@ClownWorld_
Our jaws both go up and down and they grind left and right. We’re omnivores. We have incisors and canines.
Also, animal proteins generally provide more and higher quality amino acids than plant proteins for muscle protein synthesis.
@libsoftiktok
"You are not allowed to be there, we'll just call you when it's time to pick 'em up" - NOPE. Huge red flag; any parent who hears this should instantly be on alert and not leave your kids with anyone who says that. This mom has good instincts. Lawyer up!
@ReduxxMag
"self-determination"
"allows parents to change the sex marker on their children’s documents from birth."
It's quite literally the opposite of self-determination. The parent is doing the "determining," not the self, because the self is a baby.
@ReduxxMag
“The sorority’s policy was to only admit students whose GPA was 2.7 or higher, while Langford’s GPA was just 1.9.”
So not only is he a failure socially but he can’t even succeed in the low-stakes, non-competitive, clown world of academia. You barely need a pulse to get a 2.7.
@ImMeme0
Officer: What happened here?
Bystander: That dude punched a woman then some people punched him back.
Officer: Who punched him back?
Bystander: 🤷♂️ No one who is currently nearby....
^do this. The law won't protect you for defending that woman.
@libsoftiktok
One of the easiest ways to spot virtue signaling is when people go out of their way to "properly" pronounce specific words that they otherwise wouldn't have
"Fallestinian" ... "Mooslem"
@EndWokeness
At 1:03 after the constipation joke... for a brief moment it almost seemed like her humanity was gonna shine through and she was about to laugh. But no. Ego quickly caught back up.
@Grummz
Lmao. Their murder fantasy couldn’t have been more poorly timed.
It would be funny if it wasn’t such a serious topic… and if it wasn’t so predictable
@ScottMy20278797
@stillgray
Dude especially if we were drunk partying! My friends probably would have turned it into a competition and then taken that too far - searching for the phone for hours, long into the night, long after the dude himself gave up and went home, then passed out on the river bank.
@HazelAppleyard_
“So like is there a certain type of panties I’m supposed to buy or tactic?” -yes, as a matter of fact, there is. They’re called boxers, they look like this, and the tactic is called “manning up and turning off the porn”
@stillgray
This dude enjoys bullying people. That's why he goes where there's an inherent power imbalance - to bully service workers who can't afford to get fired.
@ReduxxMag
This legislation represents the essence of totalitarian control. It affirms the delusions of one protected group while harshly penalizing dissenting thought or speech (deadnaming, “misgendering”). The German state is telling you outright that you must reject the evidence of your
@thevivafrei
The slope was so extreme that when they neutralized the target he remained exactly where they shot him and didn’t roll off. You literally do not even need muscles to overcome that sloping roof and gravity. Miraculous 🙄
@Riley_Gaines_
@suny_cortland
Maybe the creepiest part of this is welcoming "non-binary" individuals to a women's restroom. They're no longer even pretending that you should make an effort to look like a woman. Just declare yourself non-binary and you have full access. They made it easier to be a predator.
@Not_the_Bee
I’ve seen numerous stories that make me sympathetic to ICE lately. They keep making arrest after arrest. These releases must be so demoralizing for the typical ICE officer trying to keep criminals off the street.
Is ICE the only legit federal LE agency? I dunno.
@Mick_O_Keeffe
If slaves built America, why isn't Brazil the greatest superpower in the history of the world? About 15 times as many Africans were brought to Brazil compared to the U.S. (6 mil vs. 388k)
@ClownWorld_
Discount Tire?
I’m on the employee’s side by default. Everyone I’ve ever interacted with there has been great, including the other customers waiting with me. In multiple states.
@HazelAppleyard_
He could just put more effort than he ever did before into being a man. I know that's a radical thought for these people but it's his best shot at actually attracting a woman.
Get off the hormones (if he's on them), focus on your career, get your ass in shape... then try again.
@RNCResearch
He just has vague ideas kinda floating around in his head, catchphrases and go-to safe points that he can pluck out of the fog and present to the audience and wait for affirmation. It’s gotten him this far but gets more difficult with age.
@HazelAppleyard_
“Trans people deserve love… we will not stand for this!” - you can’t force people to love you. The quicker you come to terms with that, the better
@HistoryMuppet
I've never seen this clip but recognized it instantly. South Park referenced this with the Ike character... he says "cookie monster" multiple times in different episodes.
@rawsalerts
Lawn mower
Utility chest
Extended cab
No lift or big tires
This is a regular working class guy. People are sick of this ideology being shoved in their faces
@JackStr42679640
I think he just didn't cover himself in enough propellant or the right propellant. He doused himself and that burned, his clothes soaked and burned, but he didn't burn long and hot enough to get as charred as you would think. Other burn victims who burn longer and hotter are
@Grummz
@topek899
This kind of hyperbolic, hysterical nonsense just makes normal people want to tune them out - especially when the character model is based on a real person. Like dude… get a grip, come back down to earth, join us all here in reality.
@Rothmus
I had a girl riding in the back seat of my car once in college. After a while she told me “you know, it’s really not good to use your left foot for the brake. I noticed you’ve been doing that.” I then had to explain to her what a manual transmission is.
@ImMeme0
Normally I would say no to vigilante justice. But NYC is not normal and sane; those concerned citizens are well aware that the dude could very easily be walking out of jail tomorrow, he may get no prison time, and justice probably won’t be served. I can’t get mad at these people.
@GinieSigonney
Taking nothing away from the awesome Airmen who made this happen, but 640 people in a C-17 is like putting 640 billiard balls in the back of an F-250 😂
The crew was probably more worried about people getting hurt from being crammed in than the weight!
@HazelAppleyard_
Even if he waited 3 years she would still be too young according to the colloquial (age/2)+7 formula. If he really loves her (he doesn’t, he’s just a pedo) he would wait even longer. But alas… he’s just a selfish weirdo.
@HazelAppleyard_
You didn't ask your brother's consent before turning yourself into a different person; why should he have to get your consent for mourning the loss of his sister?
@HazelAppleyard_
Golly gee, Mr. Eve_interupted, what could you possibly want to chat with this young boy about on Discord that can't be said in the open?
@LqLana
You really believe the GOP will attempt to take the vote away from military and the elderly - demographics which disproportionately vote Republican?
Military has always been able to vote by mail. That isn’t going to change. You’re drawing a false conclusion then attacking it.
@ChidiNwatu
@elonmusk
You prefer the previous manipulation, where 3-letter agencies pressured the platform into suppressing certain stories and narratives?
^that’s a hypothetical question. Of course you prefer that.
@libsoftiktok
@FortBendISD
And the leftists have the absolute nerve to call this "banning books." By that logic, checking for ID at the liquor store is prohibition.
@Rothmus
Take the money... the red pill has implications you can't foresee that would drive you mad. Imagine having to live through the 90's knowing 9/11 would happen, for example. You'd go crazy.
@Alphafox78
Interesting. I’ve always used the second method, but only for the first 3/4 of the beer. Then I dump the last 1/4 in to make the head. I saw these instructions on a Hoegaarden and it always worked for me
@RonniNicole1
What’s even more shocking about this (if that’s possible) is that this happened in *2018* - six fucking years ago - and he didn’t feel like he could come out about it until recently and it took the support of another person and organization.
@L__G__B
One of my teachers in high school gave us the best advice one day at the end of class:
"Don't shave your eyebrows. Changes your whole appearance."
I will never forget those timeless words of wisdom.
@TTExulansic
Nope, not like a muscle. Bad analogy. Muscles get stronger as you use them more.
"Like a wound" would be a better analogy... because it is a wound. A wound that won't heal.
@OliLondonTV
@TheAlexStrenger
Holy crap. This is the 🧌 King. BEHOLD! There has never been, and may never again be, a troll of such greatness! 🤣 Hail to the Troll Chief!
EPIC!!!!
@dom_lucre
“No one thinks to do that after an assassination attempt”
Trump’s first reaction, like any human, was to duck. But after he realized he was okay, he stood up and did the fist pump to show the American people what he’s made of. Courage under fire.
@Theo_TJ_Jordan
@newstart_2024
From that article:
“Sometimes I use my bike when I go to see some of my friends. I enjoy the exercise and the ride.”
Excuse me, YOUR bike? You’re sounding a little bit like a filthy capitalist running dog, comrade. That’s OUR bike.
@Grummz
I would love it if threats of violence dropped by some meaningful percentage. Maybe they have
But give it time. Zebras can’t change their stripes; the race/gender/class Marxists will be back at it soon enough
@Blackmillions_
"letter recognition and sounds"? You mean phonics? But intellectuals told me that was not the right way to teach children in the 90s and 00s, even though it worked well enough for me and generations of prior children. I guess the experts were... wrong?
@HazelAppleyard_
It/he?
The second pronoun should be objective case (i.e. him/her). “He” is subjective case. Is this person suggesting that we should say “I went to the store to buy a wrench for he”?
@libsoftiktok
Sorry lady, I got news for you - this is political. Only one side of the aisle is enthusiastically creating the conditions for blatant child endangerment.
@MattWalshBlog
And then the clouds broke, sunlight shined through the window, and an eagle descended onto our windowsill. A single tear rolled down its eagle cheek and it glanced at us, calmly, with the strength of a thousand doves. It was in that moment that we knew Our Democracy™️ was safe.
@ImMeme0
"This tragic event has reignited debates about the death penalty..." I assume these debates revolve around the method, right? Injection, ol' sparky, rope, firing squad?
I mean, what else is there to debate?
@DavidSacks
I was a single issue voter on the border. But then the economy gut punched me, the war in Ukraine dragged on way longer than necessary, and they’re going to jail their opponent. So I too am a single issue voter on four issues 😂