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she/they. 27. librarian and professional weirdo.
oklahoma 🌪
Joined April 2011
So anyways give @guardianknuckle // @monadobreaker money and they will give you a very cool, personal piece of art to cherish forever. 10/10 would frame in home
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@whomstbitch For love bitch! Some people aren't ready for it at that age. Some are. Some aren't and do it anyways! But I promise you I'm not "missing out" on my 20s. I'm sharing my 20s (and 30s and 40s and more) with someone I love! Quit ragging on people who don't do things the way you do.
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@thatsOURman @cozymother THIS. I would want my husband to save the baby because that is my baby and I love him so much already (I'm 33 weeks along), but also I fully understand how difficult it would be to grieve a spouse and also have to take care of a newborn.
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@LilHulkQ @youngflymouthOG They were in a hurry to get to the hospital. he was thinking she could wait 2 minutes til they got there, so why waste that time pulling over if it could have potentially made a huge difference and gotten her to a more comfortable setting in which to have her baby??.
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@thatgirljo_ It's all fun and games until you pavlov her into being allergic to them for real 😂.
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@GusyNeitor @CinemamindDavid It's literally just the evil energy the characters have. Like they inherently feel wrong even when they're not being terrifying.
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My inner scene kid still lives and she FUCKING LOVES Riff Raff. Neonardo da Vinci indeed 👩🏼🎤.
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@sammymarie @LuckyDogHotSaus I can't believe I'm saying this but I unironically love how minimalist it is. If you took the crocs logo off and sold it as designer there would be dupes within the month.
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@22anddmean @Sir_Hurizzel A non-pisces could NEVER fully appreciate the drama of a long coat falling seductively off one shoulder, then slipping all the way off to reveal a lewk~ underneath.
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@saintdyana If you were in a class of 30 people or less and 23 of those people had been in school together since headstart, you would definitely understand the New Kid frenzy. Especially if the new kid is from another state.
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@xelessence @heavyvvaves Me, an anxious person who has tried *everything* to appease my system: "I have stomach issues". A non-anxious person eating a gallon of mayonnaise with a spoon: "its because of your diet".
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@wrongwadewilson They all know the moment his name is mentioned hes going to show up and tell Peter "I'm you but from the future" in a really bad terminator accent and scar peter for life.
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@bettyboof_ Draw on them? The photo is dark but not unrecognizable, it might not look so sad if you put some cool art around them and then everyone could buy a one-of-a-kind tee.
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Nobody gives me baby fever like Jewel and her cute lil spooky family
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@MNateShyamalan Thats why I insisted that my wisdom teeth stayed in my possession after being removed from my skull. I had to fight the anesthesia until they promised me they wouldn't let you have them.
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Oh, to climb the stairs with my novel and snuggle in to read. .
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@VickyLynnLovey @saintdyana Like the one time she hangs out with friends (when they go dress shopping) she leaves to buy a book and ends up having dinner with the hot mysterious guy from school. Shes an enigma.
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@wrongwadewilson Peter, horrified: I look like an avocado in the fut--.Peter, seeing his opportunity and cutting himself off to make the joke: you got exz-ma.
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@amanda_c_rae Bachelor/ette would be less exciting w real people who have social boundaries. Part of the reason it's entertaining is that Rebecca the 24 year old influencers/dog walker has no idea how to act right and will do ANYTHING to get the attention of Chris the professional free spirit.
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@VickyLynnLovey @saintdyana After three years shes proved herself as some weird supernatural beacon and she keeps to herself so she never really loses that new kid mystery.
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I've followed @jeweleaves for a while now and like I KNOW shes down to earth and cool but I'm still shook every time she acknowledges me??? Me, a humble plebe????.
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@gothspiderbitch Actually I was blissfully unaware about the spine wall until now so thank you for making that the singular most pressing thought in my mind.
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@jfabby @CasparSalmon Librarian here. Idc if your books are late. I'm literally paid to be in the library every day and still sometimes forget to return my books before they're due. Life happens, just bring them back when you can so that others can enjoy them.
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@gothfruits The ghost of a rotted fruit pissed in this glass, we call it "La Croix" I hope u like it.
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Caveman brain: you dress the way you do because you want attention . Galaxy brain: you dress the way you do because you would rather that people look at your outfit instead of at YOU.
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THE CYNTHIA. brb making myself one
As always, I made all the props and costume pieces for this look by hand. The wig was a Little Bo Peep wig that I straightened with hot water and styled, and the Cynthia doll was a modified Barbie from Tangled whose hair I replaced with bobby pins and face I repainted on.
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@opalmirror @Mystalope @_mercyaguilar @denisemassar @toddedillard Teeth Fairie here. I'm real, I'm just terribly unorganized. I tried the post-it reminder method, but there are just. so many teeth. And so little wall space. Terribly sorry.
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@simonbelmonts People do the same with clear skin. If you have good skin you can wear baggy sweats w a holey top and be called effortless, but if you have acne everyone assumes you're a gross dirty slob.
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@snitchery First frame should be a cropped version of pic one with a caption telling you to swipe for the full body shot. The ultimate thirst trap 10/10 would swipe.
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who got that one bobs burgers clip?.
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@gothspiderbitch One of my earliest memories is that my friend had to go home, but the sticker she'd had on her shirt had fallen off so I cradled the rumpled sticker in my little hands and cried while I sang a song about how lonely and unloved I was. I was probably like. 3.
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@shawtyastrology Mars in Libra: I get mad but I can also see why you did the thing that makes me mad. I'll call you on it, but I'll weigh all my options before I do. sometimes it's better to poke the bear until he comes out of his cave, instead of going in the cave yourself.
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@wetneptune Leo rising. This retrograde was hard but I'm coming out the other side more confident than ever. I'm learning to manage myself in a way that allows me to be a better version of myself in every aspect. I'm striving to master what I know and be the best at what I do.
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@clhubes When I was a kid, my dad told me to pick my mom some shoes. I picked ugly, too-small shoes and they were both the left shoe. She pretended to be very sad that she couldn't wear them, then claimed they didn't have any in her size when she went to exchange them for a left + right.
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@sarahmcgbeauty This is my Hamster Rihanna (shes in a Tupperware while I clean her cage 😅) she loves food and the smell of weed so I think I picked a good name for her
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@jfabby @CasparSalmon I'm probably too busy making slime with the teens and doing silly dances with the toddlers to shush you. There are still some old-school librarians out there, but most of us want the library to be fun and fun does not involve fines/fees or shushing.
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@aaronreading That's still more than I actually deserve lol. I'm definitely joking about the sugar baby stuff I'm too lazy to get a good sugar daddy.
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Today, for the first time ever, I got a flat @Sprite from @McDonalds and my immediate thought was that they're ruining the @gothfruits brand.
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@drethegirl @_hannuhhh My mom has been in the US legally for 23 years and is still in the process of getting her citizenship. Even for those with the money to do things right, it's very very hard. Imagine having zero money and not speaking fluent English and trying.
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@sarahmcgbeauty Listen. I mean this in the absolute best way possible. Your dog looks like you.
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@IHateMekal @resenatorrr See what we're not gonna do is talk bad on miss Doja for being a woman. Please move your sad lil soundcloud ass on.
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@jfabby @CasparSalmon I make no promises that I won't silently judge you, but this is literally what my work badge looks like so it's not like anyone takes my judgement seriously
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Two years ago vs (about) two weeks ago. Even my hair is happier and healthier
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@OkieSpaceQueen @cricketarrison @str8churlish Are we thinking like, the left photo but with beans, or the right photo but diamond shaped? (The right photo is actually the back side of a furby made of beans 🙃)
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I got 50 new followers and several DMs supporting me. because I talked about how important love is. My lil pisces heart is so full!!!.
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@mercurialmami This is a Virgo sexting on Adderall and wine. If it was a pisces man he would've snuck in a word like "tremble" or "quiver".
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@13thconcept_ @GaryRHess Protesting the separation of families who came to America so their children could live better lives. Instead of freedom and better lives, kids are being put in CAGES. This is the land of the free, but so many are sitting idly by while we become the land of the caged.
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@zephanijong By walking like the lab assistant of a mad scientist hell-bent on reanimating corpses
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SOMEONE got knocked up in high school and is now bitter lmao
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Shoutout to the hopeless romantics and happily married people who have followed me after seeing that tweet 🥰.
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My photographer posted a sneak peak of some of the pictures we took today and I'm 😍🤩😍🤩😍
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@sarahmcgbeauty Sarah. plz. you almost lost an eye for that shoot plz charge more for this 😂😭
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Our wedding pics and our honeymoon pics 🥰
What’s y’all fav relationship pics of 2019?.
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@softxlumax @koralinadean I haven't watched so I have 0 bias but the left one was sooo awkward but the RIGHT ONE??? Hellooo that is HIM babe he's the one.
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If you don't do it for love then why do it? Romantic love, friendship love, family love, SELF love. that's the reason for all of it, I think.
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This some fuckboy shit to say
it's sad a that a genuinely good guy can't even try to slid up on a girls story or slide into her DMs anymore and spit game bc of all the f boys out there. there really are good guys out there that never get the time of day.
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Yall I bought my wedding dress today in a rummage shop and it was 25 dollars and tonight I'm gonna happy cry myself to sleep.
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@myissapearson If you're more concerned with your connection to a person than their genitals, that's demisexual or pansexual. Demis and pans can have a gender preference but are ultimately open to anything. LESBIANS, however, are ONLY into women. You're not a lesbian.
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I just saw someone saying "OkC is the best place to find a date" and it took me like five whole minutes to realize they meant OkCupid and not Oklahoma City.
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@rachaelreid89 @gothspiderbitch It gets worse she adds another shade of paint to make it look "distressed".
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