Taryn 🥰
@tarynisanxious
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🏳️⚧️🇨🇦 Built to simp, tell jokes, and self-sabotage. Here to let hot people know I’ll marry them and make them laugh. She/her 36🔞
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If any of ya’ll have wanted to see your girl on a British-style panel show, your very specific dreams have been fulfilled! I filmed this for Telus Optik in Fall 2023 and now you can check out all the episodes for free. Please enjoy my shenanigans💗
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@itsmegangraves
My wife and I have been married 13 years. It took no time at all when I started transitioning for her to go from ‘wife’ to ‘friend’ in people’s eyes. I swear, people could see us scissoring on the side of the road and go “awe! I bet they’ve been friends since high school.” 🙄
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SO THE THING ABOUT ANAL SEX IS YOU REALLY NEED TO RELAX RIGHT? LIKE IF YOU HAVE ANY TENSION IN YOUR BODY IT’S GOONA FEEL LIKE BEING STABBED IN THE BUTTHOLE. AND LUBE BRO! YOU GOTTA USE ENOUGH LUBE THAT YOU COULD SLIDE AN ELEPHANT INTO A SIZE O YA FEEL ME? COME BACK TO MY TENT
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@taryntheduck
awe ty! My deadname had a T and my mom’s name is Karen so I wanted to honor her 💗
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@jessiegender
It is wild to be in the audience of open mics, hear the unfunny trans jokes, then pop up on stage to do a set as trans comedian. Feels like a fever dream.
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Any other trans girls’ emoji use skyrocket after transitioning?? 🧐
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You are a woman
You are feminine
You are beautiful
You are not a man playing dress up
You are not what your dysphoria says
You are not your “imperfections”
You are enough as you are
You are always growing and blossoming
You are everything you always hoped
You are a woman
Always💗
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I’m collecting gorgeous trans girl twitter followers like pokemon. Just call me Ass Ketchum 😎😎😎
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some rude people have commented under my trans lesbian stand-up clip that trans lesbians don’t exist. it is now my personal mission to rigorously confirm ever trans lesbian is indeed a lesbian. this will be hard, intense, exhausting work but i will see it done 🫡
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This is the first stand-up comedy set I ever did a couple weeks ago. It was for an lgbt+ event that was looking for queer comics and newbies. I was terrified but I said I was interested and got a slot.
It went better than I could have hoped.
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Buttplugs are just bookmarks for your butthole so you can remember where you left off
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ya’ll! i actually just did it! it was a very small strap and we didn’t go crazy long but i did it!!
I FINALLY BOTTOMED 🤯🤯🤯
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I shall keep the holiday simp train going for the lovely mattress actresses out there! 👑
Besides being insanely hot,
@ArabelleRaphael
is a performer I’ve always admired for doing what SHE wants to do. She’s high energy, super charismatic, and amazing on camera 💗
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I got no sleep but I did my injection so please call me a good girl 🥺🥺🥺
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You should show me your butt cuz you like me and I’m cute 🥰
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girls will see this and go hell yeah
Hi I’m Megan and this is Reverse William Tell
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Estrogen and time is fucking magic 😵💫 (now 4.5 years on HRT)
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Be proud of your trans body. It’s as beautiful as any cis one 💗
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My tummy isn’t flat bbbbuuuutttt I want to wear crop tops 🥺
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@SandyFrizzle
Dear lord. Sorry you have to deal with that. I am lucky my mom is so supportive but do all mom’s take a class for the same “Oh woe is me” guilt tripping? 😆
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Unfollowed a popular trans woman 🌽 star after seeing her thoughts on passing and how “not putting in any effort hurts us.”
Yes, “passability” is survivability but your own community is not the problem. Cishets will get rid of you too, they’ll just nut a few extra times first.
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If you love her fat ass you better love her tummy too, dipshit 😤
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i apologize hozier, i was not aware of your fucking game 🫨
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i lied. i dont like sex. put ur clothes back on babe im gonna overthink something i did in middle school and spiral for the next four days.
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ssssooo how does one get invited to the trans girl orgy? 👉👈
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So my first hosting gig went well. Unfortunately it was marred by a shitty joke. As one comic left I said “give it up for him. we love that he tries”. (he was fine with it). Next comic comes on and says “keep it going for taryn. we love that she tries…to look like a woman.” /1
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braless boobs in shirts are disgusting! how can you let you nipples poke through your shirt like that? i don’t think that’s sexy at all! if people reply with themselves braless i will be so mad. so so angry at your braless tiddies 👀
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How the hell do any of you train your butthole from barely taking a finger to fitting the entire Space Needle up there? Bunch of goddamn rectum wizards out there 🍑🧙♂️🍆
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I haven’t been in a selfie taking mood lately so have this one from a few weeks ago 💗
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I’m a beautiful woman and I’m tired of letting cishet society take my joy from me. I’m a gorgeous fucking girl 💗
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Shout out to “guys” who are goona dress up as girls this halloween because it’s “funny”. Gotta be one of my favorite genders 👗
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Bottoms are just like amusement parks: noisy, sticky, and fun to be inside of 😏
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I love roast humor. Make fun of my clothes, my voice, my makeup, whatever. But saying what boils down to “you’re a man in a dress” isn’t funny. It’s what so many trans women hear in our heads, on the street, and on the internet. Not only is it cruel, it’s fucking hack. /2
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Am I sad that I didn’t transition until 30? Immensely 😔
Am I happy to be in my milf arc? Extremely 😌
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girldick is just pussy that can get to the hard to reach spots
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@SoliSolstice
I haven’t looked at a picture of my old self in years. I’ve come a lot farther than I thought 🥹
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“lesbians don’t like dick!”
my lesbian gf would argue with you but her mouth is full 😏
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feeling hella dysphoric. thought id try and fight back with a selfie.
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@trivard676
@jessiegender
I will say that the trans jokes I’ve heard have had wildly varied amounts of laughs from the crowd including near silence. So that’s something.
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i am not done with comedy or standup but i am done with it in this town. i was informed a “comedian” in the scene made a “joke” about me last night on a show i wasn’t at nor participating in. i dont exactly know what was said but it basically boiled down to being called a man.
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@taythetran
ah, I see the problem here. You were given an eldritch horrors prescription by mistake.
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“Why are you dressing slutty at 34?”
Because I realized I was trans at 30 and white people age into mouldy potatoes. My cuteness has a time limit!!!
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If I open the door for you, you’re the bottom. Just sayin’ 🤷♀️
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Should you buy sex workers stuff from their wish list? Absolutely!
Should you ALSO send them money for basic necessities like food and rent? Absolutely x2!!
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Trying to take enough selfies to push through the dysphoria 🤷♀️
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Do you care if a spicy content creator has stretch marks/scars?
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If pretty girls could tell me I’m pretty too I will love you forever 💗 Feeling bleh today 😔
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I love anal sex and I’m sure that knowledge shocks you to your very core 🤯
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it keeps happening and my simp brain is melting 😵💫😵💫
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fit girls
soft girls
petite girls
tall girls
thicc girls
thin girls
chubby girls
all girls
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Cis girls who wear strapons are stealing trans girl valor when they should be stealing my virginity 😤
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IT’S MY BIRTHDAY!!! Still in bed but I will be up soon to shower, shave, and enjoy my first day being 34 🥰 Ya’ll can expect more birthday selfies and a more emotional birfday post later 🎂
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