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It is against US federal law to correspond with a pirate.
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@ravenmr
@howsshebeen
Immigration should be asking for proof of funds to support their travel.
Yes people travelling as if it’s a right and overspending is disgusting and shouldn’t be allowed
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Thanks
@MrJamesMay
my child now precedes each announcement of a fart or a burp with “Hey Bim, guess what”.
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Mum just had her handbag slit snd wallet stolen we think on BTS this evening. Came from MBK to Emquartier and found it missing.
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Hahahaha this is utter bollox. Pattaya in at number 12?
I bet you can find 12 better beaches just in Thailand.
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I wonder if they know the implications of that letter F there.
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Admire the dude who’s license plate is worth more than the car it’s attached to.
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Oh holy shit. This was just fucking amazing. Utter heaven.
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Oh fuck me…. Not again!!!!!!!
Bangkok has asked the Royal Thai Navy to provide a fleet of 12 boats to help push water from the Chao Phraya River into the sea to prepare for possible flood.
#Bangkok
#flood
#ThailandNews
#TheNationThailand
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Hahahaha
This is brilliant
(1/2) Deputy PM Phumtham Wechayachai said Mon
#Thailand
has patent right over elephant pants & he has instructed the Customs Department to stop the influx of the pants from
#China
. Phumtham added Thai-made elephant pants are of superior quality.
#elephantpants
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Pirate just landed a volunteer position in social media and marketing on the back of knowing people on here and having 3k followers. Thanks all. And pls like and appreciate my upcoming tweets on a charity event.
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This looks awesome. Risotto in a Parmesan wheel preheated with flambé gin
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Pirate did another thing at stupid o clock on a weekend.
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This ended up omnomnom. Bangers and mash with slow cooked onion gravy and fried onions on top. Forgot to take a pic of plated product but holy shitballs.
#bkkfatty
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@Gaber205
@MelissaRyan
No attorney-client privilege for in-house. One of the reasons to engage external counsel.
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The novelty of ikea and emsphere has worn off. Ghost town today.
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This is utter garbage. There’s no way you can eat on less than 500 a day and enjoy it short of cooking your own meals.
And downtown Bangkok finding decent food at under 200 baht is nearly impossible.
(1/2) Thailand was rated the fourth cheapest country to visit by Kiplinger, an online financial magazine, a week ago. A visitor can survive by spending an average of 52 US dollar per day in Thailand - 21 US dollar for average accommodation price and 14 dollar for food.
#Thailand
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Kiddo made me a Father’s Day card. You’d think that it would be sweet but you not met my kid.
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Pirate is on the piss. Another day another evening on the town.
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Home. Got one of kiddos favorite dinners in the oven.
One bottle of milk
One bag of tri color fussili
One pack of bacon
2.5 packs of cheese.
This is a mega Mac n Cheeeese
Should get some truffle oil. That would be utter magic then.
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Seriously omnomnom. People say you need to go to Chiangmai for the good stuff so we did exactly that. We’re at khaosoy Chiangmai in klong toey
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Me. I don’t understand this style of serving and cutting through the bone. Makes it harder to eat.
Mrs. pirate. You don’t understand. Thai love to suck a bone.
#ThatsWhatSheSaid
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Christmas dinner. So happy to be celebrating with
@niannelynn
Oi. Hold on. Let me photo it first. Ffs.
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I call this bum island because it is shaped like a bum.
It does not however blow gas. And I’m informed it does not have a hole.
#PattayaPositivity
#PirateReports
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If you wonder why your fiber drops out in the wet. And you’re in pratumnak I found the answer.
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Haze over the city this morning is disgusting.
Who else has woken up with a headache and a sore throat?
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Storing weed 😂
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The perfect mix of junk and cheap
IKEA hotdogs 15 baht each
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Wait he’s not a farang. Then who we gonna kick out for being obnoxious now?
เหตุเกิดเมื่อ 27 ก.พ. ในฟิตเนสของคอนโดที่ศาลายา น้องเสื้อขาวเป็นนักศึกษาก็มาใช้ฟิตเนสตามปกติ โดยมีไอ้ควายเสื้อยืดดำยึดม้านั่งออกกำลังกายอยู่
โดยไอ้น้องเสื้อขาวไปขอใช้ม้านั่งออกกำลังกายเพราะเห็นไอ้ควายเสื้อดำนั่งเล่นโทรศัพท์อยู่ แต่ไอ้ควายเสื้อยืดดำกลับลุกขึ้นแล้วพูดสวนมาว่า
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All traffic lights should have manual override switched off and disabled.
Police shouldn’t be managing it.
You shouldn’t let people play with things they don’t understand.
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Happiness according to kiddo. Pizza mania extra sauce extra cheese meatzilla omnomnom
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I’ve just done something really stupid. Indian food for kiddo before a long road trip tomorrow. He’s already fartypants but with lentils and other boosters too? Fml 🤦♂️
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The best way to start a birthday weekend. Wine and cheese tasting. With focaccia too. Omnomnom
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Trying a recipe from
@raymond_blanc
new book “Simply Raymond”
Came out really nicely. So simple oh so tasty.
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I am a culinary genius.
Bamee pork leg is the dish that doesn’t exist but should
Omnomnom
#genius
#fusionfood
#thaistreetfood
#bkkfatty
#omnomnom
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Oooohkay. This hits a few of the Thai twitterati
You know who you are as your name was literally called 😂
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Who in the hell organises a dry wedding?
Rocking up to be told there’s no booze and I’m not impressed. 😡
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No nicotine or alcohol today. Yay
Is this what sobriety enthusiasts have to deal with all the time?
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I'd like every single one of those pricks not in a proper lane, and pushing in given tickets and points on the license.
the selfishness of drivers contributes to the jams the rest of us sit in.
ขณะนี้ (20.13 น.) มอเตอร์เวย์ 7 รถติดมาก เพราะว่ากม.8+800 ขาออก ไปสุวรรณภูมิมีอุบัติเหตุรถชน ขวางอยู่เลนขวาสุด
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Shelves being emptied of booze in downtown Bangkok as people panic buy before the announced ban.
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After making fun of the dog for his hangover guess who’s now going for daily IV treatments.
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Ok. Time to bankrupt the Sofitel. Free food and drinkies it is.
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Yay. I’ve got the Rona again
Haze over the city this morning is disgusting.
Who else has woken up with a headache and a sore throat?
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The irony that an Update on COVID-19 Vaccines has been postponed due to Covid is not lost on me…
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