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My existence is a momentary lapse of reason | park animal 🦆🐿️ | 29/M in Cali | 18+ (sometimes nsfw!) | pfp conker | Bill goes *clack* with @justmodjo

San Jose, CA
Joined November 2012
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It is time to officially introduce everyone to Virgil the Squirrel! He’s got some bad habits and he hasn’t got the best reputation, but at least he’s cute! 🎨 by Werewolfguts on FA
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RT @justmodjo: Heyyy..
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Half of the posts I’ve seen today have been either twitter fight-picking or users admitting things you couldn’t get out of me if you had jumper cables attached to my nipples. The other half of the posts have been pictures or videos of squirrels so that’s kinda cool
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I said “what’s up young one” to a squirrel I saw outside my house a few minutes ago
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RT @NeilNevins: Yes, saying “hello” to common animals you see on your way to work like squirrels and pigeons makes you a better person. The…
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RT @taleofnobody: Over the course of millions, nay, *billions* of years, Mother Nature has refined the perfect animal:
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One pill makes you horny And one pill sucks your balls
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RT @joey_underwood_: fingers crossed 🤞
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RT @FastbreakHoops5: That squirrel really trying to hoop 🤣
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RT @SquirrelsLos: A dignified gentleman
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@Zevingtun let’s post more about fuckin uhhhh that bear dude or somethijg
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@tucakeane Do you care about this. This is me
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@WOOFGRRRBARK Ayo quacky birthday <3
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RT @RainbowCraftz: I FINISHED THE HAPPY FAMILY YAYYYY and decided to add a nice background too :))) Hope yall like it!!! #detey #peteyxdog…
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RT @aeugchad: Y'all gotta see this rat my brother found on Instagram
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