Texans New Look OL
Left Tackle: Laremy Tunsil
Left Guard: Kenyon Green
Center: Rookie Maybe?
Right Guard: Shaq Mason
Right Tackle: Tytus Howard
Monster OL right here. If the Texans are planning to draft a QB, this is the best O-line thus far.
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Dude looks at the percentage numbers and assume theyre low but there roughly 167M is woman in the US alone lol he sounds more like another dude telling woman that he knows more about their body then they do lol what a joke.
Demeco Ryans about to be the Head Coach of the Texans and im still here laughing at everyone that bitched, moaned and complained that no one wanted to come to Houston 😂
Who’s the person in charge of PR at NRG? They’re doing wonders with Cal lol got my mans throwing up the H in photos, riding around monster trucks and shit lol
Dude’s rapidly winning over H-Town 🤣
The “fire caserio” crowd has been very quiet as of late 🤔
I believe the next wave will come on draft day depending on who he drafts of course.
The man hired ya’ll favorite HC candidate and is putting together an amazing staff but that aint gonna stop the haters.
Texans fans are asking for Demeco Ryans to come home and see what he’s doing with that stacked Niner defense but want the Texans to get him Bryce Young/CJ Stroud? That man is gonna want to build his defense first.
It’s poetic when Houston’s own Tank Dell is the one to close that game out with that incredible catch for his home team. Made me shed a little thug tear 🥹
This highlight will one for the books
Either way if Watson gets jail time, people are gonna complain why the Texans didnt just get whatever they could for him. If he turns out innocent, people are gonna say the Texans are dumb af for selling him for cheap. Either way, Texans lose in any scenario.
My sources tell me that Jonathan Gannon left Nick and Cal with “shock and awe” during the interview. They also mentioned that he was offered the job on the spot but that Gannon said “I want to give the other guys a chance to beat me out the job”.
In all seriousness, if Shanahans offense is notoriously known for being QB friendly, now with the hire of Slowik wouldnt ya’ll think this would be a good opportunity for Davis Mills if the Texans decided to go that route?
I dont know who needs to hear this but just because Bryce Young is the best QB in the 2023 draft, doesnt mean he’s the best draft prospect in the 2023 draft. Get pissy all you want, its true.
I gotta ask but wtf did Laremy Tunsil do to ya’ll that makes ya’ll want the Texans to trade him so bad?
Did he cut you off in traffic?
Fucked your BM?
Beat you in madden?
What is it??
Help me understand you dummies.
“The front office owes us” lol
This is what i mean when i say dont hire based on fan service. Hire the best man for the job. If that’s Demeco, good. If its Gannon, Steichen, Kafka or Evero then so be it. Ya’ll want fairytales, i want a championship. We’re not the same.
The Texans have to hire Demeco Ryans, right? This feels like a no brainer. The front office owes us (fans) this. Like, get the deal done. I’ve invested far too much mental real estate into this potential hire that now it must come true. He’s the guy. Read the room, Cal/Nick.
Ryans, Steichen and Gannon. I really feel like the Texans can do no wrong here. I still have Gannon as my
#1
candidate tho. McNairs shouldnt hire based on fan service. Get the best guy for the job!
With the report that the Texans inquired about pick
#3
and Hopkins posting that Texans pic, could a trade involving a package with Dhop and Pick
#3
for
#12
and and a future asset be on the horizon?
They gave you new Unis to look forward to ✅
They hired the headcoach you all wanted ✅
Decent Free Agency ✅
They havent gone thru the draft yet but if they dont draft a QB then this it was all for nothing?
Texans Fans, spoiled and entitled cause 3/4 is not bad.
Cannot think of a faster way to throw a wet blanket on the goodwill that the Houston Texans fostered amongst their fan base the past few months than the route they’re reportedly considering.
It was supposed to be a hilariously easy off-season…
Nick saying CJ got a mouth on him, i like cocky players. Specially those who show emotion on the field. Unlike watson that would sit on the bench, put a towel over his head and sulk like a bitch.
Alot of these dudes that hopped off the bandwagon these past 3 years sure are loud now. Even the ones that were just threatening to leave the fanbase if the Texans didnt draft a QB.
Hmmm 🤔
By my estimates, Texans could be at $40M in cap space for 2023. Thats with the rookie draft pool taken in to account as well as a potential Cooks trade and releases of Kirksey, Murray, Maybin and Britt.
Key Targets 👇🏻
You know why Texans are quiet about their HC search? Its because Nick Caserio IS the new HC. He’s just working out the details with himself over which side of him gets more control 😁
Spoke to my sources, after a long night at Ojos Locos and many beers later. Demeco was too drunk to sign the HC contract. He will sign today and become the Texans new Head Coach after Cal and Hannah get him some menudo for the really mean hangover.
Honestly, and this is gonna trigger some people.
Texans fans that want Sean Payton reek of the same desperation as those wanting Bryce Young just because “Texans need a QB”. Fans want a fast rebuild, i get but its impatience.
Alot of depth players being signed just says that the Texans rather build thru the draft as theyve always said they would. Dont see why idiots are mad at these signings lol
Bro how is trading up for Will Anderson an overpay? Lol
You got the best defensive prospect in the draft but its was an overpay?
If you go get the guy you believe in, you pay the price he’s worth. Not an overpay.
The asking price for
#Cardinals
WR DeAndre Hopkins is a "2nd round pick plus something else of value", according to
@AlbertBreer
Worth noting he's due $19.45 million in cash.
Or maybe, now stay with me on this because its a wild theory…
He’s going to address the position in the draft.
Whaaaaa? The draft you say!?? Shits crazy son!
Instead of signing an ascending player in Azeez Al-Shaair,
#Texans
will pay their ILB combination of Christian Kirksey, Jalen Reeves-Maybin, Blake Cashman $8M in 2023
Nick Caserio's FA Process makes no logical sense
If its rumored that Demeco loves Will Anderson and doesnt want a QB at 2, how are you QB thirsty dudes not calling out Demeco? Lol
Oh right. Its Nick’s fault. I forgot. My bad guys 🥴
I had Will Anderson as
#2
BPA after Jalen Carter but im starting to change my mind with more film i watch. The man is versatile and quick off the edge. He’s the type of guy i think Demeco would love.
This is the way i look at it, and some of your are gonna cry about this and take it the wrong way i just know it lol (im going to laugh at you btw)
CJ Stroud pick was to please the whiny ass fan base
Will Anderson pick was for Demeco and the front office.
So it was a problem when McCown wanted to be HC with no “experience” but now ya’ll saying JJ Should be DC who also doesnt have experience? Lol make it make sense.
Quarterbacks are reporting today in Houston, and
#Texans
QB Deshaun Watson is expected to be among them, source said. He’s showing up for testing to begin entry into training camp. However, Watson’s stance about the organization and desire to be traded remains unchanged.
Houston is a football city. Regardless of how many Chips the Astros win. As a matter of fact, when the Stros were losing, I remember going to damn near empty games and bought tickets for less than $5 sometimes got them free. No Chip and Stros wouldnt even be talked about at all.
Its not in me to abandon a team i loved since it started but i will not watch a game or purchase a single texans product until Cal sells this team if Deshaun Watson leaves. It is not acceptable to lose your franchise QB just to keep a guy that does nothing for you.
Everyones happy right now but remember, the media and a good amount of the fans already picked their next villain. Nick Caserio is about to get alot of heat at the first sign of trouble. Im going to circle back to this tweet later lol