PSA: Stop using polyamory to be a piece of shit. If you don't respect one partner, odds are claiming you're poly means you won't respect any partner. Poly isn't a hall pass to fucking around while disregarding someone's feelings. How about you go fuck yourself instead.
My advice?
Take a zinc supplement.
Take pygeum, not in a combination supplement, and find what dose gives the most benefit
Exercise.
Drink plenty of water.
Bonus round: drink a few swigs or a small cup of pineapple juice daily.
You’re welcome.
Anyway good morning.
When this model drops I'm gonna nut so hard my sperm are gonna hit 88 mph, travel back in time, and impregnate your mom.
I'm gonna become your dad retroactively.
I like to send out holiday wishes to people in my life, whether we talk every day or rarely interact at all. My list for years was relatively small. This year I've had 74 people and counting, and I love and appreciate all of you.
Happy Holidays 🧡
Working out of town is essentially choosing to be disconnected from everyone for the day in return for better pay. It digs at my FOMO something fierce.
I hope you all have a wonderful day. 🧡
So many of yall having a piss poor morning, and here’s me somehow with energy to spare. If you don’t think you’re gonna make it to the finish line today, you better believe I’m turning around, picking you up and carrying you across.
Gettin some new folks to the discord so I'll just state for all - my community is a supportive and caring place. We don't tolerate racism, sexism, homophobia, or any other forms of edgy 4chan humor. It's not the space for you and you'll be mocked by everyone then thrown out. 💕
🍷Perks of Worshipping Me 🍷
👁️ You’re guaranteed to smile
👁️ I actually respond, unlike some deities
👁️ Trouble conceiving? Not any more
👁️ My tail is fluffy. Yes you may pet it
👁️ Won’t need your eyes anymore - may as well give them to me
Oh, DATING? Hold on-
🦄 Perks of Dating Me 🦄
💜I will bother you all-day long!
🖤You will become a co-parent to all my plushies!
💜I will 'convince' you to consume all types of horror media with me! (Movies, Games, etc.)
🖤 AND MORE!!
💜Actually, don't, there are none, I am literally INSANE!!! :D
I wasn't gonna but I have to now
Cazzious: 6/10 formal but acceptable
Cazz: 10/10 we're homies now
Ious: 2/10 why
Dad: 8/10 if you just asked me for advice/to go fishing
Daddy: 12/10 you know who you are
Cazzious Tempt Eris: 0/10 instructions unclear, mission failed