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he/him // gay stoner fantasy nerd // en/es

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Joined March 2010
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me and girlies when new florence and the machine drops tomorrow
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i love the bible
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It's been 15 YEARS since the greatest album of all time 'Metamorphosis' was released on August 26, 2003
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dakota johnson threw the first brick at ellen degeneres
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@JH4rt @cisjender imagine publicly admitting to being a golfer.... could never be me
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with monica herself producing this..... oh there’s about to be TEA
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Monica Lewinsky-Produced 'Impeachment' Set as Next 'American Crime Story' at FX
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#TheWheelOfTime i just. i don’t even know what to say. i love this show. i love the wheel of time. it is so so so good. i can’t even think straight right now. just absolutely superb
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things wheel of time isn't given enough credit for: -horror -humor things wot is given too much credit for: -romance
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3 years
finally finished reading the wheel of time tonight. my heart has been shattered, but i have never felt more satisfied. thousands upon thousands of pages later, and the journey is finally over. let the dragon ride again on the winds of time
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a little bit of #moiraine in my life a little bit of #egwene by my side a little bit of #nynaeve ’s all i need a little bit of #perrin ’s what i see a little bit of #mat in the sun a little bit of #rand all night long a little bit of #lan , here i am #TheWheelOfTime
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moiraine to the emond's fielders (eotw)
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I GOT THE JOB!!!!!!! JUST SIGNED THE OFFER LETTER, YA BOI IS EMPLOYED!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Finally, an LGBTQ+ series with no drugs, sex, or alcohol & hardly even a swear word. It was just a sweet, innocent, coming of age story about friendships and first love. The one so many of us have desperately needed for so long
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maureen and susan seem to be very close friends :) #TheWheelOfTime
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8 years
trump panicked and had to copy melania's ballot. now both are voting for hillary
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BEEAKING: First look at Lanfear revealed for @TheWheelOfTime #wotonprime
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damn. it’s taken me about 2.5 years, but i’m at the homestretch. what a journey it’s been. about to start a little 500+ minute chapter called “the last battle.” wish me luck friends.
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“crossed her arms beneath her breasts”
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Write a sentence only your fandom would understand.
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@DanielBGreene he was a school jock who became a cop. need i say more
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1 year
y’all. season 2 of wheel of time is FAN. FUCKING. TASTIC
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we became fathers today ❤️ everyone meet lemon! 🐶
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***MAJOR WHEEL OF TIME SPOILERS*** i’m not okay not okay one bit elaida just.... to siuan........ I THOUGHT SHE WANTED TO ASSASSINATE HER. THIS IS SO MUCH WORSE. first perrin’s family, now siuan and leane??? THIS BOOK IS RUINING MY LIFE #twitteroftime #theshadowrising
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3 years
quick update on this: I Am Not Well
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damn. it’s taken me about 2.5 years, but i’m at the homestretch. what a journey it’s been. about to start a little 500+ minute chapter called “the last battle.” wish me luck friends.
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@LeahCMarsh @FondaJLee this is it exactly for me haha. fantasy aesthetics are a nice escape from the world, but sci fi hits a little too close to home sometimes. also enchanted forests and hobbit holes are so cute and feel so homey, unlike a spaceship that feed more detached and cold
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wheel of time is so good like SO good please somebody anybody who has read them please dm me i have so many THOUGHTS and OPINIONS. finna start book 3 next week prolly
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foundation in september, dune in october, wot in november, witcher in december. they said fall/winter 2021 the nerds shall FEAST
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2 years
remind me to never make a joke again
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Finally, an LGBTQ+ series with no drugs, sex, or alcohol & hardly even a swear word. It was just a sweet, innocent, coming of age story about friendships and first love. The one so many of us have desperately needed for so long
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rando: "hey has anybody read wheel of ti-" twitter of time: *attacks*
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what did the maiden say when she dropped her spear “my toh!”
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this is literally the wheel of time
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by 30 years old your friend group should include: - corrupt doctor - former child prodigy alcoholic - straight guy who's kinda fruity with it - suburban fight club wine mom - charismatic rogue with eyes that have seen too much - white guy who is mainly friends with black people
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@fiveforcrying @lenaruthsolow here are a couple other articles about the same thing that show just how much is lost to wage theft
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@melindaverga @bitchonarrival omg queen of intersectionality and cultural exchange!!!
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i feel like one thing robert jordan is under appreciated for is his sense of humor. the nynaeve and elayne comedy duo is legitimately one of my favorite things in the series
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oh he really has never had a real job in his life
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Just received this email from Twitter. This is an actual, real email that was autogenerated 🤣🤣
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dm me if u look like this
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i feel very normal about this. i am having very pure and non-horny thoughts about this. #thewheeloftime
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*mazrim taim rolling a blunt* asha'man... chill
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he is so cute but so many people died
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i know we like to dunk on gawyn collectively but if @TheWheelOfTime makes him more sympathetic he’ll be more well-realized as a character and his dumbassery later on will be all the more tragic
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“even oaths have loopholes one can exploit” I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS AHHHHHHHHH VERIN #TheWheelOfTime #WotShowSpoilers
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my boyfriend’s reaction seeing selene for the first time: “i don’t trust that white bitch” #TheWheelOfTime #WotShowSpoilers
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ceara coveney IS elayne trakand. she IS
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when he’s uncut
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"you can eat the rest" #arousemein5words
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btw!!! look what my boyfriend got me for my birthday 🥺🥺🥺i ugly cried for forty minutes after opening the card lol
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JUST FINISHED EPISODE 3. MY PORES ARE CLEAR. MY CROPS ARE THRIVING. PEACE REIGNS IN ALL THE LAND
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THEY’RE FUCKING HERE HELL YEAH HELL YEAH
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so what we’re NOT gonna do is use the current atrocities committed by the state of israel as an indictment of all jewish people, and we’re DEFINITELY not gonna use it as an excuse to deny the holocaust. THAT is anti-semitism
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when you have a board meeting at 10 but have to kill trollocs at 11
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all i ask for from the wot show is canon moiraine/siuan and elayne/aviendha. that's it, rafe can literally do whatever else he wants but these are the hills on which i die
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this was what i was wearing when i got HIRED TODAY !!!!!!!!!!
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telling me to kiss your ass isn't an insult like hell yeah i'll kiss your ass i'll make some sweet mouth love to that ass
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some y'all bout to be real mad at me, but it must be said. the original wot covers are............... bad. the ebook ones on the other hand are GREAT. look at my girl moiraine getting ready to [spoiler]
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nynaeve al’meara
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YALLLLLL THIS SHOW IS SO FUCKING GOOD #TheWheelOfTime
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i AM a perrin stan i have always BEEN a perrin stan my dedication has NEVER wavered i have NEVER implied that his character was essentially useless after book 4
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i love brando sando don’t get me wrong i just wish my boy would stop wearing only blazers over graphic tees. he’s one fedora away from being a “n*ce g*y”
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@DanielBGreene i hate when people complain about creators at netflix and other studios shoving “unnecessary” gay characters into all their shows. just shows that people see straightness as the default. and this goes for any kind of marginalized group finally starting to see representation. ...
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. @SheaCoulee did NOT come here to play
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@kornbreadTMFS miss demoria has a body count???
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i guess it would be fine if rafe made a couple of characters in the wot show straight, just as long as it's actually important to the story and relevant to the plot
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3 years
lanfear introducing asmodean to rand
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white people be naming their kids like
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@jpbrammer i’ve been self identifying as beanerschnitzel my entire life. we are valid
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ALSO re: wheel of time show, PLEEEEEEEASE make the polyamory... actual polyamory, and not just a harem
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when brandon said “szeth-son-son-vallano, truthless of shinovar, wore white on the day he was to kill a king” this is what ben shapiro was picturing
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#TheWheelOfTime #WotShowSpoilers how do we feel about rand paying his rent in peepee
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i... HAVE A JOB!!!!
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can someone edit this pic so they’re all holding blunts please and thank you
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i don’t care what everyone else says i think this bela recast was the best decision the show could have made
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"He is born again! I feel him! The Dragon takes his first breath on the slope of Dragonmount! He is coming! He is coming! Light help us! Light help the world! He lies in the snow and cries like the thunder! He burns like the sun! And his name... is STEVE!"
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.......i’m pregnant
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Lan Mandragoran
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#TheWheelOfTime #WoTShowSpoilers can we talk about lanfear calling ishamael "ishy" lmao
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tl cleanse
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no one: brandon sanderson: men shouldn’t read
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finished my first reread of the way of kings last night, and goddamn this might be a perfect book the stormlight archive is fantasy for fantasy fans. roshar is such an alien world, unlike any setting i’ve read before. magic permeates every aspect of it.
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me: i hate drama someone: i have drama me:
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i'm gonna do it... i'm gonna read way of kings... wish me luck kids going ✈️ cosmere
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the first time moiraine says "the wheel weaves as the wills" in the wot show... i won't stop screaming
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okay but imagine it: susan sanchez as the principal of white tower elementary school. she has an illicit affair with a teacher, maureen damon-trett. there’s like 12 other teachers all named sharon, sheryl, sherrilyn, charlene, charmaine, etc
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i love susan sanchez
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graendal bootsssss
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Nicola Coughlan covers the latest issue of Harper’s Bazaar
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rafe really is braver than the troops for doing this AMA on r*ddit… we salute you king 👑
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me: so what styles of circumcision are popular these days rabbi:
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if you “wrote” a novel using a keyboard, you didn’t “write” anything. you typed it
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with all due respect, listening to audio books doesn’t make you a reader. we don’t need to bend and break definitions of things just to make people with disabilities feel included. i’m hard of hearing myself btw, before you guys start attacking me lmao
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i love susan sanchez
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@fiveforcrying @lenaruthsolow i pulled those from wikipedia which has all of the numbers so i would recommend going through the article on wage theft to get a shit ton more sources
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we will adopt your baby
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it is my pleasure to inform y’all that despite what my detractors have said over the years, i have managed to obtain a Boyfriend ™️
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1. 🚂 2. literally exactly how i picture asha’man, right down to the pins! 3. there’s no reason for western male fashion to be as boring it is
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Ram Charan and N. T. Rama Rao Jr. are looking shaRRRp tonight. #Oscars
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#TheWheelOfTime #WoTShowSpoilers i looooove all the mat content we got this ep!!! like the mat was cauthoning!!!! his and rand's reunion was sooo sweet! i remembered all those nights cuddling along the caemlyn road in eye of the world 🥹
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we don’t deserve @WOTonPrime literally they’ve shared SO much with fans, WAYYYYYY more than any other upcoming show i can think of. we have to stan
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oh so they can give thom a guitar but won’t give nynaeve a gun??? cowards
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Something new. #WOTonPrime
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someone say nynaeve braid?
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here’s all the books i got for christmas this year!! i’ve already read asoiaf, way of kings, and the hobbit, but i’ve never owned physical copies!
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THATS ME!!!! it was so great meeting you guys and everyone else at the screening!!!
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LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO
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way of kings cover art
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West Texas storm chaser Laura Rowe captured the picture of a lifetime, fantastic shot of a mature supercell thunderstorm, illuminated at varying heights from the setting sun.
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girl the barbie movie is the best promo ur little war criminal biopic could have hoped for lmao
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Christopher Nolan is reportedly upset that Warner Bros is releasing #Barbie on the same day as #Oppenheimer (via @thisisinsider )
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