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it’s golden hour somewhere, call me what you like & losing face enjoyer. on-occasion-photographer. that cat next to tommy during lovejoy halloween (fan acc)
#wilbur
: wait, am i the youngest on this team? that’s rare. i’m normally the older brother in every team i’m on. (…) can i be the tommyinnit of this team?
you ever think about how lovejoy went from wilbur picking up a stray ash kabosu in a burger king to them getting upgraded on a festival and still pulling queues of 500+ people waiting outside their venues? cause i do
the amount of new lovejoy fans that did not know about wilbur being an internet personality connected to minecraft and got confused about everyone in the queue wearing merch, wilbur calling the crowd chat and so on. holy fuck our band is getting OUT THERE i need to process this
tl is talking about skippable and unskippable lovejoy songs and my take on this debate is that it’s meaningless. i WILL skip my favorite songs any day if they don’t tickle my brain in the exact fashion i need it tickled at that moment
#tubbo
: (to wilbur) YOU’RE SO COOL MAN! I LOVE YOUR MUSIC MAN! i love your model buses song cause it’s the one you played when i saw you live (…)
#wilbur
: thank you, tubbo. you’re just a ray of sunshine
#tubbo
: THANK YOU WILBUR SOOT
their difference in mental state took me out
#wilbur
: (deep meaning?) deep meaning, yeah— the new ep is about understanding where you fit in a world of romantics. it’s about sleep, it’s about health and hypochondria, about going through the motions.
now that our independent british band we can listen to whenever we want is on their best way to become big big celebrities i think it’s time we roll in the wilbur soot x reader AUs in which Y/N’s mum had to sell them to lovejoy to deal with the rising cost of living in the uk
at this point i feel like wilbur checks twitter to see which gig pics made the most people faint and then he posts those exact pictures to his instagram
remember that stream in january when someone mentioned family trees in chat and wilbur whipped out paint and started drawing an example family tree while going on about how terrible and impractical of a concept it is and then proceeded to answer every question chat had about it
i don’t think i’ve ever read a fic in which wilbur is not a musician. he might be rich or poor or tommy’s adoptive brother or a god or one of the bad guys— he’s always got his guitar with him. we all agree that if there’s one thing you can’t take away from wilbur, it’s his music.
to be fair wilbur is absolutely the person to tweet out ‘it’s today’ on priv, watch everyone panic for five minutes, close the app and say a week later on stream that he actually wanted to go live with hardcore and then forgot about it because he suddenly craved mcdonalds
as someone who went to both gigs, let me just say how well-behaved lvjy’s fans are. people were handing out food and water in the queue, listened to security, called attention and made way for those needing help during the shows and for the ccs leaving after to catch their ubers
do you think wilbur tips his head back Like That on purpose during gigs sometimes and then goes home and searches up ‘wilbur soot edits’ on tiktok and has a good laugh
why are we using the term mcyt in a derogatory way now? just because wilbur wants to be seen as a musician outside of his cc career doesn’t mean he’s suddenly cut every connection to mc he has. his storytelling for the dsmp makes him out to be just as talented as his music does
rule 1 no boomers rule 2 no zoomers rule 3 no weebs under penalty of death (im looking at u phil) rule 4 no marvel stans rule 5 stan loona rule 6 no kpop rule 7 no mlp friendship is FUCK rule 8 no videos ive already seen before rule 9 staged videos are shit rule 10 ignore rule 5
now that everyone’s talking about perfume i need to scream my confusion about the pronouns in this song out into the world. how many (ex-)partners has the lyrical you had? is it just one who uses any pronouns? who else is involved in the story, if anyone? will i ever know?
let’s talk about how wilbur opened twitch dot tv today, slid into ranboo’s chat, spammed some sheets ironing copypasta, joined vc on phil’s stream, made up candidates for and let chat participate in his own minecraft mob vote, talked shit to quackity and then closed twitch dot tv
haha are you sure though that ‘wanna be friends?’ is the best closing line for a character that’s been a canon abuser throughout most of his arc— spoken towards his victim?
appreciation tweet for the fact that lovejoy interrupted concrete in order to make sure two people having issues in the crowd were safely being taken care of (and then wilbur half-killing his voice to restart the song for us)
#wilbur
: (about the lovejoy fandom name) imagine if i just told you ‘oh you guys are the pretty petunias’ and you’d all be like ‘guess i gotta act like a pretty petunia now’— no. you have to decide for yourselves. (…) you have to decide as a group.
quackity basically confirming his favorite dsmp headcanon is c!tntduo /r and wilbur getting handed a pride flag at a lovejoy gig at the same time is not a coincidence
i need wilbur and charlie to do a challenge where they sit at a table across from each other with high-sensitivity mics in front of them and read out anti-jokes in their best flat voice. they’re allowed to comment on them in that same voice to make it funnier. least laughs wins
niki just said that the live choir tommy hired for his live show in july did not know shit about what kind of content they were hired for. they just had to wait out the entire show probably not following at all what was going on there on stage
when wilbur said on stream back in august lovejoy will do everything to keep their shows inclusive and safe for every single one of us, he fucking meant it. i couldn’t be more thankful for them quietly listening to us and then taking measures into their own hands. means the world
#wilbur
: george has a video on his phone of me and him playing saline solution. he won’t upload it because he’s a little bitch, and now i’m telling you guys so you can revel in the same pain as me
/ nsfw
the amount of people only now realizing that the pillow line references a bj is so funny to me. beware of the sex mention in the song called sex sells
#wilbur
: c!wilbur and c!tommy have known each other for an incredibly long time (…) they’ve known each other since they were young, and some of c!wilbur’s fondest are memories of tommy when he was younger. (…) it might be possible to hop between realities;
the thing is— spotify can keep their dsmp genre if they put a little effort into managing it. there’s many gorgeous dsmp fanmade songs that you could put into a genre of their own if you wanted to. BUT LOVEJOY AND JAMES MARRIOTT HAVE NO MUSICAL CONNECTION TO IT come on
#wilbur
: i’m so exci— my mum’s gonna be so fucking proud of me, i know it!
and if i tell you i’ve been sobbing for the past ten minutes. this was in 2020. imagine just HOW proud wilbur’s parents must’ve felt seeing their son play to hundreds of people on a stage. he’s come so far
okay but in all seriousness i hope this tour has taught wilbur a little more about his personal mental and physical limits and he’ll learn from it for all future lovejoy endeavors
every time wilbur tells chat he’s 36 i just KNOW that some lonely first-time chatter believes him and thinks ‘damn he looks young for 36 but whatever i guess’
#wilbur
: i’m not even showing tommy promos of the songs anymore. (…) no it’s not out of spite, it’s a tactical thing. he was the top one listener for AYA, so i figured— why lose a customer who’s gonna stream the ep on spotify by showing the songs to them early?
as a fandom we need to talk more about how no musical performance will ever come close to the emotion in this and how none of us can ever go back to who we were before listening to it