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Ram #DCFC 🐏 No hating. Byddai'n well gen i fod yng Nghymru 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 #AutisticDad #TheSmiths #U2 #90sTechno #Liar #Nuggets #Broncos

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“If you’re a sexist, racist, homophobe, or basically an asshole, don’t buy this CD. I don’t care if you like me, I hate you” #KurtCobain
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This made me laugh I must admit. So many apologies on Sky 🐏 Even the apology was sarcastic like they didn’t even mean it #dcfc #dcfcfans
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Fantastic 👏🏻👏🏻🐏🐏🐏 #SaveDerbyCounty #dcfcfans #dcfc
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@visegrad24 @Nick_Dampier1 Where in the letter does it say “We’re buying it off you for £xx ?”
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Best. Pack. Ever. @UltimateTeamUK
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I bet Gary Neville feels a twat now about his fkn stupid comments about what Forest said. It’s not a Forest thing Gary, it’s sucked the fkn life out of football. Now do you get it? People most affected are paying fans in the ground. I hope they vote to kick it out ASAP #VAR
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@OshoSZN It’s not a list of how many teams captains nearly died though is it?
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@oliviashley @ConnorParker10 “Preparation is for weddings”
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@tdurbo
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So, today my dad’s had his results and the radiotherapy has worked and his cancer is in remission 😍😍 He’s a stubborn old goat, me dad. First thing he said straight after: “Fixture list and the Euros next month, I’m going for a pint” I might actually get some sleep. #cancer
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Who's your favourite Westminster predatory paedophile? Historical and current please. #askboris @MayorofLondon
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@tdurbo
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Scenes though. When even the players are filming it, it must be special. Third tier football. ( @YardieRams there you are 😊🐏) #dcfc #dcfcfans
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@tdurbo
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35 years ago today I lost a friend at #Hillsborough , so I’m off to talk to him and take the piss out of Liverpool losing, like we did every week when he was here, and getting stared at like I’m a madman talking to myself in Alfreton cemetery. Rest in peace Paul 😢💔 #LFC
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Nice to see @dcfcofficial appearing in an on-screen stat for all the right reasons for once 🐏😊 Quietly ticking along nicely. (I realise this tweet could easily be the kiss of death. As per) #dcfc #dcfcfans #SHWNEW @BBCSport @BBCMOTD #FACup #NUFC #SWFC
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My favourite #SeanHughes picture, with Morrissey moaning about Geldof’s food not being veggie friendly. Probably the first stand-up comedian I ever saw live. And he ❤️❤️❤️ #Morrissey , so there was that as well Bless ya
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Pride Passion PROMOTION. Most points ever. Most away wins ever. WE. ARE. DERBY #dcfc #dcfcfans (It might sink in by about Tuesday)
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Just your average #OldFirm derby then 😊 #Celtic #Rangers
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@IrvineWelsh Fair play to you for having the honesty to say that rather than quietly deleting and saying nothing. Nice one 👏🏻
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Imagine someone doing that to Ferguson? He’d have dragged him off the pitch by his bollocks #MCFC #CHEMAN #Sarri #Arrizabalaga
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The return of the special one 😂 #CHEMUN #Pedro #Goal #ManUtd #Chelsea
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@ChanleyCourtTV @jeffbeckmusic He’s an honorary Brit anyway, just born in the wrong country. We’d happily have him live here permanently
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@Nick_Dampier1 @visegrad24 But the letter asks what her intentions are. That letter isn’t a compulsory purchase order. That’s bollocks. Absolutely no context to this clip at all
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When your team mate scores the goal of his life #Matic #Zouma #CHETOT #Goal #CFC #Spurs
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Not being funny, but were you not mid- to lower-table Championship when he took over? Now you’ve stayed up again in the Prem. Would you rather still be mid-table Championship? I’m a Ram and even I know you’re talking absolute shit. You want Fawaz back? Twat. #nffc #perspective
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#Burnley just been robbed there surely? #BURARS #Handball #Arsenal
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How not to equalise. 🙈😳😂 #OldFirmDerby #RANCEL #CelticFC #OldFirm
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I hope all the Forest fans I follow on here and their families are not affected by what’s gone off this morning in #Nottingham . Weird when it happens on your doorstep #nffc #dcfc
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BREAKING: Just to confirm then, #Verstappen is still very much a whiney little cunt #USGP #AmericanGP #AustinGP #Lando #F1 #MaxVerstappen
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@tdurbo
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I spent last night like Gary Glitter used to. Lying on me bed being blown by a ten year old fan
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@tdurbo
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Forest steadily improving their team in increments, quite a lot of players for quite a lot of money. Man Yoo trying and failing to panic-buy anyone rated higher than 87 on #FIFA22 . Even as a Derby fan, I find this is funny as fuck 😂 #fifa #dcfc #nffc #dcfcfans
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What a Friday night the last time we got out of the third tier. Followed by a meaningless Monday night match v Darlington. Fingers crossed for 23/24 “Christie, looking as cool as a cucumber, steps up…1 2 3 4…GOAL GOOAALL GOOAALL” #dcfc #dcfcfans #GrahamRichards #Promotion
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Shit. To the Forest fans on here, that’s fkn awful news for him and all his family and all Forest fans I know #nffc #dcfc #TrevorFrancisRIP #RIPTrevorFrancis Trevor Francis: Ex-England player and Britain's first £1m footballer dies aged 69
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@tdurbo
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Fancy opening with Queen and Adam Lambert. Who’s gonna top that? #Queen #PlatinumJubileeconcert
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@tdurbo
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Seb #Vettel yet again. Does he even look sideways ever? #F1 #MexicoGP #SkyF1
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Here's the headline. And here's the comment with the most green arrows. Incredible. @BestoftheMail
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That crowd though. Holy shit. The ones at the back are still hearing Pinball Wizard probably #EltonJohn #Glasto #glastonbury2023 #Glastonbury
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Anyone who genuinely, actually thinks this: Fuck off. FUCK. OFF. Seriously....FUCK OFF. And don’t come back #GavinandStacey
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Has anybody managed to get the perfect pic of the whole pitch covered in fans? Me dad’s 80 this year and he’s had a shit time of it n I’m trying to find a pic for him Thank you, anyone #dcfc #dcfcfans
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@tdurbo
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@VirtualAstro Just pointed out Jupiter to my dog. She's still looking at the end of my finger.
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None of this matters in the grand scheme of things. Today my dad finished his radiotherapy course to treat his #cancer On days like this, footy is just something that goes off in the background #CancerAwareness Thank you to the people from #dcfc & #nffc who’ve been here xx
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Worst journalism since Hillsborough. Hope you can live with yourself. #BrendaLeyland #mccann @thecarolemalone http://t.co/KhtFRvK51w
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#BradleyWiggins . Officially a god hahaha 😂🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 #TeamGB #Rio2016 #Olympics #Cycling
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@Goosey30111568 @mrplannings Can I just clarify: are we talking HP and Heinz, or cheap imitations?
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1: Rescued a dying club. 2: Financially stabilised it. 3: Appointed a manager with a track record of knowing what he’s doing. 4: Has a sensible long-term plan. 5: Financed recruitment of players who, some of whom are better than L1 but all have desire ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅ #dcfc #dcfcfans
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David Clowes reaffirmed tonight that if #dcfc get to the Premier league and stabilise, he intends to put an upper tier on the East stand, making the capacity 44,000 #dcfcfans
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@tdurbo
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@piersmorgan Nothing is THAT bad surely? Christ almighty
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That last five minutes was like Fulham from way back when, all over again. No wingers tackled by C-standers this time tho #dcfc #dcfcfans
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@dave43law He’s 3 miles from my house. That’s how close I live to racist homophobic bigots, it turns out. Not a border I’ll be crossing, ever
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@dannys1mps0n I’ll be honest, I’m quite surprised that Forest would’ve been BETTER off. They must’ve had a shitload of VAR decisions go in their favour early? They deffo didn’t later, even loads of Derby fans agree. It’s nice to see Chelsea mediocre by whatever standard you judge them by 😂
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Didn’t even know this existed until yesterday!! Amazing. Probably annoying the neighbours with this one!! #NowPlaying #NowWatching #MattJohnson #TheThe @thethe
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The day I go to a match and climb the steps and first see the pitch and DON’T get a massive instant buzz is the day I’m bored of life. I don’t care who you support, surely that’s universal?
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See this bloke? It's OK, we'll all wait. Sit fucking down. #HesACunt #CentreCourtCunt @HesAProperCunt
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Congrats lads. You know who I mean. The good ones. The ones who have been there for me. #nffc
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It’d be easy to bring up previous examples of Joey Barton being a twat, so let’s do that. The silly fucker. #JoeyBarton
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@tdurbo
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Met some absolutely sound Derby fans on here the last 12 hours. And some sound Forest fans the last month or so 🐏 This makes me happy. Not everyone is horrible. Some’ve just got bad taste in teams, but that’s ok 😂 #dcfc #dcfcfans #derbycounty #nffc
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Well, we’re 23 points better off than we were this time last season. #Sibley was the difference. Stadium was rocking. Good first day. Also good to meet so many friendly LOUD #OUFC fans today as well 👏🏻👏🏻 @OUFCOfficial #DCFCvsOUFC #dcfcfans #dcfc #DerbyCounty @dcfcofficial
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YES LEWIS!! To hear him in pieces and hugging his dad crying his eyes out. Just, GET IN! 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 Beautiful scenes. (And not even a “Well done to Lewis”, from Max, saying everything about the person he is) #BritishGrandPrix #SkyF1 #LewisHamilton #F1GP #BritishGP
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@cha77577779 @visegrad24 @Nick_Dampier1 1: The lady bought a derelict property. 2: The council sent a letter asking her intentions. 3: The lady’s intention was to renovate it and live in it and has done. 4: The letter isn’t a Compulsory Purchase Order, it’s a standard letter. 5: You’re wrong on every count.
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What a result. What a goal to win it. It’s not even April and we need 1 point to qualify for the playoffs. Get in #dcfc #dcfcfans
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Remind anyone of anyone? I’d love to see a body language expert’s opinion on him, and on a couple from Rothley Use 50 words when 1 is ok #NonceUponATime #PizzaExpressWoking #RandyAndy #dukeofyork #nosweat #MarrShow #dukeofyorkinterview #newsnight #mccann #PrinceAndrewInterview
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Just seen an old man standing outside the shop with a dog. His wife came out and said “I’ve got you a pasty” and he said “Thank you so much. I love you” and they had a cuddle. They must’ve both been in their 80s bless em 😍 That’s already made my day #MondayMorning #TrueLove
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@HesAProperCunt See that #CR7 . Not only is he a mardy wanker, he's also a cunt. #HesACunt
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Absolutely amazing! These Dutch women, they come over here, teaching us how to win tournaments, in a second language😂Just the men to sort now. Absolutely perfect. #LionessesLive #Eng #ENGGER #Lionesses #WEURO2022 #ger #euros2022 #ItsComeHome #BethMead #ThreeLions #Wiegman
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Boy George: “I’ll say whatever I want” Boy George: “I think it was unfair that she brought that up about the radiator bloke” People in glass houses n all that!🤔😂 #ImACeleb #BoyGeorge
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For £154,000 I could make a 600 foot-high neon sign pointed at Rothley saying “TRY LOOKING HERE” #McCann
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Kids don’t ‘suffer’ with #autism . And no, they aren’t all ‘really good at something aren’t they?’ It’s real life not fkn Rainman Kids suffer with cancer and too many other things too horrible to even contemplate Just, y’know, be aware. That’s all #autismacceptance #Autistic
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@BestoftheMail "...and have even children" says the Mail. I don't think they'll be even, they'll be odd. http://t.co/dMpWS0MB9f
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Right, I’m a Derby fan, I follow a lot of Forest fans, ALL OF EM dead sound people, but this one, this is a disgrace to everyone I know who’s a Red. And apparently a Christian as well. Wow #nffc #dcfc
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PARENTS: Avoid 17 years of not knowing where your child is, by not fucking leaving them in the first place. #McCann
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Another photo that I took. If I was religious I’d probably copy and paste some inspirational quote on it, but I’m not, so fuck off. I’m already going to hell anyway, everyone knows that. #Photography #photographer #PhotographyIsArt #Pinxton #Derbyshire #Notts
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@thomasutr_ @cskirchner I’m assuming that as Chris’ bid was dependent on the ground being sorted, that behind the scenes the ground is being sorted, or he wouldn’t have announced himself the new owner?
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@adamjamespafc Who thinks we’re gonna bounce straight back up? I’ll be perfectly happy with mid-table obscurity and safe by April. You can’t do a complete rebuild in 2 months. I don’t know even ONE fan, who thinks we’ll come straight back up. Perspective is everything. We almost didn’t exist
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Why is a court allowed to play god when they've got the money raised to try? Look at #AshyaKing . Everyone has a right to life 😢 #CharlieGard
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Holy shit 😳 she's still not moved #VanVleuten #Rio2016 #womensroadrace
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@flintoff11 @chicgibson yes it is. Books are way better, always. Unless you have zero imagination and need it spelling out for you
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Well, today I’ve just had my first ever Father’s Day card. Struggled to hold it together to be honest. Feeling truly blessed. Happy Father’s Day to every dad #FathersDay #dcfc #dcfcfans #Nuggets
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To England FC: THIS is how you should feel when you lose #LutaloMuhammad #Rio2016 #Taekwondo #Olympics #TeamGB
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@BBCDerbySport If I’m buying a season ticket, I need to know that not even one penny of it goes towards the handlers of this mess: Quantuma. My money is for our club, not that joke outfit #dcfc #dcfcfans
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@PierreCullen5 Thanks mate. He’s not bad. He had skin cancer on his head cuz he’s always been too stubborn to wear a hat abroad. Then they found prostate cancer. He makes light of it, but I know he’s scared. He rings me. He NEVER rings me. He’s emotional, also a new thing I’ve never seen
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@abbey1878 That last 1% of battery must’ve been a bloody good 1% if it died on him talking to her but he spoke to someone else later. Both stories can’t be true. It’s impossible.
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No wonder #Geri is pissed off. Not inappropriate though, nooo no no. Dodgy man, dodgy team, dodgy disciplinary process. Hang your fkn heads #Horner #RedBull #redbullracing #ChristianHorner
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@8rucey Thanks for that. Fucks sake 😂
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@HesAProperCunt Has anyone called #KanyeWest a cunt yet today? Let's not be slacking. He still is. He will be tomorrow as well #HesACunt
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Another photo I took. It’s called Chatsworth In Autumn cuz that’s where it was and that’s when it was #photography #Photographer #PhotographyIsArt #Autumn #photographers #Derbyshire #Chatsworth #iphonography Sent from my iPhone but not in a #BabyReindeer way
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Well done #IrelandVoteYes Some sense in the world at last http://t.co/kTATGplvuA
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Good to see the #Rosetta team have got #Einstein working with them. http://t.co/CIVlNKcV1w
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@sykesjeff Sparrowhawk, Derbyshire UK
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See that bloke who texts ‘?????’ If you don’t reply within five minutes? He’s a cunt #HesACunt @HesAProperCunt
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@The_YUNiversity Roman walks into a bar and asks for a martinus. “You mean a martini?” “If I wanted a double, I'd have asked for one” #Latin
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I’m alive. I’m fucked but I’m alive. Thank you to those who know. I’m sorry xx #dcfc #nffc
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