Anna: Okay, let’s go over this again. What do we do when something goes wrong? Kamila: Fix it before Eteri gets home. Anna: And if that doesn’t work? Kamila: We blame Sasha. Sasha: Hey!

Kostornaia and Shcherbakova: *accidentally set the rink on fire* Kostornaia: We need an adult! Shcherbakova: Aliona, you are an adult! Kostornaia: We need an adultier adult!

Mariah Bell: I heard an interesting rumor today. Adam Rippon: Only one? I started at least six.

Alexandra Trusova: Aliona is in jail for something she didn't do. Anna Shcherbakova: What didn't she do? Alexandra Trusova: Run fast enough.

Cong Han: Stop telling me I’m wrong! Wenjing Sui: I would, if you were right!

Wenjing Sui: Be careful! There’s an ugly monster under my bed. Cong Han, on the bottom bunk: Shut up.

Yuzuru Hanyu: A coach once told me I had unlimited potential. Javier Fernandez: ...for making chaos.

Daniil: What crimes have you been committing today? Eteri: Since when is self-care a crime? Daniil: Since you started using “self-care” as a synonym for “murder”.

Alexandra Stepanova: I prevented a murder today. Ivan Bukin: How? Stepanova: Self-control.

Gabriella Papadakis: You can’t blame me. He died of natural causes. Madison Hubbell: You fed him to a lion! Gabi: Lions occur in nature.

Cong Han: Do you want to know what my new costume is made out of? Wenjing Sui: Fabric? Cong Han: Boyfriend material.

Wenjing Sui: Why am I always saving your ass? Cong Han: Because it’s an ass worth saving.

Eteri Tutberidze: I believe in equality. Daniil Gleikhengauz: That's because you hate everyone equally.

Maxim Trankov: Stop screaming! TAT: I'M NOT SCREAMING. I JUST HAVE STRONG LUNGS.

Madison Chock: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do? Madison Hubbell: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him. Kaitlin Hawayek: Tackle him. Gabriella Papadakis: Dump him. Evan Bates: JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.

Daniil Gleikhengauz: Eteri, someone is here to see you. Eteri Tutberidze: Who is it? Daniil Gleikhengauz: She says she wants revenge because you ruined her life. Eteri Tutberidze: You’ll have to be more specific.

@DreamingOfIcee Haha me too. We stan our sassy king.

Trusova: Hey Plushenko, can you buy me a car? Plushenko: Go ask Eteri. Trusova: She said no. Plushenko: Then why would I say yes? Trusova: Because she's not the boss of you. Plushenko *to himself*: It's a trap it's a trap it's a trap...

Cong Han: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Wenjing Sui: Yes, because you were supposed to catch me on the way down.

Charlie Bilodeau: Who's there? Other pair guy: It's a woman. She says you screwed her over. Charlie Bilodeau: Well, that doesn't exactly narrow it down.