Taylor Alexy Pyle
@tayloralexypyle
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CPA. Always have a salt packet in my pocket. Almost always have popcorn stuck in my scarf. Married to @nathanwpyle ❤️✨
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Nothing more awkward than the lookaway you have to do when someone types in a password near you
“don’t mind me just lookin off into the distance with a weird smile on my face that says ‘don’t worry I’m not trying to steal your info :) ’”
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Comic made by
@nathanwpyle
after cleaning our apt last weekend and showing me all of the hair we accumulate in our rollsuck supreme as a couple
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Salt makin all food taste better and also stopping me from falling in front of all of nyc. Honestly what CANT it do
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Happy birthday, my love. You have the kindest heart, sweetest soul, and most beautiful mind. I love that I get to see the world through your eyes every day. You make life so fun.
Please wish
@nathanwpyle
a happy ~emergence day~ below ❤️🎂
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I’m always surprised by the amount of hair that we find in our apartment and then we take pictures like this and I understand
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my husband [making me Valentine’s Day dinner]: ok the blackened salmon recipe says 2 minutes each side
me: ok and
husband: [quizzically pointing to the salmon fillets]
but these have 4 sides
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Orange tic-tacs consumed from ages of 0-13: 54,789
Orange tic-tacs consumed from age 13 - present day: 2
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4 years ago I posted this photo that I took in Kathmandu, Nepal and I am so proud of how much his career has taken off since then
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The moment I realized just how small our nyc kitchen was: friends coming over and we stored our toaster in the closet
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One tip if you’re trying to eat smaller portions is just explode whatever you were trying to make in the microwave
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It’s officially dress season! Which means I apologize to anyone in advance that I accidentally flash from my backpack hiking up my dress during my commute
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11 years ago, I was eatinggg at 1:33 PM and then just eating at 1:35 PM
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Early morning conversations with
@nathanwpyle
consist of him asking me how I slept/ if I had any dreams and me asking him what snacks he ate in the middle of the night
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discovered a new hazard of new york life when
@nathanwpyle
carried the groceries too hard and smashed the eggs
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While watching the show, “The Americans”, my husband told me that I would make a great spy bc of my cover up - I have a boring job that no one really understands.
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V proud of my husband
@nathanwpyle
and his new book
#99storiesicouldtell
. You are so creative and smart and also have great hair xoxo
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Do you ever not wear makeup for awhile and then put on makeup and get surprised by your face in the mirror
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What no one ever tells you about your wedding night is that the first 25 minutes will be spent w you and your husband pulling approximately 437 bobby pins out of your hair
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My hairdresser got in a fight with the hairdresser next to her and I just had to sit there with a wet head in my cape smock gown
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My orthodontist legit told me when I was a kid that I could stop wearing my retainer when I was married. Honestly what kind of time frame does that even mean and why didn’t I question it??
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Do people actually ever win internet sweepstakes/giveaways?? Please reply if you have ever won so I can keep giving my email to every random site in *~hopeful anticipation~*
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You can bet that I will slow down to get behind you when nearing a revolving door in an effort to exert the least amount of energy physically possible
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Someone at work mentioned tomorrow is pi day and therefore has been approximately 364 days since I thought about pi but thank u for the memories high school math teachers
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The amount of emails
@nathanwpyle
gets with an opener of “Hey, Strange...”
Makes my day every time. Thank you.
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I dropped a plate in my work cafeteria today at peak lunch hour and all of a sudden my adult self became 13 and I started breaking out on my face and was mad at the world without understanding why
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Pro tip is to always carry salt packets around with you in case of emergency. It does so many things u never know what you’ll need it for
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But why haven’t we come up with something less annoying than stickers on our fruit and appliance purchases
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Next 25 minutes will be spent googling “how to get fake eyelashes off” and subsequently making your husband of 9 hours go on an olive oil run.. thanks
@nathanwpyle
xoxo
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Why yes, I do need to grab 37 ketchup packets on my way out. 3 for now.. and 34 for the future fries I will be eating at home without having to buy ketchup thank youuuuu
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Unpopular opinion - I do not want your dog to sniff me
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Having a significant other w long hair means you can share hair ties but also shared responsibility for cleaning out the shower drain which is honestly great
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At what point in life does it become unacceptable to still wear your childhood retainer
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That condescending air in the elevator when I know you tried to close the door on me but ha ha im too quick for u
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Someone please help me figure out my life’s passion thank youuuu
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But HOW can you walk and read in New York City. walker readers PLEASE explain it to me
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Air gets thicker when my elevator floor is before yours
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@sethasfishman
My mother does not let
@nathanwpyle
carve the turkey on Thanksgiving for fear of injury to his hands
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