ً
@tendertiefling
Followers
3,689
Following
425
Media
5,631
Statuses
67,722
prone to writing overblown meta when the media i consume overwhelms me — ☕️ ∣ lvl 13 college of lore bard ∣ 🇵🇸
thay. she/her. 21+. pt-br/eng
Joined June 2018
Don't wanna be here?
Send us removal request.
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
Jack Smith
• 460598 Tweets
FEMA
• 449115 Tweets
Messi
• 168089 Tweets
SURPRISE FROM BECKY
• 142344 Tweets
Kalafina
• 97635 Tweets
Maui
• 93991 Tweets
Padres
• 76644 Tweets
Royals
• 61938 Tweets
Junior
• 59435 Tweets
Orioles
• 44570 Tweets
Inter Miami
• 43494 Tweets
GOLD RUSH
• 35460 Tweets
Brewers
• 32329 Tweets
Braves
• 31461 Tweets
プロデューサー
• 27037 Tweets
学園アイドルマスター
• 26383 Tweets
#नवरात्रि
• 23309 Tweets
岡田監督
• 22032 Tweets
Sant Shri Asharamji Bapu
• 21163 Tweets
梶浦さん
• 19008 Tweets
Shakti Upasana
• 18570 Tweets
#今年も新作スイーツラテ飲みたーーーーい
• 18301 Tweets
Saint Dr MSG Insan
• 17991 Tweets
ميسي
• 17636 Tweets
Mendoza
• 16574 Tweets
渋沢栄一
• 15192 Tweets
マナー講師
• 15164 Tweets
#もうすぐ三角チョコパイの季節
• 14982 Tweets
マナー違反
• 13630 Tweets
藤川球児
• 12997 Tweets
Dalmau
• 12301 Tweets
being divorced from a piece of media but still loving a very specific character from feels like a custody battle
240
10K
60K
do u ever think about how crazy the concept of ocs are??? you literally make up a guy in your head, give him a lot of problems, then rotate them in your mind like rotisserie chicken for a insurmountable amount of time
142
13K
54K
i can’t stress enough that if you play games a lot/draw/type for long hours you need to exercise. i don’t mean stretch and take breaks. i mean using weights and having a program to build some fucking muscles on those paper wrists of yours. you are injuring yourself.
142
5K
33K
normalize playing dnd and not being able to do mental basic math on the spot and not understanding the combat rules completely
154
3K
17K
“slut era” i whisper as i make my character romance a npc in the dnd campaign i play in
14
1K
10K
actually dnd is not about fighting monsters. it’s about kissing the npc you love the most
54
2K
10K
girl help the dnd party can’t stop drawing their characters kissing each other
38
1K
10K
video game soundtracks peaked when florence welch sang an epic version of “i’m not calling you a liar” for dragon age and then did a cover of “stand by me” for the gay final fantasy
51
2K
8K
can’t believe we were stuck for over a decade at bumfuck ferelden while THIS place existed. i bet they have plumbing. what do they have in the hinterlands?? RABID BEARS
Enjoy this sneak-peek at tomorrow's Gameplay Reveal!
Rook and Varric arrive in the stunning - and seedy - city of Minrathous. Little do they know what dangers await. Tune in tomorrow to find out:
#DragonAge
1K
4K
19K
80
1K
8K
*rubs my gay, gender nonconforming, slimy lil hands all over your dnd* does this upset u
146
998
7K
these are the people who have always reduced hozier’s craft to “bog fairy king” when he has been making staunchly serious and important political statements in his art for the past decade i don’t expect anything from them
7
747
7K
the way i play dnd is i create a little guy and i give him the terminal condition of heartache
27
792
7K
the more i play dnd and dm the more i realize how hard it is to let your characters fail and actively have flaws
60
377
6K
one of my players, who’s a really close friend of mine and never played dnd before, writes notes of each session with little anecdotes about how her character feels at important moments and sends them to me so i can understand her pc better. i love her
42
384
6K
dragon age literally paved the way for gay rep in video games and it’s not even an exaggeration. we had bisexual rogues with fully animated gay sex scenes in the FIRST game which was launched in the year 2009. let that sink in
dragon age is one of the gayest fantasy games with some of the gayest fans i've ever seen, anyone who claims otherwise is living in their own world
77
488
4K
48
1K
6K
i’m obsessed with this analogy. brennan lee mulligan, the dm that you are today.
25
895
6K
these divas are about to have legendary necromancer beef or the greatest of friendships
35
695
5K
“like dogs, shianni.”
20
1K
5K
half of my problems would be solved by attending a ball in a dnd game
41
804
5K
brennan yelling while holding the tal’dorei guide “THIS IS NOT DONE?? THIS IS AN ENTIRE CONTINENT FOLKS” because matt said he’s never done with exandria
6
249
5K
no line in the history of livestreamed ttrpgs will ever be as harrowing as brennan lee mulligan’s “patia. are you weakest at the elbow or the shoulder?"
37
410
5K
"am i too soft on my players?" i ask myself as i watch brennan lee mulligan commit atrocities against his
9
350
5K
unfortunately though i adore lovm percy i don’t think any sort of medium beyond livestreamed dnd truly could capture the brilliance of taliesin jaffe playing that character and dropping banger line after banger line while improvising
29
343
5K
before every session the dm asks us a question about our characters and now we've started asking him a question too, tonight's was which one of our characters was the hottest and he said my character. i have won dnd
12
282
4K
watching critical role is just watching hours of liam o’brien sitting forlornly in the corner
20
231
4K
i want to clarify that i don’t “play” characters in dnd. i get possessed by them
12
970
4K
at least 60% of the entertainment of dnd is watching the cleric stress during combat
54
255
3K
those caleb widogast wizard book holsters remain the peak of dnd character design
26
255
3K
i wish cr hadn’t gotten so much shit in the first campaign, being accused of having a script or of “railroading” its players for the livestream. because i don’t know where people got the idea that pre planning a narrative is a bad thing just because it’s dnd
5
217
3K
varric to rook: i want you to meet someone who has personal stakes in this
lavellan with a glock:
11
735
3K
this is coming lovingly from someone who struggled with wrist pains on both hands due to repetitive work since i was 16. i’m in my mid twenties now and one of the MANY reasons i can’t skip the gym is because i like to game!!! a lot!!! and draw and write!! a LOT!!!
2
61
3K
no one:
me: And That’s Why Calamity Is Peak Live Dnd and Brennan Lee Mulligan Understands The Medium Better Than Everyone Else
23
267
3K
one of matt mercer’s most insane lines still has to be “it invokes imagery you’ve seen once before” like why would he hurt me like that
5
118
3K
i’ve always loved how dragon age often, as a franchise, allows its protagonists to fail. the initial battle of ostagar in dao, the death of hawke’s family members in da2 +corypheus, the fall of haven in dai. your triumphs only reverberate because of previous failings
I don’t care what anyone says, the sequence of struggling through the snow alone after the events of Haven is so important and well executed
27
261
3K
8
446
3K
��y’all, i’ve made a simple notion template for DND PLANNING you can now duplicate and use in your own notion account. it includes stat blocks and NPC galleries to use as needed.
🔗 link for use:
31
637
3K
sometimes all a dnd table needs is someone who will cry on cue and in-character to really amp the experience of roleplaying
26
224
3K
percy de rolo wore a plague mask, invented the gun after making a pact with a demon to fight his vampire enemies, was rejected by the goddess of death herself for being too fucked up and then had a tiefling child because of his dark dealings. congrats you won GOTH OF THE DECADE
11
439
3K
caleb widogast i know what you are
what’s a good male performance where he’s being a SLUT a MANWHORE
3K
6K
99K
15
482
3K
y'all ever think about how brennan lee mulligan somehow kept his audience AND players thoroughly engaged and entertained while he described nothing but damage being taken for longer than a hour in exu calamity? i think about it a lot
16
187
3K
solas destroying that fuck ass crossbow was a FAVOR varric you need your old situationship GO you’re literally in your 50s!!!!!!!!
14
365
3K
they’re gonna do terribly slutty things to this old man’s cervix on twitter dot com
21
510
3K
astarion bg3 is going through the essek thelyss/solas dragonage moment in which he’s most decidedly NOT the most popular character in the fandom, the portion that loves him is just LOUD AS FUCK and that’s alright
22
200
3K
more dnd games should make use of timeskips. when the campaign starts winding down i don’t see why not have the characters skip like a year or two and like. level up while they do so.
38
180
3K
date idea: you play dragon age inquisition while i explain the lore of the universe in excruciating detail as you get your ass handed to you by a bear in the hinterlands <3
33
718
3K
one of my players just let us know she’s gonna be late for the session today bc she’s gonna be at a wine event she’s attending for research for her dnd pc. i—
9
84
2K
*holds dragon age’s fandom’s hand gently* you DON’T need the voice actors’ validation for your silly headcanons OR interpretations of the character to feel how you feel or think how you think about them. repeat it with me. leave the poor people alone
3
464
2K
critical role when laura bailey was pregnant
TV shows when an actress is pregnant IRL but not in the show:
495
10K
124K
12
130
2K
the dragon age fandom is all fun and games while the hype is at an all time high but wait 3 months and we’ll get the DNI lists saying “CULLEN stans DNI” “if you think anders was right BLOCK ME” “solas NEGATIVITY” “bioware critical BEWARE” “if you sided with the templars KYS”
44
468
2K
*rubs my gay little hands all over your ttrpg* does this upset you?
45
537
2K
me: i can’t believe i have to fuck the briarwoods now
everyone: u don’t have to
me: no i’m gonna
7
228
2K
hand brennan lee mulligan the kryn dynasty. all of it. i know he’ll do right by it
11
100
2K
the way he takes in this instance to seem meek so people will underestimate him at first impression but as the game goes on you realize he stands tall, chest up, chin up every time he’s in a cutscene
16
233
2K
percy de rolo the most character ever. “i want vengeance” then he gets some vengeance and it doesn’t feel too good so he murders 3 more people just to make sure it isn’t hitting right
5
220
2K
so the wrist pains are lowkey chronic at this point which means that if i go too many days without exercise and say,,, play games nonstop for too many days, i’ll be in crippling pain, take care of your body i’m DEAD serious
2
46
2K
if the love doesn’t feel like work song by hozier then what is the point
5
510
2K
*pulls curtain back while matt mercer is in the shower*
me: will you—stop screaming it’s me— will you voice essek in the m9 animated series???
10
220
2K
the fact that “for i have seen the throne of the gods, and it was empty” is the rawest line in the dragon age franchise and it’s said by the most pathetic mf in all 3 games. hysterical actually
12
485
2K
when hozier said “when my time comes around lay me gently in the cold dark earth, no grave can hold my body down, i’ll crawl home to her”
1
380
2K
do others dms also leave dnd sessions emotionally exhausted or am i just extremely neurodivergent
98
50
2K
“history will remember me,” says laerryn, whom we have not heard a single piece of lore about in all the 800 years post-calamity. i’m in shambles.
14
102
2K
doctors may prescribe you painkillers and treatments and some may say not to worry since you’re young but i swear to god. if you have NO plans to change your routine (stop typing/gaming/drawing for hours on end, like me) you need exercise to counterbalance that or you’re fucked
1
61
2K
i love how bioware has their favorite girls they'll flip canon upside down for no matter what and it's ALWAYS the og dao girls: morrigan and leliana
10
143
2K
and when c2 of critical role gets an animated series and the opening sequence is one of two shadowy figures secretively trading a luxon beacon and it fades to black, then bam! a “3 years later” frame just as caleb widogast opens his eyes in a shitty inn room… then what?
15
119
2K
i was about to fall asleep then this thought crept into my brain: matt mercer is going to unbury your gays the shit out of orym’s dead husband. good night
10
79
2K
i love how bioware knows they can never top the tarot art style so they’re just using it again. as they should
11
231
2K
i genuinely think xhorhas is matt's greatest triumph in worldbuilding, he did an incredible thing with convincing the players of the in-universe propaganda then completely turned it in its head when they actually got introduced to the country itself and it was beatifully subtle
The first Xhorhas episode of c2 is FASCINATING because the m9 are clearly expecting it to be this awful place filled with bad people. Knowing the home they discover within it, it really is a masterful way of showing the power of dehumanizing propaganda
4
45
792
4
123
2K
dream segments in dnd ARE SO GOOD and i love them v much. in every other medium of storytelling they’re prone to being cheap devices for plot progression but in dnd they can be key in helping the players back on track or foreshadowing no one has the full picture for but the dm
20
138
2K
i love you artists who are obsessed with their own ocs i love you artists whose art is exclusively of their oc i love you artists who ship their ocs with other people’s oc i love y
7
431
2K
remember that one time a tweet of mine abt how i don’t know all the dnd rules by heart got 20k likes and then dudebros were on the replies telling me to stop playing dnd and making myself everybody else’s problem? that was funny. anyway i’m dming a session 0 of a campaign today
40
45
2K
something so beautiful about spending 10 years headcanoing that his wolf form was a beautiful white wolf and then him actually being a mangy ugly ass 3 eyed wolf i’m yodelling
19
124
2K
someone please put brennan lee mulligan on the phone i wanna hear his thoughts on OGL 1.1
12
71
2K