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@talesofthebong
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2 years
karl homie hopper jacobs back at it again for twitchcon 😭
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@talesofthebong
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2 years
someone needs to call sam and colby immediately they’re not gonna believe this
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@talesofthebong
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3 years
do people actually just talk to themselves like out loud? like fully alone and people sit there and speak? what do you even say? my brain is tired
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@talesofthebong
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3 years
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@talesofthebong
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2 years
look me in the eyes and tell me they aren’t boyfriends
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@talesofthebong
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3 years
that "is it worth it?" just destroyed the entire dsmp
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@talesofthebong
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2 years
dream team height check goes crazy 😭
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@talesofthebong
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3 years
“wHo ArE yOu WaTcHiNg FoR mCc” WHO TF DO YOU THINK IM WATCHING
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@talesofthebong
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2 years
you're telling me sapnap filmed a video where everywhere they look in minecraft EXPLODES and he was HIGH AS FUCK ????? BRO LMAO 💀
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@talesofthebong
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2 years
THE SIDE EYE FROM HANNAH IS MAKING ME SCREAM 💀😭😭😭
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@talesofthebong
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2 years
there’s so many doors what the fuck is this room 😭
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@talesofthebong
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2 years
so which one is the couple
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@talesofthebong
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2 years
SAPNAP JOINED KARL'S STREAM AND YOU CAN HEAR GEORGE LAUGHING IN THE BACKGROUND WHY IS THAT MAKING ME SO EMOTIONAL 😭 HE'S REALLY THERE WITH HIS BOYS 😭😭😭
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@talesofthebong
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2 years
no because dream PULLED HIM BACK so he could go in for that kiss 😭
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@talesofthebong
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2 years
@nopeifyaltalt not you trying to defend yourself like the police didn’t find human remains and evidence of cannablism in your home you sold in 2014 💀
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@talesofthebong
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2 years
bitch i thought dream was gonna kiss him 💀
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@talesofthebong
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2 years
so basically: - dream "more likely than not" going to twitchcon, talking about meeting people/face reveal BEFORE then? - george needing to send an address for his mcc coin? him being ia for a month? - sapnap staying in NC until gnf is there i hate to be that guy but...🤡
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@talesofthebong
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3 years
his shirt has PEARLS for BUTTONS i’m literally lightheaded i can’t
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@talesofthebong
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2 years
pretending to be asleep so the meet up vlog uploads sooner
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@talesofthebong
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2 years
SAPNAP IS STAYING WITH KARL AND FOOLISH UNTIL GEORGE GETS TO FLORIDA ????
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@talesofthebong
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2 years
we love you dream :’)
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@talesofthebong
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2 years
karl saying "if i beef with somebody then i know sapnap isn't going to fuck with them either" combined with when dream said "he's my boy, i know he's always in my corner" i'm sobbing sapnap is THE best friend he deserves the world
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@talesofthebong
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2 years
@sapnap @Dream I FEEL SO CALM AND NORMAL
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@talesofthebong
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2 years
and the universe said “you have played the game well” gg king
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@talesofthebong
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2 years
once george starts yelling for dream it’s all over for sapnap
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@talesofthebong
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2 years
LOOK AT HIS FUCKING FEET IM CRYING
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@talesofthebong
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2 years
what could possibly have been the context for techno's dad to send this to dream i'm 💀😭
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@talesofthebong
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2 years
#PUNZ : (reading msg) "me and my 7 year old kid are watching you i don't mind cussing at all but just stop losing, i don't want my son growing up to be a loser" HELP MEEEE 💀
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@talesofthebong
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2 years
C!DREAM BUT HE’S IRL
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@talesofthebong
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2 years
my brother in christ why is sapnap asking us when his bf is literally right there with the hoodie
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@talesofthebong
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2 years
yooo this team is crazy how was this even allowed 😩🤞🏼
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@talesofthebong
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2 years
there’s just no way that happened
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@talesofthebong
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2 years
GEORGE WILL 100% BE IN FLORIDA BY THE END OF OCTOBER (unless a meteor strikes earth) EVERYONE REMAIN CALM (i am panicking)
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@talesofthebong
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2 years
so george and karl kissed to be "funny" and sapnap had FOMO because THEY DIDN'T KISS HIM ??????
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@talesofthebong
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2 years
bro please i’m gonna throw up i can’t
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@talesofthebong
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2 years
feeling so casual and normal rn
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@talesofthebong
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2 years
karl liked that a little too much
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@talesofthebong
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2 years
personally if i was george i would not step foot in that house until someone confirmed XELOZENDAHG is dead
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@talesofthebong
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2 years
sapnap’s HAND PLACEMENT IM GOING CRAZY
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@talesofthebong
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2 years
mcc pride started out so simple, how did we get here
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@talesofthebong
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2 years
oh it’s already starting huh…
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@talesofthebong
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2 years
@Kirk_H_Hyder @Dream dream got a little hungry
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@talesofthebong
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2 years
hearing dream say “my boyfriend” has caused a complete full body reset i will literally Never be the same again holy fuck
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@talesofthebong
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2 years
ranboo did it for the dnfers and we love him for it
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@talesofthebong
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2 years
dream face revealed and immediately began a life of crime generally i feel like that's the opposite of what you should do but whatever you want baby i support you
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@talesofthebong
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2 years
my demons are fighting tooth and nail to be let loose rn and i fear they’re stronger than me
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@talesofthebong
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2 years
thinking about who george is looking at like that behind the camera
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@talesofthebong
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3 years
george fr met karl and said “you know what sapnap? i get it now”
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@talesofthebong
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2 years
tinakitten you are perfect
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@talesofthebong
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2 years
genuinely block me and go fuck yourself if you're calling this video "damage control" what is wrong with you
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@talesofthebong
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3 years
“you remember george, don’t you?”
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@talesofthebong
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2 years
GEORGE COMPARING HIM AND DREAM TO KATNISS AND PEETA????? SAYING THEY’D BOTH DIE RATHER THAN ONE OF THEM KILL THE OTHER??? and i already know dream would agree and he isn’t even there lord i feel faint
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@talesofthebong
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2 years
‘subtle’ is his middle name
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@talesofthebong
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2 years
*taps mic* is this on?
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@talesofthebong
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2 years
antis are about to lose one more thing
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@talesofthebong
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2 years
we literally clowned until we were physically unable to do it anymore i cannot BELIEVE
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@talesofthebong
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2 years
real dnfers understand that a deleted ig pic means nothing when we once went through a 35 day drought, pull yourselves together
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@talesofthebong
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3 years
“seeing him talk about being unlabeled is really validating” look me in the eyes and tell me that sentence didn’t fucking slap you across the face with a brick
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@talesofthebong
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2 years
this is all i could think about after dream’s tweets
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2 years
DREAM WAS “HIGH” ON PAIN MEDS FROM HIS KIDNEY STONES DURING THE BATH SPACE??? 😭 AND HE THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA DIE 💀
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@talesofthebong
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2 years
@dreamwastaken caleb williams 😌
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@talesofthebong
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2 years
me when i get voted out in among us
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@talesofthebong
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2 years
introducing the dream team in six seconds
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@talesofthebong
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2 years
i'm on the fucking floor SNIFF YOU DESERVE BETTER
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2 years
#LUDWIG : "can't claim to be gay when you've kissed less men than me" #KARL : "you've NOT kissed more men than me" #SAPNAP : "karl's been kissing men..." #GEORGE : "left right and center" karl was so ready to fight for his right to call himself gay like i just don't know 💀
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2 years
i'm so happy that gay people are real
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@talesofthebong
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2 years
SEND FUCKING HELP I'M CHOKING THROUGH LAUGHTER
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@talesofthebong
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2 years
quackity my brother in christ 💀
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@talesofthebong
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2 years
the war is over, we survived twitchcon san diego y’all 😭
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@talesofthebong
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2 years
GUYS IT FUCKING HAPPENED I GOT THE VELVET FOLLOW BACK
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@talesofthebong
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3 years
“i hope he figures it out!!!” shut up the whole point is he doesn’t have to figure anything out because he doesn’t owe anyone a label
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@talesofthebong
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3 years
i hope you get into 5/5 privs, i hope you get a cc notice, i hope you get the merch you want, i hope you reach all your goals and then some, i hope you experience a dteam friendship, i hope you meet your online friends, i hope the world offers you all the beauty it has to give
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@talesofthebong
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2 years
george refusing to say if there’s a streamer he would date rn and every single person staring daggers at dream i feel sick to my stomach
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GIRL RAN STRAIGHT TO TWITCH AND STARTED SCREAMING AND CRYING ON STREAM ICBBB 💀
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@talesofthebong
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2 years
the entire dsmp can really be summed up by someone saying "for everything that you've done" and the other responding "i had my reasons, you're not innocent either"
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@talesofthebong
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2 years
THEY ADDED IT 😭
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okay fine @dreamwastaken you can get a haircut IF you get your ears pierced as repayment
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@talesofthebong
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2 years
gay recognizes gay
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gay people can never just say “he’s hot” it’s always gotta be some shit like “i was blinded by his aura”
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2 years
bro is gorgeous i feel sick
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@talesofthebong
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1 year
dream’s security trying to lead him out and i just see minx trailing behind and one of the dudes keeps putting his arm in front of her so she can’t get inside the circle of guards 😭😭😭😭
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@talesofthebong
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2 years
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED: TYLER X VELVET MEET UP 😭💕
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@dreamwastaken guess you could say people change like the tides in the ocean huh?
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@talesofthebong
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2 years
i’m just trying to figure out what these two would talk about
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@talesofthebong
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3 years
gay panic caught live on twitch
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@talesofthebong
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3 years
i'll never forgive y'all for calling dream childish just because he reacted out of emotion to something as serious as this when he has been affected by abuse/doxxing too.
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@talesofthebong
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2 years
cheering for banter boys :’)
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guys.. does this mean they’re for sure going to twitchcon ……
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“first- ok- alright never mind that says dreamnotfound ok anyway OK THAT'S PART OF THE MOD! BUT I- ok that's part that's- that's- that's- that's- ok that's actually not part of the mod, that's part of... okay i didn't do that!”
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“you can start a family who will always show you love”
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@talesofthebong
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WE USED TO PRAY FOR MOMENTS LIKE THIS IM GOING TO EAT THE FLOOR
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OUR GOLDEN BOY I'M SO PROUD OF HIM
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karl homie hopper jacobs will never rest until he’s kissed every streamer huh
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IT’S FUCKING MEET UP WEEK
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#GEORGE : "it's an easy shot" #DREAM : "they're all easy george" THAT'S MY STREAMER
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@talesofthebong
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2 years
just found out the best mcc individual placement george has ever gotten was mcc pride with dream, karl, and foolish and nothing has ever made more sense tbh 💀
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@talesofthebong
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2 years
i have lost all of my sanity today
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@talesofthebong
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#SAPNAP : "man i appreciate all you guys" ok and what if i cried huh? then what?
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@talesofthebong
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2 years
new dreamnap irl pic just dropped
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stoner sapnap truthers this is our moment
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