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🕯️reformation medium vittoria tote bag in black/ tobacco leather pls come into my life🕯️
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what taylor swift is for white women modi is for indian uncles
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if you’re a 27 year old and you solely communicate through memes and reaction gifs it’s so over for you…
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cute guy sat next to me on the plane and we played tic tac toe and had a nice conversation, even watched the last over of pak v zim together!!! cannot believe this actually happened irl WHAT????
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you’d do well in delhi (derogatory)
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explaining polyamory to aunties at a shaadi rn lol
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you live w your parents for 2 days and realise why you moved out lmao
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his name is jerry and his favourite things are raw eggs, naps and getting wet in the rain
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3 months
i poured my heart out and this is all you have to say lmaoooo
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hello i need serious help !! what do guys in their 20s like being gifted apart from like alcohol ???
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sorted ✅
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idk why but i have an insane urge to solve an integral rn
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spring time is the best time to be a lover in delhi <3
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@aryamaaan this song being about matty healy just makes soooo much sense
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i’ll be 30 days nicotine free in 2 days, that’s so crazy
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my stats prof would cry looking at this graph
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White T-shirt sales spiking on Zepto this Holi morning! People are starting to realise that Zepto serves a lot more use cases than daily grocery :)
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@tanluvscats
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brother how are you your big age and can’t string 4 words together to form a meaningful sentence ???
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hello mai smriti irani ki dost bol rahi hoon usne phenyl pee liya hai
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Smriti Z Irani
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Such is life... A decade of my life going from one village to another, building lives, nurturing hope & aspirations, working on infrastructure ― roads, naali, khadanja, bypass, medical college and more. To those who stood by me through loss and victory, I am forever grateful. To
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yes the french have famously never mocked islam which definitely did not result in petrol bombs being thrown and guns being fired and journalists being killed just don’t google what charlie hebdo is
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They'd never mock Islam like this #Paris2024 #OpeningCeremony
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i’m so envious of house cats, no projects, no deadlines, just eepy nini time
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ANDA KAUN MARTA HAI YAAR ROAD PE???
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there’s a tennis court right across from my apartment and it’s taking all my willpower to not go over and film a silly ass challengers reel there
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@coolkerny blue eyes hypnotise makes so much more sense now 😳
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why am i getting ads from the china railway construction corporation asking me to follow them??? i love trains and railways but this seems a bit overkill
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GK 2 M block market i love you 🫶🏼
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oomf said dev patel is kinda bald??? (he’s heard from a very reliable source who’s met dev)
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@aryamaaan she was not a loser she used to run tumblr like the marines she was an icon (but we were all cringe in 2015)
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paul atreides :
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source? it was revealed to me in a dream
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i hate how this discourse always gets hijacked by the most pathetic people online and ultimately boils down to not all men, there’s no change whatsoever, no empathy, no willingness to listen; little girls in schools get policed for the lengths of their skirts but sure not all men
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feels insane to know that i used to live a 30 second walk from here
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i think it so fun that x% of y is always equal to y% of x,,, it’s so perfect makes so much sense
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@tanluvscats
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my parents used to be in a cult (i’m not going to elaborate any further)
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ethan !!!
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share a piece of lore about yourself
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HE CALLED HIM A COLONIZER WHAAAT KENDRIK IS SO FUNNY MAN
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we are on god’s green and abundant earth and you’re asking me to scan a QR code to have a danish…
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crying 😭
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MEN ACT SO FUCKING INSUFFERABLE ON HOLI GET A GRIP ITS LIKE THEY GET A DAYPASS TO HARASS YOU
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i should charge my boyfriend a fee for being around bc i’m so funny it’s basically like attending a comedy gig
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i dream of having two cats, one orange and one white, and naming them idli and vada
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I FUCKING CALLED IT!!!
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my only prediction for 2023 is that henry kissinger will finally fucking die
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this is exactly how i feel about twitter
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Love watching The Bear when I'm having a bad day cuz no matter what kind of day I'm having Carmy having a worse one.
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i have to see coldplay in concert before i die preferably with all the people i love
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completely valid line of questioning…
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GUYS IM FREAKING OUT SAVANNAH BROWN LIKED MY TWEET FLIRTING W HER !!!
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how to fight the urge to just disappear without a trace
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not my ex-workplace getting hired by govt to make the new phony democracy ratings index 😭😭😭
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completing my research paper listening to the succession theme track feeling very sigma male grindset
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@tanluvscats
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just had an ice cream sandwich for the first time in my life and i think i’m starting to see the light they preach about
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did anyone else go to a soft drink bottling factory on a school field trip in primary school or did that just happen in my school?
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shout out my dad for forcing me to play golf when i was 12 it’s the only reason i could solve today’s connections
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i’m back in the mountains babyyyy!!
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i’m so stupid how could i miss an email that would literally translate to 24k straight into my bank account no effort required UGHHHH
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@RainaDhananjay no lmao they love the idea
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there’s just something sooooo attractive about a man who hasn’t got a single clue about what’s going on
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you know what really pisses me off is when i go to attend an event and they give me a virtual ticket with a stupid qr code instead of a real one OKAY NOW WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO STICK IN MY JOURNAL NEXT TO MY 500 WORD ENTRY YOU GENIUS DIDNT THINK TO SOLVE FOR THIS DID YOU YOU MORON
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fuck data and research me and all my homies hate information 👎🏼
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anytime anybody mentions money machine by 100 gecs i get war flashbacks
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they should invent a vacation that doesn’t make you want to kill yourself in the process of planning it
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i miss kochi
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rocky randhawa my himbo i love youuuuu 👩🏽‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏽
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everyday i’m so grateful bc asap rocky blessed us w sundress
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living w roommates is crazy, one girl is fighting for life on the phone to save her relationship w a mid boy, the other is battling it out w a uti pissing every 2 mins, and i’m just in the middle of this trying to finish my work which is due in 15 mins w/o inducing a panic attack
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why am i so tired of life and living i’m only 21 years old why am i so cynical and bitter about everything something is not right
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you can have a fun first year of college just don’t do it in front of me !!!
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rachel mcadams could’ve done fight club but brad pitt couldn’t have done mean girls
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i envy people who have the ability to have faith in god so much, so many of my anxieties would resolve themselves completely only if i were able to let go of the idea that i am responsible for the way my life pans out and have no one else to blame if it sucks lol
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rewatching normal people…it’s not looking good for me folks
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having an older sibling is lowkey like having a cheat code to life
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look at me delhi… this is not you, stop being so fucking cold!!! let me go out and get tipsy and see my buddies!!!
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idk why but i have an insane urge to solve an integral rn
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should i make a margarita or stick to vodka crans
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vodka crans stay undefeated !!!
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my friend’s nut allergy actually flared up on the 1st of november,,, the universe can be so funny sometimes
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fell sick 2 days before nye,,, now i don’t even need an excuse to stay in and sleep big W
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i’m not free on valentines because your mum and i have plans
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radiohead tumhari aawaz mein saadgi hai par tumhare fans bade suar aadmi hai
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i’ve played not like us so many times that i just caught my mum singing the O V HOE part i’m cryingggggg my mum is a kendrick stan
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pickleball is such a sexless sport, -1000 aura points for anyone who plays pickleball
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asserting dominance by forcing my boyfriend download and play neko atsume <3
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roz subah uth kar co star toh ese check karti hoon jaise ek din mein meri kharab kismat badal jayegi lmaooo
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i need to get hotter
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i baked a cake for absolutely no reason, but it tasted nice
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public policy is delhi pays abysmally low for me to tolerate the level of workplace toxicity,,, i’m surprised that people continue working here
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pissed a sanghi off, day made 😌
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friday ko alcohol shots ki jagah vitamin d shots le rahi hoon, kya din aa gaye hai
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chat i think i have perfected my hummus recipe, it’s a day of celebration
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the more i speak w my father the clearer it becomes that he and i have just different iterations of the same personality, and i don’t know how i feel about that
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@aryamaaan how did you not know this ??? essential halsey lore
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bye bye marlboro reds/ esse lights i no longer need you
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i’m thinking about the reformation medium vittoria bag again…it’s made for me
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i’m convinced my dad’s online shopping addiction is the only thing keeping M&S in business
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Literally WHO is buying from marks and spencer How can they afford to rent all these huge retail spaces I’m convinced it’s a money laundering front
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i hate it when my self-improvement coded friend starts to make sense, it actively goes against my party girl parker posey belief system
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kashmir coming alive in pride month 🌈🫶🏼✨
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fucking good for nothing loser, challenge the fucking decision, don’t just sit
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Vinesh, you are a champion among champions! You are India's pride and an inspiration for each and every Indian. Today's setback hurts. I wish words could express the sense of despair that I am experiencing. At the same time, I know that you epitomise resilience. It has always
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if i had a girlfriend i would let her win at all the imsg games but that’s just me i guess
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i don’t think i’ve had an original thought my entire life
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just remembered that in 10th grade i had new neighbours and their dog used to run away and hide sacks full of aloos bc she loved eating raw aloos so they just named her aloo
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this is sounds like something tom wambsgams would come up with
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@yaarrehnedo man no i couldn’t gather the courage to do it 😭😭😭
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stayed up all night to watch planes land in the morning,,, but i’m gonna crash soooo hard today,,, not gonna wake up for 12 hours 💤💤💤
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me asf rn
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my only prediction for 2023 is that henry kissinger will finally fucking die
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