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@that_Muga
LORD MUGA🐐
2 months
Reading 'Think and And Grow Rich' doesn't give you the magic to think or grow rich. A person who is thinks alot is left with nothing but thoughts, creating wealth isnt pulling an 'abracadabra' or whisking a wand like Harry porter, you need to put in the work
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LORD MUGA🐐
2 months
Beware of little overdraft expenses, a small leak could sink your ship without you knowing
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LORD MUGA🐐
2 months
Roof top inafaa ku treatiwa kama shrine, mi hukasirika sana nikiona wamama wakianika nguo hapo juu
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LORD MUGA🐐
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Una nyoa kipara unadhani utakaa kaa Bien na kisogo inakaa ka mkuki.
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LORD MUGA🐐
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Unaweza date Manzi ana Bet?
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LORD MUGA🐐
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Salasya naye alituangusha sana sisi ugly nigga vile akisimpia huddah, kama stevo simpo boy hajawahi simp, yeye ni nani kuharibu hiyo streak. Tuko dissapointed
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LORD MUGA🐐
2 months
Investing in money market funds is the next gold rush. Research more on fin-tech start ups and grow your investment knowledge
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LORD MUGA🐐
2 months
Make the idea simple. Thats the backbone of any successful business. Whats your take?
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LORD MUGA🐐
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Huko Citam Mshahara yangu nimeona inapeanwa kama donation ya kununua tissue🤧
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LORD MUGA🐐
1 month
Umewahi pigwa ngeta na Dildo mzee? Wameniambia nitoe pesa ama nitoe short, chaguo ni langu.
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LORD MUGA🐐
2 months
Kumbe ukiishi na dem lazima mkule breakfast daily, i have won, but at what cost guys🌚
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LORD MUGA🐐
2 months
Mjengo ndo place hu humble hadi ma Professor wakikuja kutafuta! 😏
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LORD MUGA🐐
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Daughter of the Mountain ame wekelea supu kwa omena zika fufuka msee😂😂
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LORD MUGA🐐
2 months
Mercy Maasai na BookTen are this apps Bahati and Diani B😂😂
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LORD MUGA🐐
1 month
African villages have that one homestead that is considered to be witches and kids are not allowed to go there
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LORD MUGA🐐
1 month
Hizi concert za kina Mc Gogo zenye wanaimba ka soloist ni some boring drama festival shit, no cap
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LORD MUGA🐐
1 month
@AokoOtieno_ Aokos lawyer be like, 'keep birnong them sweet heart, i gat you
Tweet media one
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LORD MUGA🐐
2 months
Saa high school ningekuwa nime ji hami na jug yangu ya uji pale kwa line, dark days those ones
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LORD MUGA🐐
2 months
Kenya ingekuwa iko na Sperm bank, homeboyz tungekua na ma audi 😅
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LORD MUGA🐐
2 months
Hii kenya ka una work hard ni wewe peke wako, huyo Goliath wa Kenya ana cash in ju ya kuwa mbiggy bana
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LORD MUGA🐐
1 month
Wewe usha wahi Ona Maasai mwenye ni Mkorino kweli?
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LORD MUGA🐐
2 months
Madam badala uambie kijana akununulie kambuzi upeleke home, wewe unataka teddy bear ya 5k😏
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LORD MUGA🐐
2 months
A Good Business Should end with a word of prayer. Grace is everything in any business strategy
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LORD MUGA🐐
2 months
Amy advice before niende kujitibu hapa rooftop
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LORD MUGA🐐
2 months
Firms and entities are built by action and less talks and unnecessary meetings, So open that business, Invest in that MMF, Make that ad and lets push it for you. Bid that sale, who knows- Procastion has killed more than major diseases
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LORD MUGA🐐
1 month
Kama Holy Spirit iligongea Joseph na aka lea, wewe ni nani oya😂
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LORD MUGA🐐
2 months
Unainama Lunch na Uko 100 million dollars kwa Fpl, Failyaa
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LORD MUGA🐐
2 months
Vijana wenzako wanachukuliwa na harrier leo jioni hapo nje ya hostel wewe ukiwa unatafuta first year. Halafu akikuambia ni God unajam😂😂😂
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LORD MUGA🐐
2 months
Card ikikataa unadhani Face card ya mtu wako ita swipe? 😅
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LORD MUGA🐐
2 months
Hawa ma Altar boy huenda wapi? 🙄
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LORD MUGA🐐
1 month
Y'all say Mary was the virgin but the real virgin was Joseph, Manz only clapped in the synagogue
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LORD MUGA🐐
2 months
@CFC_Janty @that_Muga we are blue today
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LORD MUGA🐐
2 months
Watanzania hujiona werevu sana wakiongea English, hawajui hii ni lugha ya walevi hapa kenya😂😂
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LORD MUGA🐐
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Hii app ni shamba, ukashaanza kui treat hivo huwezi loose😂😂
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LORD MUGA🐐
14 days
Elon Jana alinilipa kama Gafment blogger😂, 2k sasa ntanunua Keg ama ntalipa rent surelly.
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LORD MUGA🐐
2 months
Ni Region gani inakuanga imeiva sekete?
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LORD MUGA🐐
2 months
Naona mnaita Nyumba za Mabati 'silver apartments' 😂😂 naishaa
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LORD MUGA🐐
2 months
Kukubali kuwa friendzoned nikaa kuenda job interview ukue reject halafu urudi kuwapikia chapo in the hope they realize your value
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LORD MUGA🐐
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Chelsea watapigwa saa nne usiku kama wezi😂😂
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LORD MUGA🐐
2 months
True love ni ya Gachagua na Watu wa muriama, nyinyi wengine sijui mnafanya nini😂
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LORD MUGA🐐
2 months
Mi naona hakuna hack hapo, ni mbappe alishika ki foreighn zika riet mbaya😂😂
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LORD MUGA🐐
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@IceTwitts Maseno😘😘
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LORD MUGA🐐
2 months
Peer pressure isikufanye u jaribu ku bag mumama
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LORD MUGA🐐
2 months
Hawa madem hu pierce Clitoral organs wanakuanga sawa kweli?
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LORD MUGA🐐
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Hiyo salt shaker pale kibandaski ni landmine, ka huja confirm ka ime kazwa uta mwaga bibi ya Lot kwa msosi ulie
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LORD MUGA🐐
2 months
Mi najua every smallwig's dream ni ku rarua Mercy Maasai😂😂
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LORD MUGA🐐
1 month
Germans wamesema tuko na IQ ya 70 hiyo ni mzuri ama ni mbaya, ama mi ndio niko na hiyo IQ ya 70 sielewi
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LORD MUGA🐐
1 month
Unapiga kelele Arsenal imeshinda na umeshinda njaa bro, ji heshimu😂
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LORD MUGA🐐
1 month
Ukienda a new work place usijitume saana ka umepata huko watu wako hapo ni lazy na ka watu wanajituma, usijitume saana watu waanze kukuona kimbele mbele. Learn ku conform na energy iko around, ku avoid hate na laana unnecessary. Ju hakuna mtu ana penda mtu wa kujipendekeza.
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LORD MUGA🐐
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Uko tu umetulia kwa bedsitter njaa halafu Mbu zinaanza choir
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LORD MUGA🐐
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Its really surprising our we Africans ditched our languages to have foreighn languages as our national languages and still feel its okay and a show of high IQ
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LORD MUGA🐐
3 months
Unagombanisha dem mfupi, ana kasirika anaenda kujificha nyuma a gas😂😂
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LORD MUGA🐐
3 months
Kiswahili sounds gay with every turn, what the fuck was 'Kulala Chali'
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LORD MUGA🐐
2 months
Cooking skills zimeenda shule, huyu itabidi aoshange tu vyombo😋
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LORD MUGA🐐
2 months
Hawa watu huskiza Travis Scott hujiona nikaa wata omoka, ole wenu
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LORD MUGA🐐
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LORD MUGA🐐
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Saa hii ndo ningekua na amka innocently in my fathers house, naweka chai ya maziwa na mkate imepakwa blueband na mayai hapo kando. Lakini ku grow up ni nani
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LORD MUGA🐐
2 months
@AokoOtieno_ @ItsMutai I was waiting for day to troll Lord Abraham walahi, and its here
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LORD MUGA🐐
2 months
Madem Biashara ikilemea pochi huwa mnaweka kwa 'Vooma' ama mnafanya aje?
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LORD MUGA🐐
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What would you rather loose, your car keys or your lighter?
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LORD MUGA🐐
2 months
Dropping a 'weh mzee' or 'ngori' in a post you don relate to is totally allowed
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LORD MUGA🐐
2 months
Kufungua mlango ya biz yako early in the morning hukuwa one underrated feeling.
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LORD MUGA🐐
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Kuna jamaa wa mayai ame ambiwa anaringa na anauza mimba ya kuku😂
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LORD MUGA🐐
2 months
Best Kenyan Album ever Produced, hebu show me
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LORD MUGA🐐
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Manzi yako amevaa jersey yako anaenda mechi haina referee na mashabiki
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LORD MUGA🐐
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Hiyo diet ya Abuya ukijiweka nayo utanona ajab😂
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LORD MUGA🐐
2 months
When you 'work hard', you work for the system, when you 'work smart' the system works for you. Choose wisely.
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LORD MUGA🐐
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Najua hutaki kuskia lakini, atakutema vile anatema taxin😂😂
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LORD MUGA🐐
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Ka si Kanisa singe ona Thighs hii wiki
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LORD MUGA🐐
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Aliniambia ananiacha juu ya kisogo yangu, kwani inakaa aje? 🤦
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LORD MUGA🐐
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Elon hungoja tu ukisha unda drafts moto moto😂😂 then pap! Nyahunyo😂😂
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LORD MUGA🐐
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Sura ni ya Book Ten na Mfuko ni ya stivo simple boy.
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LORD MUGA🐐
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Hii 'Blow Job' mtu lazima a graduate ndio aipate?
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LORD MUGA🐐
3 months
Siku hizi wana hustle na open legs more than open minds😏
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LORD MUGA🐐
2 months
Come we stay ama Harusi wazee?
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LORD MUGA🐐
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Huku kila mtu ako mboka, hadi huwezi pata bubu origi😏
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LORD MUGA🐐
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Ukiamka shukuru hata Kitanda ungesimama hadi asubuhi
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LORD MUGA🐐
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Saa hii manzi yako ana sugua haga kwa diek ya Gym instructor in the name of kutafuta flat tummy😏
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LORD MUGA🐐
2 months
Leo ndio ile siku mnaachilia your hoe bitches kuenda kitafuta riziki😂
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