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@teeh_bagg

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@teeh_bagg
darkskinnededauntviv.
2 years
@thestonedmakoti @Adorelotus @queenglitter4 lmaoooo not this specific one… but i get what you mean 😂😂😂
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@teeh_bagg
darkskinnededauntviv.
7 years
I love that if you read R.I.P. as the acronym or the word that it STILL makes sense.
@bananaemojis
carolube
7 years
R.I.P my moms vagina
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@teeh_bagg
darkskinnededauntviv.
5 years
@marvinzroom_ @30SecFights “you know what..? yeah i get it” took me tf OUT.
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@teeh_bagg
darkskinnededauntviv.
4 years
@AyoLaura7 @RapsGoldenRatio @poompoomnicus @LockDanie @andioop____ @mariethemuse @_iamoj_ i have this theory that the kids that were above ground were with the shits so much because it was already in their blood from having a mom that was underground before. they were born with that instinct if that makes sense.
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@teeh_bagg
darkskinnededauntviv.
8 months
@jaemashallah @seleena6166 yeah! why do you think her voice was like that? it was probably like 30 years since the last time she had to talk.
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@teeh_bagg
darkskinnededauntviv.
5 years
@bitchesbfightin @irionnaspalace the way she lifted her shades after the combo 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩
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@teeh_bagg
darkskinnededauntviv.
3 years
@SonoraReyes am i trippin or could deloris hear him the ENTIRE fucking time and just left it alone because she knew the reason why he had to leave or at least most of it?!?!? also abuela doesn’t have a fucking gift either. *cough* mirabel will take her place eventually.
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@teeh_bagg
darkskinnededauntviv.
5 years
@JimmyJump187 @LadyLondonnn why are you yelling?
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@teeh_bagg
darkskinnededauntviv.
2 years
@mimisplsn @aminhabeebi if this is the conversation we’re having my good sis @mafiasafia needs to have involvement
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@teeh_bagg
darkskinnededauntviv.
7 years
@booboothefooI wish you and me were bff's so I could roast you like a true best friend should 😩😩😩
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@teeh_bagg
darkskinnededauntviv.
9 years
@Iiquidhighlight how can you spell out a racial slur that was used to dehumanize MY ancestors with your shirts and pose/smile for the camera
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@teeh_bagg
darkskinnededauntviv.
2 years
@taylorstoebeans someone training people for a new role literally stopped teaching and bought tickets. SHE GOT 6. when only her and her son are going. she said she was gonna sell the rest. i called her “that guy” and she laughed. nobody else did. hate her.
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@teeh_bagg
darkskinnededauntviv.
6 years
@BrendanCredence @Iampresleyenofe @JassyCruz3 @Alex_Houseof308 one time in my dream i was at this BBQ at HU (lit af) i knew i was dreaming so i’m being extra, eating hella food doin backflips and shit. then someone had me take a pic, it came out normal then i put it to front facing and it soon as it switched i woke up. i almost pees myself.
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@teeh_bagg
darkskinnededauntviv.
2 years
buy my sibling’s book. soni wrote it for us!
@SonoraReyes
Sonora Reyes
2 years
It's finally happening! My little gay Catholic school book is out in the world today! This book is a love letter to the queer kids, to the BIPOC kids, and to anyone learning how to be comfortable in their own skin 💛💗💙 Want a copy? Look no further!
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@teeh_bagg
darkskinnededauntviv.
7 years
gotta let the world know that I luv @booboothefooI (even if her head is so big that she doesn't have dreams she has movies) 😘😘😘
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@teeh_bagg
darkskinnededauntviv.
5 years
omw home last night i saw like 4 cop cars stopped behind this red dodge. the driver looked like “...again??” with his head back and arm out the window. lmaooo let this man go the entire fuck homeeeee! they ESCAPED from PRISON. they not in the red pickup no more, officers.
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@teeh_bagg
darkskinnededauntviv.
4 years
PSA: if a family member is toxic you DO NOT have to fuck with them for the sake of history, other family or blood relation. you don’t owe them shit.
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@teeh_bagg
darkskinnededauntviv.
6 years
@KiarraRoberts @Emmyjurado i’m still stuck on the shadow mom saying “to think, if it weren’t for you i never would have danced at all” idk why but that hit me hard!
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@teeh_bagg
darkskinnededauntviv.
2 years
@NovGirl91 @LaRonHines okay, good job! ♥️♥️♥️
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darkskinnededauntviv.
2 years
@DarylDancy @Tosci_Marie lmao “i ain’t even know that was y—“
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@teeh_bagg
darkskinnededauntviv.
8 months
@_skinnypimp_ @seleena6166 @n0nchalanntt that or she didn’t know how to speak yet. been down there for like 6-8 years and NOBODY else speaks. also that’s why i think she was crying in the car. she’d never been in one before and she’d never seen rain before. she was scared imo.
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@teeh_bagg
darkskinnededauntviv.
5 years
@AlainaToTheMax “that’smygrandma’s. I ATE MY GRANDMA. and it took a week because she was absolutely humongous. WHY ARE YOU HERE???” 😭😭😭
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@teeh_bagg
darkskinnededauntviv.
4 years
well damn jackie... i can’t control the weather
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@teeh_bagg
darkskinnededauntviv.
9 years
sushi is delicious. but so are flautas and tahdig.
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@teeh_bagg
darkskinnededauntviv.
5 years
the loml just turned in front of me in a ‘64. i’ll take my IUD out myself. let’s fucking GET IT.
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@teeh_bagg
darkskinnededauntviv.
9 years
@dvhs_bsu @DVHSfootball_ it obviously was everyone but the fact that they were comfortable enough to do it out in the open speaks volumes.
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@teeh_bagg
darkskinnededauntviv.
10 years
awwwww i really don't want #BlackOutDay to end.
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@teeh_bagg
darkskinnededauntviv.
4 years
hear me out! Cheaters meets To Catch a Predator but with racists! we show them the proof like chris hansen THEN we let them get they ass beat on national television by who they were being racists towards. TELL ME YOU WOULDN’T TUNE IN!!!
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@teeh_bagg
darkskinnededauntviv.
5 years
one time my granny sat in one at a cookout and when it broke “fallin” by alicia keys hit the shuffle. the whole time she was goin down she said “jesushelpmelord” and i ran in the house because i was as weak as that chair.
@KhadiDon
Khadi Don
5 years
Everybody got that one family member who sat in this and broke it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@teeh_bagg
darkskinnededauntviv.
7 years
@reneeepona @Mikel_Jollett complete derailment. this isn't about you. it's annoying to read your irrelevant experience when they have nothing to do with this.
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@teeh_bagg
darkskinnededauntviv.
9 years
i was highkey feelin' myself tonight. good lawd.
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@teeh_bagg
darkskinnededauntviv.
6 months
i had a dream i did shrooms
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darkskinnededauntviv.
9 years
@jamieson_ethan @Iiquidhighlight a group of black folk or any poc DID NOT get together and spell out the word "cracker" for their pan. pic.
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@teeh_bagg
darkskinnededauntviv.
5 years
EMBEZZLE????
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@teeh_bagg
darkskinnededauntviv.
2 years
@OriginalMNH @elevenelum @Brieyonce if so i can’t wait to wake up and beat my own ass. why would am i working when i should be sleep? tf.
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darkskinnededauntviv.
2 years
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@teeh_bagg
darkskinnededauntviv.
5 years
caught the golden hour slippin’
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@teeh_bagg
darkskinnededauntviv.
10 years
I'm actually kinda terrified to listen to @JUNGLEPUSSY ..... I'm afraid my life will change. Is that weird?
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@teeh_bagg
darkskinnededauntviv.
7 months
@tonystatovci and you better parody them ALL
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@teeh_bagg
darkskinnededauntviv.
7 years
i’ll age when i’m good and ready.
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@teeh_bagg
darkskinnededauntviv.
7 years
grainy as a sumbitch
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@teeh_bagg
darkskinnededauntviv.
7 years
willing to bet my check this is taylor swift's funky ass 😩
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@teeh_bagg
darkskinnededauntviv.
7 years
just woke up.......... this is in MY city. anybody care to engage in conversation about this? or fight? i’m flexible. lemme know.
@imraansiddiqi
Imraan Siddiqi
7 years
"Why do they teach their children to hate?" -Watch as self-proclaimed "patriots" bring their children along, while trespassing at an AZ mosque. A disgusting display of hatred. via @hatehurts_ -Share it widely.
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@teeh_bagg
darkskinnededauntviv.
6 years
average-SLIGHTLY above average dick energy
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darkskinnededauntviv.
1 year
@ItsBennyBlanco benny, what is the third picture called?
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@teeh_bagg
darkskinnededauntviv.
8 years
word on the street is that it's the last #blackoutday of the year. cheers 💋
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@teeh_bagg
darkskinnededauntviv.
7 years
@PERVROCKER hmmm. i feel like if i agree to go to a guys house i barely know the ONLY way i have said yes to sex is if i literally say yes to sex.
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@teeh_bagg
darkskinnededauntviv.
10 months
@Theonlycmarie @kylaaaa__ it’s in my head on loop anytime someone says “Drake” and “Degrassi” in the same sentence.
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@teeh_bagg
darkskinnededauntviv.
2 years
@SoleNDVL_ i think— we ALL think the bags was a nice idea… but couldabeendonebetter
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@teeh_bagg
darkskinnededauntviv.
7 years
today is mine for the taking. i will smile, laugh and give hugs. i’ll show myself how beautiful i am.
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darkskinnededauntviv.
4 years
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@teeh_bagg
darkskinnededauntviv.
5 years
you think i look good? you think i look good??? ithinkilookgood 🥴
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@teeh_bagg
darkskinnededauntviv.
6 years
god gave me both! what a gracious and giving god i serve. mmm mmm mmm 🙌🏽
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@teeh_bagg
darkskinnededauntviv.
2 years
@TainoYoruba @kaylalynette__ me and the only other black person on my team AFTER you gave her the business then realizing it’s more fuh us
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@teeh_bagg
darkskinnededauntviv.
7 years
bring roast battles back. my brothers and me weren't allowed to hit each other so we would make fun of each other until somebody cried 😂😂
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@teeh_bagg
darkskinnededauntviv.
6 years
slim jims are literally dog food sticks. fuck if i don’t be crushing them long boyz like woof woof tho.
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@teeh_bagg
darkskinnededauntviv.
10 years
iman omari is phenomenal.
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@teeh_bagg
darkskinnededauntviv.
6 years
F O C U S
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@teeh_bagg
darkskinnededauntviv.
7 years
fuck ANYBODY who has anything negative to say about my fine black ass.
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@teeh_bagg
darkskinnededauntviv.
7 years
lie to me and tell me my booty gettin bigger even if it ain't
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@teeh_bagg
darkskinnededauntviv.
5 years
people my sibling is famous @SonoraReyes
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@teeh_bagg
darkskinnededauntviv.
7 years
all moved into the new spot!!! always wanted a jacuzzi tub and i got one now. y'all can't tell me shit.
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@teeh_bagg
darkskinnededauntviv.
10 years
your lips lookin mad luscious girl. what you put on em? boy bye. that's pizza grease.
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darkskinnededauntviv.
10 years
@ikaari him and Jimmy from super bad.
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@teeh_bagg
darkskinnededauntviv.
5 years
eating popcorn chicken in bed and watching degrassi (the good one) my life is beautiful
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@teeh_bagg
darkskinnededauntviv.
5 years
I DON’T CARE HOW GOOD HER PIE IS! I DON’T WANT HER IN MY DAMN HOUSE!
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@teeh_bagg
darkskinnededauntviv.
4 years
i wanna combine all of my birthday wishes and 11:11s for Jane Elliot to live forever
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@teeh_bagg
darkskinnededauntviv.
5 years
i just got my GED i’m trynacundacollij
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@teeh_bagg
darkskinnededauntviv.
7 years
my roommate is actually my bestfriend and she is a bomb cook. she can make her own ketchup. i tell everyone she can every chance I get.
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@teeh_bagg
darkskinnededauntviv.
9 years
@jamieson_ethan @Iiquidhighlight yours is invalid because there was no argument to be had with me in the first place. did i use that word?
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@teeh_bagg
darkskinnededauntviv.
6 years
DARREN FROM EINSTEIN BAGELS ON MCCLINTOCK I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. YOU ARE MY WORLD BB.
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@teeh_bagg
darkskinnededauntviv.
5 years
i want EVERYBODY out the mothafuckin dressing room PLEASE.
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@teeh_bagg
darkskinnededauntviv.
5 years
@Druski2Funny @LewdaTodd @askaboutbeee “you off the perc rn???” 😂😂😂
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@teeh_bagg
darkskinnededauntviv.
7 years
@_Indysummer_ JAWBREAKER 😭😭😭😭
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@teeh_bagg
darkskinnededauntviv.
4 years
@bookkakes EXACTLY! i could talk about how deep that movie is all day!
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@teeh_bagg
darkskinnededauntviv.
6 years
soo.... i asked this lawyer the primary language of their client and this bitch gon say “english, thankfully!” i was like “...why?” then she says “ because... haha i finally get a break, i swear if i get another spanish speaking client i’m gonna lose it”
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@teeh_bagg
darkskinnededauntviv.
8 years
curiosity killed the cat. here kitty kitty. 👽
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@teeh_bagg
darkskinnededauntviv.
6 years
i��m sick. i don’t want to see vids of young brown boys dying on my timeline anymore. i’d rather folks use their phones to call for help instead. my heart can’t take this.
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@teeh_bagg
darkskinnededauntviv.
6 years
tryna suck it like a bombpop down to the blue tonight
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@teeh_bagg
darkskinnededauntviv.
8 years
when we're not roasting the fuck out of each other we actually look real nice.
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@teeh_bagg
darkskinnededauntviv.
7 months
@degrassichats when joey sucked helium out of a balloon and says “i’d give you the shirt off my back”
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@teeh_bagg
darkskinnededauntviv.
6 years
probably getting kicked out of ms. rapp’s class at least 3 times a week. also, let the record reflect that I DIDN’T EVEN BE DOIN SHIT.
@onlychyld
Shut up already, damn!
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not having to pay rent
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darkskinnededauntviv.
5 years
literally everyday
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darkskinnededauntviv.
6 years
“i usually don’t like dark skin girls” nigga.... that’s the best fuckin part. next, NO THANK YOU.
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@teeh_bagg
darkskinnededauntviv.
6 years
one of my fav things to think about is that part in beauty in the beast when the village pulled up to the beasts spot and the furniture/household appliances fucked em up. i mean they REALLY beat everybody ass 😭😭😭
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@teeh_bagg
darkskinnededauntviv.
5 years
i’ll RT this EVERY TIME. my nigga was COLD.
@bniceloco
The Based Messiah
5 years
This is still the smoothest flex of all time and it’s not even close
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darkskinnededauntviv.
7 years
really glad I tweeted this instead of only thinking it.
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@teeh_bagg
darkskinnededauntviv.
6 years
angels angels angels. all around me.
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@teeh_bagg
darkskinnededauntviv.
9 years
rub my booty 😥
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@teeh_bagg
darkskinnededauntviv.
5 years
y’all out here NOT wearing seatbelts? my car does NOT move until everybody buckled up. not up in here. nope.
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@teeh_bagg
darkskinnededauntviv.
2 years
@ikaari @GreggyC @EliseFiction also i can’t hear ANY sarah mclaughlin song and not think of y’all black ass.
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@teeh_bagg
darkskinnededauntviv.
11 years
The boobs are free! Finally. Fuck a bra, brah.
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@teeh_bagg
darkskinnededauntviv.
7 years
i only listen to shit that i can feel. every song on my playlist has at least 1 or 2 lines that HIT me.
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@teeh_bagg
darkskinnededauntviv.
4 years
arizona forgot to carry madam zeroni up the mountain!!!! that’s why we’re in the position we’re in. PASS IT ON.
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@teeh_bagg
darkskinnededauntviv.
8 years
i'll do it too. no one is safe.
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@teeh_bagg
darkskinnededauntviv.
2 years
@GreggyC @ikaari @EliseFiction GREG will always be the one to come thru for this sort of stuff. kinda feel like if greg doesn’t remember it likely never happened.
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@teeh_bagg
darkskinnededauntviv.
10 years
if any of the following came on you were getting snatched, throw against a wall and WORKED 1. back dat a$$ up 2. donk 3. shake that monkey
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darkskinnededauntviv.
7 years
i honestly want everybody to ENJOY this beautiful day. it’ll be beautiful with or without you tbh.
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@teeh_bagg
darkskinnededauntviv.
10 years
I always find myself bustin out random gospel notes.
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