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Jeep owner; Jeep shade tree mechanic. Sua sponte. Soon to be 3𝕏 Trump voter.

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Fresh shoes 🤘
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@ClownWorld_ Our jaws both go up and down and they grind left and right. We’re omnivores. We have incisors and canines. Also, animal proteins generally provide more and higher quality amino acids than plant proteins for muscle protein synthesis.
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@Grummz Ubisoft has done the impossible, unite the Koreans, Chinese and Japanese 🤣 🤣 🤣
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@libsoftiktok "You are not allowed to be there, we'll just call you when it's time to pick 'em up" - NOPE. Huge red flag; any parent who hears this should instantly be on alert and not leave your kids with anyone who says that. This mom has good instincts. Lawyer up!
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@ReduxxMag "self-determination" "allows parents to change the sex marker on their children’s documents from birth." It's quite literally the opposite of self-determination. The parent is doing the "determining," not the self, because the self is a baby.
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@Bubblebathgirl "Go over to Palestine!" "We'd love to!" Um... what exactly is stopping you? Seriously. Go volunteer.
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@ReduxxMag “The sorority’s policy was to only admit students whose GPA was 2.7 or higher, while Langford’s GPA was just 1.9.” So not only is he a failure socially but he can’t even succeed in the low-stakes, non-competitive, clown world of academia. You barely need a pulse to get a 2.7.
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@HazelAppleyard_ Turns out that religiously affirming the self delusions of others actually hurts them. Who’d have guessed that crazy plot twist?
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@ImMeme0 Officer: What happened here? Bystander: That dude punched a woman then some people punched him back. Officer: Who punched him back? Bystander: 🤷‍♂️ No one who is currently nearby.... ^do this. The law won't protect you for defending that woman.
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@libsoftiktok Nice shirt!
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@reddit_lies How did this person survive January of 2017- January of 2021?
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@Rothmus I guess alcohol and tobacco are banned too because we don’t offer them in school cafeterias
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@libsoftiktok One of the easiest ways to spot virtue signaling is when people go out of their way to "properly" pronounce specific words that they otherwise wouldn't have "Fallestinian" ... "Mooslem"
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@EndWokeness At 1:03 after the constipation joke... for a brief moment it almost seemed like her humanity was gonna shine through and she was about to laugh. But no. Ego quickly caught back up.
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@Grummz Lmao. Their murder fantasy couldn’t have been more poorly timed. It would be funny if it wasn’t such a serious topic… and if it wasn’t so predictable
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@ClaireFosterPHD "Checkmate" I don't think you know what this word means.
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@ScottMy20278797 @stillgray Dude especially if we were drunk partying! My friends probably would have turned it into a competition and then taken that too far - searching for the phone for hours, long into the night, long after the dude himself gave up and went home, then passed out on the river bank.
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@ShayWoulahan Is this a fucking game for this dude? He’s just having a grand old time?
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@OliLondonTV @ImMeme0 These are like ...... $3000 bikes. Spoiled brats acting like brats
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@HazelAppleyard_ “So like is there a certain type of panties I’m supposed to buy or tactic?” -yes, as a matter of fact, there is. They’re called boxers, they look like this, and the tactic is called “manning up and turning off the porn”
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@stillgray This dude enjoys bullying people. That's why he goes where there's an inherent power imbalance - to bully service workers who can't afford to get fired.
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@Grummz I hope this game does freakin' gangbusters in sales. It's kinda wild how the Left has turned into the puritanical suppressors of sexuality.
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@GuntherEagleman Wait, what? Biden was the people’s choice in the 2023 primary. How exactly is that shoving his nomination down anyone’s throat? 🤔 😂
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@JebraFaushay It's time to start mercilessly mocking these losers in public. Point and laugh.
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@ReduxxMag This legislation represents the essence of totalitarian control. It affirms the delusions of one protected group while harshly penalizing dissenting thought or speech (deadnaming, “misgendering”). The German state is telling you outright that you must reject the evidence of your
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@thevivafrei The slope was so extreme that when they neutralized the target he remained exactly where they shot him and didn’t roll off. You literally do not even need muscles to overcome that sloping roof and gravity. Miraculous 🙄
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@againstgrmrs Straight to jail. Child abuse. I really hope this isn’t real.
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@Riley_Gaines_ @suny_cortland Maybe the creepiest part of this is welcoming "non-binary" individuals to a women's restroom. They're no longer even pretending that you should make an effort to look like a woman. Just declare yourself non-binary and you have full access. They made it easier to be a predator.
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@AMAZlNGNATURE This should be the content that Tik Tok algorithms direct towards young people.
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@HazelAppleyard_ Who it’s “supposed” to be? This is practically a master class in the school of Realism. Instant recognition.
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@reddit_lies Totally unrealistic. There is NO POSSIBLE WAY that Numbers 1 and 6 are exactly the same. I mean….. how ridiculous would that be??????
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@Not_the_Bee I’ve seen numerous stories that make me sympathetic to ICE lately. They keep making arrest after arrest. These releases must be so demoralizing for the typical ICE officer trying to keep criminals off the street. Is ICE the only legit federal LE agency? I dunno.
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@robbystarbuck He can read the tea leaves.
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@Mick_O_Keeffe If slaves built America, why isn't Brazil the greatest superpower in the history of the world? About 15 times as many Africans were brought to Brazil compared to the U.S. (6 mil vs. 388k)
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@ClownWorld_ Discount Tire? I’m on the employee’s side by default. Everyone I’ve ever interacted with there has been great, including the other customers waiting with me. In multiple states.
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@HazelAppleyard_ He could just put more effort than he ever did before into being a man. I know that's a radical thought for these people but it's his best shot at actually attracting a woman. Get off the hormones (if he's on them), focus on your career, get your ass in shape... then try again.
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@RNCResearch He just has vague ideas kinda floating around in his head, catchphrases and go-to safe points that he can pluck out of the fog and present to the audience and wait for affirmation. It’s gotten him this far but gets more difficult with age.
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@MostlyPeacefull Lol… his bots aren’t showing up?
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@Rothmus Pole vault would suddenly become the most popular event. That would be hilarious
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@HazelAppleyard_ “Trans people deserve love… we will not stand for this!” - you can’t force people to love you. The quicker you come to terms with that, the better
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@HistoryMuppet I've never seen this clip but recognized it instantly. South Park referenced this with the Ike character... he says "cookie monster" multiple times in different episodes.
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@rawsalerts Lawn mower Utility chest Extended cab No lift or big tires This is a regular working class guy. People are sick of this ideology being shoved in their faces
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@JackStr42679640 I think he just didn't cover himself in enough propellant or the right propellant. He doused himself and that burned, his clothes soaked and burned, but he didn't burn long and hot enough to get as charred as you would think. Other burn victims who burn longer and hotter are
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@HazelAppleyard_ So I take it these people would rather attend a rooftop party in Gaza than a pride parade in Tel Aviv? Lol ok.
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@jajajannylynn @reddit_lies Each other. It’s an echo chamber
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@HazelAppleyard_ ✅ added to “Trans Nonsense” bookmarks folder We’ve entered the upside down world folks
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@Grummz “AI voice chat moderation to enforce DEI compliance with players.” *ahem* excuse me?
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@Grummz @topek899 This kind of hyperbolic, hysterical nonsense just makes normal people want to tune them out - especially when the character model is based on a real person. Like dude… get a grip, come back down to earth, join us all here in reality.
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@Rothmus I had a girl riding in the back seat of my car once in college. After a while she told me “you know, it’s really not good to use your left foot for the brake. I noticed you’ve been doing that.” I then had to explain to her what a manual transmission is.
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@marycatedelvey This is comedy gold
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@ReduxxMag @ThePublicaNow Dude body language on the podium Cheater
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@emanabdelhadi So powerful they demanded humanitarian aid in the form of dental dams 🤡
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@libsoftiktok Oh, so nicely asking the rapist to stay away from his victim didn't work? Imagine that.
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@AmiriKing Just on principle this dude shouldn’t be canceled
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@schuld_eth @crazyclipsonly Community outREACH! 😂 good stuff
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@ImMeme0 Normally I would say no to vigilante justice. But NYC is not normal and sane; those concerned citizens are well aware that the dude could very easily be walking out of jail tomorrow, he may get no prison time, and justice probably won’t be served. I can’t get mad at these people.
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@libsoftiktok Gee, this dude sure exhibits a lot of male aggressive tendencies. I wonder why.
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@catturd2 If she really wanted attention she'd do it in a burqa. But that would require courage.
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@marycatedelvey There’s an implicit “…or else” after this dude’s words. Disturbing
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@GinieSigonney Taking nothing away from the awesome Airmen who made this happen, but 640 people in a C-17 is like putting 640 billiard balls in the back of an F-250 😂 The crew was probably more worried about people getting hurt from being crammed in than the weight!
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@HazelAppleyard_ Even if he waited 3 years she would still be too young according to the colloquial (age/2)+7 formula. If he really loves her (he doesn’t, he’s just a pedo) he would wait even longer. But alas… he’s just a selfish weirdo.
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@HazelAppleyard_ You didn't ask your brother's consent before turning yourself into a different person; why should he have to get your consent for mourning the loss of his sister?
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@jasminejoyaa To this day, whenever we have tacos my wife offers me a kiss at some point and says “my keeses taste like tacosssss!” It’s really cute.
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@HazelAppleyard_ Golly gee, Mr. Eve_interupted, what could you possibly want to chat with this young boy about on Discord that can't be said in the open?
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@LqLana You really believe the GOP will attempt to take the vote away from military and the elderly - demographics which disproportionately vote Republican? Military has always been able to vote by mail. That isn’t going to change. You’re drawing a false conclusion then attacking it.
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@ChidiNwatu @elonmusk You prefer the previous manipulation, where 3-letter agencies pressured the platform into suppressing certain stories and narratives? ^that’s a hypothetical question. Of course you prefer that.
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@Rothmus “Armored infantry Coast Guard” 🤣
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@NoContextBrits I grew up in central Florida without A/C. I don’t want to hear about 79 degrees being hot
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@libsoftiktok @FortBendISD And the leftists have the absolute nerve to call this "banning books." By that logic, checking for ID at the liquor store is prohibition.
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@mscots41 Something tells me that dude has been familiar with "extra pounds" for quite a while
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@ReduxxMag @SJSU Women's sports doesn't exist anymore. What a farce.
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@ReduxxMag Adherence to ideology is more important to Planned Parenthood than a woman’s health (their ostensible raison d'être).
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@Rothmus Take the money... the red pill has implications you can't foresee that would drive you mad. Imagine having to live through the 90's knowing 9/11 would happen, for example. You'd go crazy.
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@Rothmus The same people who say this will tell you to trust the science about climate change and COVID
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@tigertuffmark @StephenKing Trump admires a beautiful voice, story at 11!
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@ilovepreserves "Unless it is contextually important..." Context: Reality. "Trans women" are men.
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@Alphafox78 Interesting. I’ve always used the second method, but only for the first 3/4 of the beer. Then I dump the last 1/4 in to make the head. I saw these instructions on a Hoegaarden and it always worked for me
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@RonniNicole1 What’s even more shocking about this (if that’s possible) is that this happened in *2018* - six fucking years ago - and he didn’t feel like he could come out about it until recently and it took the support of another person and organization.
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@L__G__B One of my teachers in high school gave us the best advice one day at the end of class: "Don't shave your eyebrows. Changes your whole appearance." I will never forget those timeless words of wisdom.
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@TTExulansic Nope, not like a muscle. Bad analogy. Muscles get stronger as you use them more. "Like a wound" would be a better analogy... because it is a wound. A wound that won't heal.
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@PrivateLiberty2 @reddit_lies Exactly. My dad came here in ‘84 to escape Fidel’s Cuba. He’s the reason I’ve been an anti-communist my whole life.
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@Rothmus Everyone who complains about this should post an accompanying photo of themself at a WNBA game.
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@OliLondonTV @TheAlexStrenger Holy crap. This is the 🧌 King. BEHOLD! There has never been, and may never again be, a troll of such greatness! 🤣 Hail to the Troll Chief! EPIC!!!!
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@HazelAppleyard_ Dude needs to turn off the porn and go interact with real people.
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@introvertsmemes Introduce myself and try to explain why I was waking him up
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@Grummz They tried mansplaining Japanese history to actual Japanese people who are now understandably annoyed. Japansplaining? Nipponsplaining?
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@dom_lucre “No one thinks to do that after an assassination attempt” Trump’s first reaction, like any human, was to duck. But after he realized he was okay, he stood up and did the fist pump to show the American people what he’s made of. Courage under fire.
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@HazelAppleyard_ Sir, your dad doesn’t want to “avoid trouble” - he’s embarrassed of you
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@Theo_TJ_Jordan @newstart_2024 From that article: “Sometimes I use my bike when I go to see some of my friends. I enjoy the exercise and the ride.” Excuse me, YOUR bike? You’re sounding a little bit like a filthy capitalist running dog, comrade. That’s OUR bike.
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@Grummz I would love it if threats of violence dropped by some meaningful percentage. Maybe they have But give it time. Zebras can’t change their stripes; the race/gender/class Marxists will be back at it soon enough
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@Blackmillions_ "letter recognition and sounds"? You mean phonics? But intellectuals told me that was not the right way to teach children in the 90s and 00s, even though it worked well enough for me and generations of prior children. I guess the experts were... wrong?
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@HazelAppleyard_ It/he? The second pronoun should be objective case (i.e. him/her). “He” is subjective case. Is this person suggesting that we should say “I went to the store to buy a wrench for he”?
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@watchTENETnow @TaylerUSA I f*cking called it!!! During your intro I said to myself: “first dude, micropenis. Guaranteed.” 🤢
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@libsoftiktok Sorry lady, I got news for you - this is political. Only one side of the aisle is enthusiastically creating the conditions for blatant child endangerment.
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@MattWalshBlog And then the clouds broke, sunlight shined through the window, and an eagle descended onto our windowsill. A single tear rolled down its eagle cheek and it glanced at us, calmly, with the strength of a thousand doves. It was in that moment that we knew Our Democracy™️ was safe.
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@ImMeme0 "This tragic event has reignited debates about the death penalty..." I assume these debates revolve around the method, right? Injection, ol' sparky, rope, firing squad? I mean, what else is there to debate?
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@DavidSacks I was a single issue voter on the border. But then the economy gut punched me, the war in Ukraine dragged on way longer than necessary, and they’re going to jail their opponent. So I too am a single issue voter on four issues 😂
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@RightGlockMom @TaraBull808 His chances of showing up skyrocketed when he asked “what time” - I was waiting for that. Definitely a good sign
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@stillgray As an American I'm embarrassed that we produced this waste of space
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@lporiginalg Paul Allen ... "Dorsia" 🤣 good reference
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