Eddie is suddenly in a skirt shaking Mr. Harrington’s stiff hand
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Steve’s hair was always off limits, nobody allowed to touch. Everybody thought it was just because of his image, but one day Eddie sat behind him in class and couldn’t resist and discovered the real reason when Steve moaned when Eddie tugged his hair
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Steve and Eddie going as each other Halloween. They refuse to answer to their own names. Steve, in the vest and hellfire shirt, stands on every inappropriate surface while eddie crosses his arms in the yellow sweater and runs his finger through his hair like he’s exasperated
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steve fucking virgin eddie who comes in 5 seconds, covers his face in embarrassment. steve pulls at his wrists. “it’s not that bad. hey, look at me.”
“shut up.”
“eddie.”
“this doesn’t count.”
steve laughs. “sure it’s our session zero.”
eddie tears up. “you do listen during d&d.”
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Steve wins Eddie a stuffed bat at a carnival and the whole night Steve puppets the bat on Eddie’s shoulder and gives him a silly voice just to see Eddie smile. They’re not dating (yet) and Robin is equally endeared and exasperated
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Werewolf!Steve hears Eddie likes metal. Eddie starts finding coins and bottle caps and coke cans and—maybe kinda expensive?—rings on his porch until finally catching Steve leaving these little gifts. They finally figure out—“Metal MUSIC, Stevie…although I’ll keep these rings”
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Steve makes Eddie a build-a-bear that looks like him. Curly hair, tiny leather jacket, he makes the denim vest himself at home. Eddie cries and names it Teddie and hold it in his lap like a baby when he drinks his morning coffee
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Wayne accepted and supported Eddie’s transition. When Eddie starts dating Steve, Wayne gets so protective and suspicious because Steve doesn’t know yet. Wayne can tell when Eddie tells him, though. They return from a date, and Steve immediately hugs Wayne. A real, full hug.+
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Kas!Eddie whose tongue is so long he can lick his eyeball and the first time he does Steve is horrified. “I’m breaking up with you”
“I will slaughter everyone.”
“You cried when you stepped on a firefly last night.”
“HE JUST WANTED A MATE LIKE I HAVE, IT WAS TRAGIC.”
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Eddie caresses a framed photo of Steve in his scoops uniform “I miss my husband dearly now he’s joined the navy…when will he come back from war?”
“Eddie I’m right here. Will you—put that down and dry these fucking dishes.”
“Sometimes I can still hear his voice...”
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Steve who notices the little things. That Eddie picks the olives off pizza. Turns the radio when sad songs come on. Picks seats with nobody sitting behind. Always draws in the condensation on windows. Steve who falls in love so hard he sees what nobody else does
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Complaints garble in Eddie’s headphones. “Dude, you call that tanking!?” “Eddie, hurry up!”
“Sorry,” Eddie grunts, muting his mic as his eyes squeeze shut and his lips part on a groan. He’s jolted forward, and his palm slaps the monitor to brace himself.
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Eddie: *sigh*
Steve: …
E: *louder sigh*
S: Something wrong, baby?
E: You’ve been home for ten minutes.
S: …I can—leave? If you want?
E: *glares* You’ve been home for ten minutes, and I haven’t gotten my SMOOCHIES YET!!
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NSFW🧵part2 Steve discovering Eddie’s p0rn video
Grimacing at the dried come on his stomach, Steve lurches to his feet and snatches a wrinkled sweater and basketball shorts from the floor then wipes his hand on a dirty sock from the laundry and dons the clothes.
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Kas!eddie: *pounds on all fours, wings flapping*
Robin: what’s he doing?
Steve: he does this when there’s a new moon. He goes into heat or something and does…this
R: wait he’s trying to seduce you?
S: yup
R: …is it working?
S: honestly? Kinda
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Librarian Eddie adores these two siblings (Max and Dustin) who come in every week and talk nerdy book stuff with him but then one day they’re accompanied by their dad bringing a thank you gift basket for looking after his kids and Eddie can’t get the courage to ask him out.+
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Robin: Why are you piggybacking Eddie everywhere?
Eddie, clinging to Steve: he lost a bet
R: why isn’t he talking?
E: horses can’t talk, can they, Steve?”
Steve: *deep, weary sigh* Neigh
E: and he—OOO are those cookies? Giddyup, horsie. To the pastries! *kicks feet*
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Eddie: Are you a dungeon?
Steve: What?
E: Because I wanna plunder your depths.
S: What is happening right now?
E: Have sex with me.
S: I mean—okay?? But seriously, what???
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Steve gets sacrificed to the dragon who protects the village and he’s terrified he’s about to be eaten when the massive beast shapeshifts into a human with curly hair and big beautiful eyes who starts babbling about these books he’s collected and asking if Steve likes music
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Wayne: So he’s not with you?
Gareth: He said he had to miss band practice to go fishing with you.
W: That boy… He’s supposed to be helping me fix the AC. I’m gonna find him at the Harrington boy’s place, ain’t I?
G: …I wouldn’t go there if you don’t want to see…things.
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Hairdresser Steve takes on his coworker’s clients while she’s in hospital and his final appointment is this scary looking metalhead who seems less than thrilled that Steve is touching his hair. Meanwhile Eddie is trying not to pop a boner bc he’s been crushing on Steve for months
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Vecna resurrecting Eddie as Kas only to realize he’s just created the horniest gay monster who cannot be controlled by anything but Steve Harrington’s sexual prowess is the funniest concept and should be canon
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Steve with Eddie on top of him, both panting after sex
S: Jesus…
E: yeah talk about a natural fucking twenty
S: wait—is that what you were doing in the bathroom?
E: I had to know
S: …did you roll for me?
E: it was an eight but you’ve got like the highest bonuses
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Steve: I wonder what pets think when they see people having sex
Eddie: probably “hell yeah procreate”
S: what if they think it’s gross?
E: oh my god do you think they think it’s gross? Are we traumatizing Pippin?
S: Pippin’s never…Eddie tell me Pippin’s never seen us
E:…👀
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Steve: it won’t hurt
Kas!Eddie: it will
S: it’s just a haircut
K, cradling his hair: CUT. HURT
S: look I’ll cut mine—
K: NO *slaps scissors from Steve’s hand*
S: babe it’s down to your tail. I’m not untangling it from your wings if that happens again
K:🥺 okay…cut
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NSFW🧵part3 Eddie’s secret porn saga
Truly and deeply /what the fuck?/ What is Eddie supposed to do? The tickets are for /next/ Friday because he’s an idiot, so he came back, and now he’s trapped outside his roommate’s bedroom, terrified to move for fear Steve will hear him.
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When Steddie first start dating Eddie is constantly holding back and apologizing for being so touchy and clingy until Steve finally sits him down and explains that he craves every tiny brush of Eddie’s skin against his, wants more than anything to be glued to him at all times
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Imagine if Eddie had been the one patching up Steve after the bat attack. “Shit, okay, be tough for me, big boy. I gotcha. You’re gonna be okay. It’s just a scratch, man. Definitely can’t see your insides right now holy shit.”
“Eddie, please stop talking.”
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Eddie’s parents kicking him out for coming out as trans. Eddie showing up on Wayne’s doorstep with a backpack, badly shaved head, and a glare strong enough to kill even coming from that bruised face. Wayne telling the whole town his nephew has come from out of town to stay
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Omega Steve has a one night stand with alpha Eddie at the end of college then a few years later Eddie runs into him again and Steve has a curly haired little toddler hanging off him
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Steve: I just wanna take you camping.
Eddie: Nuh-uh. I watched Brokeback Mountain. I know what camping means. You’re trying to corrupt me. Keep your grubby, horny hands to yourself, sir.
S: Eddie. We had sex in the Chili’s parking lot yesterday.
E: Lies and slander.
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Eddie: Would you love me if I were a worm?
Steve: Yes.
E: A fly?
S: Yes.
E: Spider?
S: Yes, Eddie.
E: What about just a rock? Not even a cool one—a plain rock.
S: *aggressively cups E’s face* I would love you in any form forever without exception. Now dry the damn dishes.
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NSFW free use Steve
Steve makes a bad habit of heading to the trailer park when Eddie calls to let him and his nerd/metalhead friends bind, gag, and use him while they get high, over and over and over until the great King Steve’s a weeping mess, dripping with the loads he’s taken
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Eddie: *pouts*
Steve: What is it?
E: Grumpy.
S: Would it make you feel better to climb on a table to give a speech?
E: …Yes.
S: Go on then.
E: I love you so much. Now. WHO WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT THE EVILS OF CAPITALISM??
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Probably this ol boy. And hey he’s vaguely Halloween themed so it’s timely lol
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S: “Yeah, she uses it to do her psychic finding people thing.”
E: “Her—what?”
“She can like spy on people with her mind.”
“…Spy…on people. Like. Us?”
“Sure, I guess.”
“Steve.”
“What?”
“We didn’t leave your house all weekend.”
“Yeah. And? I don’t—oh. Oh no.”
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Omega Eddie who has never produced slick and had all kinds of tests done to make sure he’s healthy and everything came back fine. He just can’t make slick. Then he catches a scent one day at the park and absolutely drenches the bench beneath him. He covertly follows the scent
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College dorm RA Steve has to deal with constant noise complaints about Eddie having loud sex. After addressing the issue with Eddie directly, Steve becomes the cause of said complaints
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rockstar eddie spots a cute guy in the audience, nice hair, keeps an eye on him. tonight’s hot, and—eddie can’t see him anymore. people wave their hands. “CUT THE MUSIC!” he leaps offstage, finds him on the ground, drenched in sweat. he visits him at the hospital after the show
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Eddie takes Uncle Wayne to a baseball game for his birthday every year. Eddie doesn’t care about any of it until he notices one of the players. He MUST be new…and Jesus H. Christ the ass on him…Eddie is too transfixed to notice the foul ball before it pegs him in the face.+
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Eddie freaks out when he learns he’s pregnant, spends the whole pregnancy utterly terrified while Steve is calm, chill, happily cares for him. Until labor starts. Eddie is just relieved while Steve loses his mind bc labor is dangerous and he can’t lose Eddie
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Eddie loves wearing skirts when they go clubbing so when it’s dark and crowded, Steve can go from grinding on him to just slipping inside him with ease while they move to the song
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if they didn’t want us thinking eddie was gay WHY put in the “hunt the freak” line with ROBIN delivering “exactly” like she did???? if you’re straight, stop trying to write parallels between outcasts and gays bc we’re just going to think the “straight” outcast is gay
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Eddie gets horny reading smut to the point Steve sees him reading on his phone and just goes to the bedroom, grabs lube and condoms, and folds laundry or organizes their closet while he waits
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NSFW+slight dub con
Upon first seeing him, Kas!Eddie traps Steve beneath him and dry humps him because he’s too mindless to figure out how clothes are in the way of him breeding his mate. Because Steve is definitely his mate. Has to be.
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Protective Kas!Eddie but he’s not always clear on what’s real danger. Steve stops apologizing to inanimate objects bc Kas ends up breaking them in revenge. A book gives steve a paper cut and Kas shreds it before licking the wound. Just Kas being a little dumb and overprotective
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Steve lying with his head in Eddie’s lap. Eddie’s impulse control being what it is, he pokes a finger up Steve’s nose. Steve doesn’t even react just says “If you’re gonna pick my nose I’m gonna go nap in the bed, so choose what you want. Pick my nose or physical affection”
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Ace Eddie turning down all Steve’s advances because he thinks Steve wouldn’t want a relationship without sex but he finally confesses why he keeps saying no and Steve just squints confusedly and hugs him “I don’t care about sex, I care about you.”
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Nobody understands how deeply I need Vecna having to deal with Kas!Eddie’s obsession with Steve
“You will find Eleven and bring her—those better be notes you’re writing.”
“They are.”
“Good.”
“About Steve’s hair. Did you see it when he lit you on fire? It’s so pretty right?”
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This has probably already been done but
Fell to early Fell too late
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“Eddie, I am trying to sleep,” Steve mutters, capturing the hand sneaking into his sleeping bag.
“I know, but who the hell knew bugs could be so loud? Not even a soothing sound—it’s like REE-REE-REE—”
“How about I puncture your eardrums? That’ll help.”
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Steve runs a bakery, loves making new delicious recipes for the locals and posting the prettiest pieces on Instagram. One day his newest worker takes an order for a…specialty cake✨ The kind Steve Does Not Make. But when he tries to call the customer back, the guys is desperate+
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Ftm trans Eddie wakes up random mornings to Steve under the covers, face buried between his legs, and just smiles sleepily
“Can you breathe under there steve?”
“Don’t make me talk I’m busy”
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Eddie having to change his name since he officially died during the Vecna incident and he goes with “Freddie Hanson” in honor of Freddie Mercury and a mix of Harrington and Munson. Owens just gets this exhausted look like “okay fine”
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It’s Halloween in spring with this month’s issue of Roleplay featuring Eddie Munson—D&D and BDSM extraordinaire✨
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NSFW🧵cloned Eddie+double penetration
While the lab does tests and experiments on Eddie’s back-from-the-dead body, they accidentally clone him and Steve suddenly has a brand new problem…
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Steve loses a bet to Robin and Nancy and has to wear denim booty shorts for a week—and I mean BOOTY shorts. His ass is hanging halfway out the frayed leg holes. Package is constantly in danger of slipping out one side or the other
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Eddie: I wonder what dick tastes like
Steve: *sweats* uh haha. What, are you trying to get in my pants?
E: yes. Yes Steven. I’ve been trying for MONTHS WOULD YOU TAKE A FUCKING HINT
S: …ME? I braided your hair! Let you teach me guitar—SAT IN YOUR LAP!!
E: …i hate us
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Warning for monster weirdness
Steve tops Kas!Eddie a few times. After, Steve is unaware but Eddie vanishes every night, returning before dawn. Then he starts leaving for whole days. Steve notices then of course and confronts him only for Eddie to act shy. Eddie is never shy…
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Eddie: *washes bedsheets*
Wayne: *squints* Steve’s rubbin’ off on you, huh?
E: *chokes* No, he’s—um. W-what do you—mean?
W: …Don’t think I’ve seen you do laundry in a minute.
E: Oh. Right. Yes. That is why I am doing laundry. I’m responsible. No other reason.
W: …*sighs*
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Steddie having a secret puppy love in middle school and breaking up because homophobia then Eddie watches Steve proceed to date a girl who looks remarkably similar to him and feeling conflicting triumph and hurt/betrayal because just /maybe/ he still has a piece of Steve’s heart
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Steve about blow Eddie who goes “here’s comes the train—choo-choo!” And Steve just stands up, gets dressed, and leaves without a word
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Steve: Do you love me?
Eddie: *kisses him* Impossibly more every day
S: *blushes and covers his face with his hands*
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eddie brings his black great dane to the dog park only for his dog to become enamored with this tiny pomeranian with a bow in its hair. turns out steve got left with the dog in the divorce and now this scary man is asking if his scary dog can have a playdate with lil pixie
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Eddie: Give me sex or give me death.
Steve without looking up from his desk: Guess you’ll have to die, babe.
E: Why do you hate me?
S: Last time you interrupted me for sex you came on my homework, and I had to start over.
E: It was an improvement if you ask me.
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Thinking about Kas!Eddie making a nest with plushies again. They just appear in Steve’s bed. He thinks the kids are forgetting them at first until he finds Eddie crying that he moved the stuffed lizard out of their nest. Which is also when Steve learns Eddie calls it a nest
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Street artist Eddie is the biggest fan of gallery artist Steve who in turn is a fan of Eddie’s but neither knows even though they keep unwittingly painting pieces for each other in an accidental conversation. They don’t notice until someone points it out. Finally they+
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NSFW🧵part4 Eddie’s secret porn saga (FINALE!)
It’s an invitation. Right?
Steve stares gobsmacked at his phone, boxers wet with spunk like he’s a teenager watching porn for the first time. He’d seen the bedroom, gotten so enthralled by Eddie’s brazenness he’d come untouched.
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Every album Eddie ever makes, solo or with corroded coffin or whatever, the album cover is just some random part of Steve’s body in worshipful mood lighting and aesthetic poses. His feet in a bathtub. The curve of his shoulder and neck, hand resting there. A clothed crotch shot
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Eddie being the biggest baby when he’s sick bc Uncle Wayne always coddled him so he gets a tummy ache and asks Steve to rub it while they watch cartoons bc they’re Eddie’s comfort shows. Eddie lying between Steve’s legs, no shirt, big warm hand tracing steady circles on his belly
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Steve and Eddie are the perfect dads because Steve is a morning bird and Eddie is a night owl so Eddie sleeps in while Steve wakes up with the baby and Eddie stays up late painting minis and drawing with the baby monitor beside him so Steve can sleep uninterrupted
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Eddie is the monster under Steve’s bed. He’s confused to be assigned to an adult until he realizes Steve has ptsd. One look at Steve waking up shouting and writhing and Eddie cloaks him in comforting darkness and holds him while he sleeps peacefully
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Eddie spends decades without a word to capture the feeling. He loves Steve and Steve loves him back and that’s amazing and the feeling takes a backseat because they have a wonderful life together. It’s tough sometimes but good. They’re together for years before he hears it.+
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Wayne is stunned at first but eventually returns the embrace and spots Eddie watching with an awkward, watery smile. Into Wayne’s shoulder, Steve mumbles, “Thank you. You didn’t have to be good to him, but you were. You are.”
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The first time Steve visits eddie in the summer he almost crashes his car at the sight of eddie, shirtless, in raggedy jean shorts, washing his van with a sponge
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Steve would have the most fun getting Eddie’s hair all shampooed and trying to get to it to stand up as tall as possible. They end up geling his hair until it’s standing a foot off his head and that’s the day Steve knows Eddie loves him, in front of the mirror cackling together
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The first time Kas!Eddie enters Robin’s bedroom, they all discover he’s inexplicably obsessed with stuffed animals. He hugs them and won’t let go and Robin and Nancy have to search him every time he visits so he doesn’t sneak off with them. Finally they ban him from their rooms
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Steve’s sex tape accidentally gets out to the school and everybody is gossiping and speculating who the girl is. Slim waist, pale skin, long dark curls, whimpering sweetly through the gag. The video doesn’t show much of her but everybody is dying to know. Eddie is simply dying
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Steddie openly dating in high school. Steve sits behind Eddie every class they have together just so he can toy with his hair. Says it helps him concentrate. Eddie doesn’t have the heart to tell him he’s failing history and English because it feels so damn good it’s distracting
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Eddie has sketchbooks full of illustrations of himself and Steve mimicking famous pieces of romantic art. They aren’t dating, Eddie is just hopelessly in love
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Sometimes eddie is playing video games when Steve wants to cuddle so he just silently climbs into Eddie’s lap, ducks under his arm so his back is to Eddie’s chest and he can just keep playing like that while kinda spooning Steve and they’re both happy
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Eddie “casual flirt” Munson and Steve “will flirt back” Harrington and Eddie “can dish it out but can’t take it” Munson
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Steve unintentionally drives Eddie insane with his casual touches. Leaves him half hard just because Steve squeezed his shoulders or patted his arm
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Steve mowing the lawn and Eddie watching from the porch drinking lemonade yelling loving objectifications at his husband
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Steve survives the battle with Vecna but comes out with impaired hearing. He isolates himself, making the other worry, until Eddie barges into his house, hooks up his amps, and starts vibrating the walls and floors with music Steve doesn’t need to hear because he can /feel/
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Steve calling him Eddie “The Freak” Munson and then proceeding to never sass him once or show him anything but understanding and sympathy. We talk about Eddie never calling Steve stupid or making fun of him but Steve also doesn’t sass Eddie like he sasses everybody else
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