i sit blindfolded in the chamber of the fourteen. themis (in a lab coat) feeds me a twix. "Light." he makes a note on his clipboard. my 384th consecutive correct guess
lahabrea: Behold! the heart of sabik! not even the allagans could figure out what it does
wol: what does it do
lahabrea:
wol: what does it do lahabrea
lahabrea:
my dream for pandaemonium is that every tier the 4th boss is just some guy who is compeltely smitten with lahabrea and he's like fuck you guys lahabrea loves me the most. then at the end lahabrea doesnt even show up
lahabrea lore is all like. He was balls to the walls insane.... a brain that could picutre 50,000 polygons... he never shut up... we all looked up to him..
souls lore so funny because they just drop shit like "that's where they discovered the blood star" in an item set description and then the very concerning blood star is never mentioned again
venom snake: hrrn.. i found a plush of cinnamoroll. that's my favorite sanrio character
kaz: are you sure snake? on our beach date.. you told me you preferred kuromi
ocelot: don't listen to Miller. i know you best. although you appreciated kuromi, you loved cinnamoroll the most
*bravely* i hate open worlds and love it when games constrain me in order to create a more compelling narrative. there is still a market for this kind of thing and im in it
TARNISHED: i did very badly in fighting Margit, the Fell Omen today need beuatiful maidens to comfort me
VARRE: good luck getting a maiden to even look at you after this.
LAURENCE, WEARING A CLERIC BEAST KIGURUMI: brador Pray fetch my vanilla chai latte with extra whip from the Starbeasts i just ordered it through the app
BRADOR, GETTING UP FROM THE FLOOR, WHERE HE'S BEEN FOR THE PAST TWO HOURS: okay
elidibus: *remembering how he couldn't wash his hair as zenos or people would immediately notice something was up* That Beast... twas not easy affecting his monstrous disposition..
@Breenlander
@boned_woo
left side:
TANITH: (even though I didn't give birth to this child, why... why do i think she's so cute?)
TANITH: "Good morning~ Remember to brush your teeth well."
RYA: "Good morning Lady Tanith! Last night I didn't have any nightmares!"
yharnam in a nutshell
> use the old blood to cure disease
> old blood turns people into beasts
> have to kill the beasts but they're too strong
> use old blood to enhance the hunters' strength
> hunters turn into worse beasts
> contact a great one so you can have immortal hunters
every day i see screenshots from my limbco playing friends of cartoon depictions of The Thing with a status effect on it like "Terror Overload" and the caption is like "fuck this thing, i had to restart the battle 679 times to start with a perfect roll on Gay Sex Finisher"
rom: kos may i have some eyes
kos: to ascend to a higher form of existence?
rom: yesss...
rom: *actually hangs out at the bottom of a lake doing absolutely nothing like a boss*
me getting dressed for work: fuck. i hate being alive. i want nobody to see my physical form
me getting dressed to go loiter in a grocery store: i am the most beautiful being alive
@Breenlander
@boned_woo
right side:
TANITH: (Hey... My leg is already numb. But this child has read the book front to back four or five times without stopping for some reason...?)
i want to go on a hike with emet selch and he'll bitch to me about his stiletto heels sinking into mud and making him trip on gravel when he's the one who wore stiletto heels for a hike
wouldn't it be funny if ffxiv let you ve married to multiple people and a server wide polycule consumed the player base so they could all tp to the top of the kugane jump puzzle
if I see something really stupid on my tl I think about how much happier I would be if it didn't appear there and I don't tweet it. This is a form of self sacrifice to make your followers lives better and makes you akin to a martyr or saint