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I invited my parents over to my place in Lagos from the north and you could literally hear the childish delight in their voices.
They came over to spend a week. When my dad entered my house, he was shocked, taken aback and even gave me a rare hug.
They stayed a week at my place
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I know this place. Shares boundaries with the burnt police station in Mafoluku. This was my polling unit and yes it is as described
Mafoluku Home Economics Centre
There are 3 Government schools in this compound:- St. Paul’s Primary school, Aregbe Primary School and Mafoloku Primary School. ALL DILAPIDATED
#TinubuLagosSchoolSeries
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And had so much fun. I spent a lot but it was so worth it.
News spread around at home as it is rare that someone invites their parents except when there is an occasion.
Anyway I used the opportunity to show my babe to them. Told them we are best of friends.
Fun week it was
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I don't like attending weddings especially weddings of people close to me. I have had to recently miss two weddings of close friends not because I can't shift my schedule to make it but because deep down while you are happy getting all married up I know I would never get to
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My babe took me to his place of work and baba couldnt concentrate. Just looking at me and smiling like someone who is high. Me, I was just focused on his face and winking at him any time our face matched which was always.
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Went to my mans house for the weekend and joined some men in the estate to play morning soccer. Tell me why this men are telling me to always come back as they were wowed by my soccer skills.
"he dey play like person wey no get belle" referring to my pot belle.
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My area has not had power for 1 month plus because of a transformer issue. I am the only one with no child and non yoruba in the compound so I use less water.
For this duration, I have been th one pumping water with my Gen. They either use their gen to watch movies
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An incident happened in my 100 lvl and I was taken to the church to pray the gay away, nothing happened. So I shut down everything sexual for 7 years as any thought of it made me think of myself as a devil.
After 7 years and no change? I just said fuckit. Oh and I came to Lagos
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In my NYSC days, I was still questioning and had never been laid.
I had a strong liking for a guy, almost to the point of obsession. I always wanted to be close to him, but I never thought of anything sexual.
I look back now and it was a confirmation that I was queer
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Fill them to the brim and switch off the gen.
They have given me 5k for fuel to pump. And my drums are still full since 2 days ago. The morale of this story is people will be people irrespective of their tribe and religion
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Went to my partners company's end of year party and I was chosen from the crowd to compete in a dancing competition.
I took the second position and made everyone not only surprised but very entertained with my dancing.
I rarely go out but when I do, it's an all out something
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For me it was when I had to undergo conversation therapy and in a bid to feel good about myself, mentally block all sexual feeling for 7 years. One day I was just like wooo, I can't be celibate forever. This incidence shattered my relationship with the church
For queer people; Was there any incident that happened in your life that made you stop fighting your sexuality and you just started embracing yourself?
For Allies: Was there any incident that made you start seeing homosexuality as normal?
I need someone to read y’all’s stories
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I love the online conversation between viewers of
#WuraShowmax
and the actors. Everyone carrying their persona online and still playing their character. Engagementent is organic.
When Wura posted her self with blood stained cutlass. The comments and engagement was mad. Love It
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There is this guy I usually see at the gym, muscular and have an overall symmetrical body.
I admire him because if I eventually take gym seriously, his body type is what I want.
I spoke to him today and told him of how I admire his physique.
He gave me one or two advice, next
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It gets hard by the day, harder as you age and hardest if you are the first son of the family.
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This person did me something and I am still unable to forgive even though they have begged me countless times.
We matched on the yellow app, we created a great connection and he asked me to visit.
I left my place took public transport and was on my way to his place. We were
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The reality is partnered or not, it gets to you. The opportunities lost, The stuff you don't get to participate in because you try to shed yourself from hetero gatherings just to have some semblance of mental sanity.
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@Oludeewon
I did mine, just select the diaspora option even if you are in Nigeria and you would be given a page to thumb print. Also when uploading document you need to upload one that shows where you are going, like admission letter e.t.c.
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Had my exit interview today, this new HR is shaken to the bone. she is just hearing how bad and deeply gone this company is. i spared no details.
if they can work on half of what i told them they will be better for it. i loved the company, it was my first tech job. nextttt
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@ItsUmaUma
@SadHeauxTG
@KiddVandross
@KevinoLatino
@FuuckBenny
One of the lady there is
@jennifer_kreis
who is now reformed. The father August Kreis is currently in prison serving about 50 years sentence.
That vidéo was vile and shook me to th marrow
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Thing is you do not know what some people pass through to become a graduate. One time I called my dad to ask for extra 500 naira because the monthly 2k allowance was finished and I could hear my dad literally shed tears on the phone. People are poor and this is an achievement
God, please don't let me have a daughter that'll come home after service to do shit like this.
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3 months he changed his job to a better one. All this happened just by been married.
And someone someplace would be saying we are queer because of the aesthetics.
I have not visited home for about 2 years because of the sort of questions that I am trying to avoid.
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See all of us have a reputation to protect, if you are hitting on someone and you are an mgm, let them know.
And most importantly if it is time to show your real face, please do not catfish.
We have a lot to deal with as a community catfishing should not be one if you genuine
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experience such happiness in this country.
I love to dance, I fantasize about dancing and wowing my guest on my wedding day to wide admiration from guests.
But the reality is that it would never happen in Nigeria.
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For a small community we are very very messy, vile and vindictive. That's why people in the community prefer to just stay by themselves to avoid all the drama.
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Flimsy excuses. I just told him we would never see eye tô eye. He has been apologising via several channels but my heart is set. He broke something in me that day. I have never been as scared as I was.
So it's always a no for me
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Something that can be done by just a mere walk to the nearest marriage registry. But alas the law does not recognise us.
My previous colleague, got married, applied for masters for his wife. Boom they went to UK, within a month he got a job within
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See how I barricaded my door. Lol I no wan hear story.
This place in Osun is worth everything.
Slept like a baby
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They are queer people out here who would out you, speak bad about you just because they are mad at you.
Wickedness does not know sexuality.
The length that queer people can go because they are mad at you? Devil still dey learn and thats why queer people avoid communities
Sometimes it’s better to hangout with a homophobe that tolerates you other than a queer person that will make you go insane with chaos and drama
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I have applied to japa but then my cummlative point is not so good, something that would have been boosted is I had a legal partner.
I have a partner alright. A partner whom if our cumulative points are added together would have significantly improved our chances.
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The bizarre behavior has reached the point that when I switch on the gen to pump water, they fill all their industrial drums with water and leave none for me.
I have complained to the landlord but it fell on deaf ears, so I went to buy 2 industrial drums of 300ltrs each fill
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I have been been staying in an unfurnished apartment for about two weeks now after leaving my other place for my brother with furnitures inclusive but it has been one of my happiest time in recent memories.
Yesterday I got a fridge and a standing cooker.
Its coming together
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Have salary conversions with you Co workers, people who you do the same activities with, you will be shocked at the difference.
New hires are mostly more well paid than old workers doing same job and because everyone is hush hush you won't know what to negotiate about.
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So I stay in a compound full of children and once in a while when I don't have work, I let them in my room, crank the curtains open (so anyone passing can see what is going on inside) and switch on the netflix for them.
Omo I am super uncle.
Anytime I come home you see
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You know one thing i am happy about this conversation, as old as I am I just got to know that menopause does not equate to low sex drive, its just relate to fertility of the woman.
And these are the conversations that is meant to be had. Thanks for this
“The benefits of sex are enormous”
Ajoke Silva, Betty Irabor, Others in this Conversation
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Scrolling my WhatsApp and I see a friend of mine who we both were offered interswitch training chances after a graduation from an accelerator program.
I rejected and he accepted. I can see the immense growth it has had on his career.
To say I am not jealous,is an understatement
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I have started learning boxing. Maybe just maybe my stomach will respect itself and go inside
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Thing that came out of his mouth was I should send him data, I was shook, I asked share WiFi, he said no data.
As a good child I told him i would send 5h airtime so he can buy data. He pleaded to make it 1k.
I sha sent him the 1k airtime and all my admiration died instantly
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Started watching zee world to be supportive to bae. I hate their acting. But I look forward to that time even when I am alone.
It gives him so much joy. And then there is this advert I always repeat in a funny manner, sends him crazy.
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I will not answer or react to that thread going around about queer people. It's just full of word salad and buzz words.
Some responses are just so insane, some untrue and others malicious.
Just be a good person and treat others the way you want to be treated
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Another Saturday another queer man married to a woman due to family pressure. This time it hits close.
All I can say is congratulations
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I want to start watching modern family. I have seen enough YouTube clips to know it would be interesting
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@thatTBguy
I think the issue here is you might not know the reaction the person will give to you.
Approaching guys is tricky if you Dont know their sexuality before hand. If you do then it's sweet sailing. Just complement them
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@victorfatanmi
I never told
@numbgaylien
but when he started his startup and asked me to join him, payhippo had an offer for me. But I choose to stick with him because I was working with someone I trusted.
The startup did not blossom but skills I learnt here led me to my current role
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Just remembered an incident I had with a supposed hook up, he sent me his address and I told him I was on my way.
I arrived at the bustop of the address and called, it was not going through.essages was no delivering on all social network. Used another number and called he
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I Don finish this interview, make I reward myself. Fingers crossed, I get this job
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Came to Osun to rest. The first place I searched for is a football field.
Lol this boys are in awe how this man with big belle is able to move and play so well
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So when my mum came to my place I plugged her with showmax and
#WuraShowmax
.
Granted I send her data almost every week but every day we call each other to complain about how wicked Wura is and how we can't wait for Wura to die.
Technology is truly an enabler
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@Paschal56698882
Abeg oh. If you don't tell me exclusively that you are queer or I don't meet you in a queer space. Na no go area be that oh
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So I have started playing football again. With my fat belle, I choose to go play football with some boys who are so good you'd ask why they are still in Naija.
I can't keep up, I get tired easily but you know what? I feel some improvement in my fitness.
By the end of month 2
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You go to a supermarket to buy something and then the sales people and security personnel are making you feel guilty if you don't 'drop something'
even if you want to 'drop something' whor are you dropping for when about 7 people are fixating on you expecting you to show love
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Had an x-ray on my knee over the weekend, turns out I do not have oestroathritis but tibial tubercle which can be treated with rest and pain medication.
I have gotten fatter as I have not been active for close to 2 months. Sports is what keeps me in check
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But I am not mad, at that point I had to do what was best.
My transport to the Company would have been 30k,they were offering 50k
I am the bread winner so I had to opt in to a company that offered 70k with transport been 5h.
But in all this, every one's journey is different
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This app, if you see truth please comment, if you can't because you don't want to offend the person just look the post and go to the next one.
People will see an obviously bad looking picture and the next this is 'slay', 'you ate' seems we are not seeing the same ugly pics
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I am of the opinion that it is a learned behaviour.
Stay in a face me I face you compound with nosy neighbours and your default behaviour when having sex is to make as little sound as possible.
Before you know it, it sticks. That does not mean they don't enjoy it
Are we still having sex with guys that do not moan?
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#WuraShowmax
Nigerian mum trying to feign ignorance
mum: Kilode?
femi: The guy I liked broke up with me
mum: a girl?
femi: "looks at mum with bombastic side eye" => i really liked him ma
mum: a boy
mum: you remember tinuke , she is now single, i will like you to meet her
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using chatGPT to write multiple cover letters is so easy.
just copy the job requirement to chatGPT and ask it to write a cover letter for you and boom 2 seconds letter, you have a cover letter with all the requirements in it
note, make sure you have the requirements
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@ThatPHCBoy
in other places we call it Baje tomatoes... baje meaning almost spoilt, soggy and broken
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Everyone I have worked with have praised my work and work ethic.
But then I still doubt myself.
Seeing other devs win and I am like God when.
I just take solace on reviews about my work.
The other day my client (pm) was so happy with my work she forced a contract review
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Just heard this from a podcast.
'according to Joel Mittleman
@joeljm_soc
, If American gay men form their own country, it would be the most educated country in the world and by far' - freakconomics radio
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OK, today and this new year is going great. Decided to start jogging after jogging for like 35 mins to this pitch I saw this guys and asked to join them even though I was just wearing my jogging shoes. They allowed me and I delivered and I will be joining them regularly
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I am choosing my self from next year. I have given too much of myself. This means no to lending of money to Anyone, no to black tax. No to exploitation and yes to opportunities.
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Let me call my mum and let's gossip about Wura on
#WuraShowmax
. She will give me all the gist and I will sound interested as if I have not watched it. Best things I have done in a while for mum is putting her on my showmax plan and recommending Wura to her
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I would not respond to the obvious question of why people have burner accounts because there are diverse reasons for that.
Secondly you have over 3k media on your account and not one is a picture of you.
Abeg why do people have burner accounts ?? Why will 1 person create 2 accounts on one site?
indulged me please -.
if not to do their sneaky, bad, and dirty things right??
I'm not a burner account, I just didn't want to be in the closet on social media too.
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I am Doing a timeline cleanse. Haba. My timeline looks like porn hub.
I be Rainbow no mean say I will spend all my waking days watching porn.
So I am moving all porn accounts to a list and then unfollowing the accounts.
Now I can confidently open my twitter in public.
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So we were on a stand up meeting and then I heard the familiar grindr notification sound 'krrrrrrrrr'. It did not register, I heard it again and again.
Checked my phone and my app I not on(I always turn the app notifications whenever I redownload it)
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Man I need a vacation.. I don't have the motivation to work. Two year now grinding no rest and all the money gone.
God of hardworkers please see me through. I really need to rest
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this "Thank you for applying but unfortunately" mails are getting too much and it's making me immune.
na just one Yes I need and all the tears will be wiped away. universe do ya thing
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Omo this week sprint tasks would be tough for me oh.
The product I am building, if I survive. I will own it to the moon and back.
My worst fear has come to roost.
I don't even know where to start
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This is an achievement for most families and act like this should not be downplayed.
Fact is there are worse stories than mine and because you do not hear their stories, you don't get to ridicule their actions
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Lol all my neighbours are Muslims, on Christmas day, I sent each and everyone of them a bottle of wine when both of them gave birth, I bought a whole pack of 96 pcs pampers for babies and brevages for the mother.
Salah day I no see anything.
Oya pay 1500 to clean compound????
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@naijagayman
@Norman2Botshelo
He is South African. They are more advanced than the Nigerian society so there is a tendency that it should go well
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I came back from the shopping mall with my guy to meet my younger at home.
We left home earlier to get some items and on reaching home, I asked my younger brother why he was watching.
He told me he was watching a movie and then had to stop because two guys were kissing.
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Told my friends who are straight to always call me before coming to my house.
They think it is strange and this reduced drastically the number of people that shows up.
Make I no dey with man one day and I go come hear knock knock.
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My tailor and I are running a clothes subscription service lol.
Seeing that I do not have enough clothes I tasked him to call me at the end of every month.
It's a win win. I get to pay for him to sew clothes every month and support a queer biz, he gets a sure income
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I don't know what is wrong with me.
Spending my money on myself gets me all feeling guilty for spending. But if family has a problem, I don't mind spending on them.
Is this the cause of a first born?
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Still chatting on the bus and then I arrived at his busstop.
Told him i have arrived.
Asked where he was and the chat stopped delivering, called him and calls stopped going through.
Texted him via sms and no reply. He has ghosted. I was stranded and annoyed at myself
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Don't you know this is a way to put many queer people's account details out there?
Someone gave me N2M to distribute to 100 Lgbt people.
Send ur account number if interested.
Followers only tho.
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Warning. If anything ever comes up and you do not feel to meet. Please call immediately and don't be a pussh
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People are not considering that for a third class graduate, having an opportunity to go to school again and redeem themselves is a motivating factor.
The stigma and shame of getting a third class is not easy, I know because I got a 3rd class.
The next time I had an opportunity
“Third class in Nigeria is First class abroad.”
Dey play, just dey play
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This Sandro in Extraction 2 is just so useless dumb and stupid. Arrgggg
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I had an interview yesterday, it was a get to know you interview.
When it was time for questions I asked the interviewer these questions.
1. Why do you like working here?
2. What stood out from my resume and what would you change.
The response allowed me to know about the
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I was wandering around looking lost and that is a recipe for hoodloms to pounce.
I just gave my self some sense, went to a restaurant, ate and swore to never visit anyone again.
Sent him a strongly worded sms and went back home.
When he eventually came to, he started giving
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Reach out to me if you are a queer QA, there is an opportunity I'd like to recommend you for. Ps. You must be experienced
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Saying I love you to me and expecting me to say it back mid stroke 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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