I’m not going to have a sore throat & headache every Friday after being in those daycares/preschools all week. #KidsandGerms.

My child catching a virus 🦠 or getting sick by anybody truly irritates my entire soul. I get annoyed with ALL parties involved. Like here we go fighting this invisible germ demon! #ParentingPains #Sick #KidsAndGerms #JustWantMyBabyBetter.

I’m pretty sure in terms of sanitation, feeding your child on the airplane is the equivalent to feeding your child in doctors office #GermAPhobe #MomsOnGerms #KidsAndGerms #KidsOnPlanes #KidsAndSnacks #DontForgetThePuffs.

On today’s episode of “My Kids Didn’t Get the COVID19 Memo” - Transmission Edition. Sitting on the couch with my 5-yr-olds, watching TV and snacking. They just learned about droplets. “Ewwwww!!! When you talk, you spit hummus in my eye!”. #kidsandgerms.#keepyourdistance

You try telling a 6 year old kid to stop touching his face when he has two loose teeth. Every time I look at this guy he’s got his hands in his mouth. Can we quarantine the tooth fairy? #coronavirus #kidsandgerms #WashYourHands.

B1 came home from school complaining about his throat. I think he contaminated me. My throat hurts so much. No auditions tonight. #bigfamilyproblems #kidsandgerms #vo.

Sick day in the Thornton household❌😷 #enteratownrisk #kidsandgerms.

#comingsoon #whogottheirs #kidsandgerms #sofarsogood

Getting Sick: Before and After Kids - Hoping your family is happy and healthy this Spring Season! #kidsandgerms #gettingsickwithkids #healthyfamily.

Could someone please attach a bottle of hand sanitizer to me and set it to auto-douse? #kidsandgerms.

I love teaching 4 different classes (in addition to advisory time), until I have to make sub plans in order to stay home with a sick kid. #thanksinfluenzaA #kidsandgerms #itstartswithone #educationwoes.

My son is sick so today has been a wash all bedsheets, deep clean, and Lysol the heck out of everything kind of day! #saturdayfeels #kidsandgerms #feltlikesharing #feltboardquotes #motherhoodunplugged #letterboardquotes #feltboardfun #sweetsoutherngumptionblog

I'm single handedly keeping Lysol in business. #kidsandgerms #coldseason.

Life is CRAZY. All. The. Damn. Time. #lifeiscrazy #allthedamntime #momlife #boymomlife #germs #germfactory #kidsandgerms #kidgerms #life #parentinglife #parentlife #parentingstyle #imabadmom #momhacks #helpamotherout #meme

So congested, can't breathe through my nose . Whyyyyy I've been drinking 🍊 juice like water all week!! #kidsandgerms — feeling blah.

It's too bad Halloween was yesterday!! I would be the perfect zombie today. :( #kidsandgerms #notfun.