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It’s against federal law to do this to girls
The WHO say that it is a “violation of the human rights [that] reflects deep-rooted inequality between the sexes, and constitutes an extreme form of discrimination”
And yet, 3,800 baby boys will be strapped down today
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@LinkofSunshine
Here in the south, we just assume you didn’t like it if you don’t have a third plate…
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@jarvis_best
“It was the teleprompter” is my favorite because the teleprompter very evidently did not shatter (nor was it in the direct line of fire)
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@MSNBC
Fitness is inherently anti-left-wing because it requires self-discipline and holding oneself accountable
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@annecollier
@eirliani
@podesta_lesley
And the Ukrainian flag emojis were lowered to half mast to mourn the loss of the Trust & Safety Council
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@mirandayaver
They never should have unclaimed it
Perfectly happy to toss the country’s emblems when their party doesn’t get everything it wants
You’ll be ashamed of it again later, don’t worry
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@strike_dr
The capitalists hoard all the plants so that the socialists intentionally starve; you may think it’s a joke, but that’s exactly how capitalism was designed, so certain plants would only grow in certain profitable areas under license and agreement of exclusivity
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@JHWeissmann
“Hello Mister President, I’m seven years old, and I’m just curious, will a girl be president some day?”
“Now look here you little pipsqueak, the head guy has to pick a girl, and then he has to be eliminated. Got it?”
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@LiamYidDem
Players gonna play play play play play
And haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate
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@boyymodal
“Hello Mister President, I’m seven years old, and I’m just curious, will a girl be president some day?”
“Now look here you little pipsqueak, the head guy has to pick a girl, and then he has to be eliminated. Got it?”
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@wrong_speak
She wants to abolish the health system as we know it in favor of a Medicare-lite scheme with centralized control of the private market
As she puts it, “If they want to play by our rules, they can be in the system. If not, they have to get out.”
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@jarvis_best
“He’s running.”
“Can he come talk to us?”
“No, he’s busy running.”
“But we saw him for 4 minutes yesterday.”
“Because he’s busy running!”
“Okay, but is he awake!”
“That’s completely inappropriate to ask, how could you? Shame!”
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@Kamaumaumau
The honkystakes is going to be so fun to watch
“How much mayonnaise do you use?”
“Do you drive a pick-up truck?”
“What’s your favorite war?”
“Which guns have you used in past TV ads?”
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@Rothmus
So incredibly grateful I never had to brief either of my parents on my masturbatory practices
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@beccalew
Have you tried yelling “Hitler”? Screaming it at the top of your lungs constantly has been demonstrated to increase Dem turnout by 1,488%
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@brianefallon
Pretty sure the challenge was to debate Biden twice
Source:
Donald Trump lost two debates to me in 2020. Since then, he hasn’t shown up for a debate.
Now he’s acting like he wants to debate me again.
Well, make my day, pal.
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@narosenblum
The Meese amicus brief is pretty clear that a prosecutor needs to be appointed by law, and that didn’t occur in this case
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@KCroakeHeisler
While it’s sad that she died, it’s also true that she spewed all sorts of vituperative bile on this app toward those she felt were not adequately vaccinated
This is just one example: hatred from the “fully vaccinated” — not a fear others might die, but a fear others might live
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@jarvis_best
None of us had any idea what was going on at first, it’s a plausible theory absent any information to the contrary
The problem is that “information to the contrary” simply doesn’t penetrate into the BlueAnon orbit
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@TerryWatkinsJr1
Your homework would show you that this photo was taken a year after the incident, which, of course, was Biden’s only visit (good thing they took lots of pictures)
He hasn’t made more than one trip a year to the state of Ohio since 2022
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@xi_chairman
@SpecialPuppy1
@rhcm123
Literally no one was looking for genocide in 2003 — they were looking for WMDs, as “pre-emptive self-defense” — essentially a rehash of the Wolfowitz Doctrine, which purports to give the US the power to invade perceived enemies and to promote “democratic” regime change
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@yashar
…and we just take these people at their word? That’s the wild part
“Trump is wrong because Harris says he is” without an ounce of curiosity — of course the Harris campaign is going to feign ignorance, that’s their role in this!
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@moralitylessons
@JaneGeorgeTN
True — at 3.6%, you have to make it up on volume by having your orders for inventory so massive that the final price can even compete with the other retailers
Which is their model
What a shock, business people did business
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@chrisjollyhale
“And folks, that’s why tonight I fully endorse Jimm— I mean, Walt—, whoops, Mi—, no? I endorse Bill— no, wait, Jo— oh yeah, Barack! Wait, no wait a minute, it’s the other — wait, are you Hillary? Anyway, God love you.”
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@a1001ku
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@JohnDiLillo
Turn him into? He’s basically your standard New York Democrat from 10 years ago
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@TrueSlazac
The nonbinary furry community totally ended Project 2025, but the MEDIA are IN THE TANK for MAGA so they will HIDE THIS FROM YOU
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@PopulismUpdates
The 1920 US presidential election (noms + general) involved 6 who were or would become POTUS:
- T. Roosevelt (early Rep Pres frontrunner)
- Wilson (declined 3rd term)
- Harding (Rep Pres nom)
- Coolidge (Rep VP nom)
- Hoover (pursued Rep nom)
- F. D. Roosevelt (Dem VP nominee)
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@JonathanTurley
@bdomenech
He gets angry when asked a substantive question
I’d expect this ire from him about once a quarter, gauging by how often he’s asked actual questions
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@TrueSlazac
- French
- Opinion on our constitution
Immediately (especially) discarded
Just like 14 previous French constitutions, in fact
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@_night_brain__
I’m tired of those who erase President Nixon; she was brave and courageous and fought against her enemies
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@willmenaker
Nationwide rent control??? In 100 days???
Man, maybe I’ve been wrong about him
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@reedhastings
You’ll take who they give you and you’ll finance it, okay? Any other questions?
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@JonathanTurley
Opens up the door to impeach
@BillClinton
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@BarackObama
for various things that were once thought non-impeachable once the subject left office.
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Scene: 50 brown people show up at your 23,000 sf vacation cottage
🚨 JUST IN:
Massachusetts Governor activates 125 National Guard Troops to help with 50 Illegal Migrants in Martha's Vineyard ..
*Now You Know~
The Elites were burning up the Governor's phone to have the messy situation with the Illegal's removed ..
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@KCroakeHeisler
She could have set a more positive tone during her life, but she chose to be the nail that sticks out
And the nail that sticks out gets the hammer, every time
I’m sure it would have been worse without being “fully” vaccinated though
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@TheAtlantic
This is amazing — I’m already voting for him, but this goes so hard
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@luinalaska
I’m tellin ya, that’s a much better plan than “I’ll marry you but I’m not that into you sexually”
Maybe women don’t want sexual harassment, but men sure as hell do
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@McKay4Senate
Don had it stolen from him and I’m sick of pretending this shit can’t possibly happen in our already-sacred democracy
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@bobacat_kittea
@LinkofSunshine
I usually add a “MeeMaw, you shur done put yer foot in that!” as I’m scooping dish number three
Works like a charm every single time where I came from
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@Montel_Williams
It’s just clear that, whoever that was designed for, they don’t want to appeal to me, don’t particularly like me, and really don’t want me to watch
So I obliged
Have a good day!
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